BBC Top Gear Thread 2021/2022

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eldar

21,825 posts

197 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Drclarke said:
Very week indeed.

It’s time for them to admit defeat and that even on a bad day, the CHM years presenting styles and writers just make this lot look like a bunch of 6th Form students who have been given a task of making a TV show.

Harris, apart from being able to drive is just awful when you put a camera in his face. His ability of being able to put on a huge fake laugh when any of his celebrity ‘friends’ do anything even slightly amusing is worthy of an BAFTA.

Flintoff, his acting and presenting style is more wooden than the wooden tops (one for children of the 50s). You can see his lips move when reading the autocue.

McGuiness, he is now real life character that you would see on Phonenix Nights.

BBC, you gave them a chance. But now get rid of them all and try another set of presenters.
True, most of that.

Given the standard of Live TV generally, TG is at least a polished turd amongst an ocean of unvarnished ste programmes and adverts.

Last of the summer wine reborn for the middle aged.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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To be honest, I thought the “bants” was largely missing on the expedition as Flintoff was away.

Now I know the old folk don’t want to see younger folk enjoying themselves (my neighbour and good friend is the same, a 70 year old characature of all the pistonheads tropes-hates the EU, Covid restrictions, new top gear and Lewis Hamilton!) but seeing as that is what top gear is all about it was plain to see.

Harris does his thing really well but he’s got zero personality.

surveyor

17,862 posts

185 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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The new Grand tour trailer shows just how wrong they got this weeks episode.

C- was my grade.

thegreenhell

15,476 posts

220 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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surveyor said:
The new Grand tour trailer shows just how wrong they got this weeks episode.

C- was my grade.
Because they weren't bumbling about in a field crashing into one another, or dropping cars from a crane?

pincher

8,591 posts

218 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Castrol for a knave said:
I figured it was to inflate and deflate the tyre from inside the rim.
italianjob1275 said:
Tyre inflation/deflation. You get it on logging trucks too
Johnspex said:
Some method of inflating the tyres on the move?
Abbott said:
Tyre pressure adjustment?
Thanks all - guess I should have worked that out for myself really!

TopTrump

3,228 posts

175 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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The C8 Vette is the first and only generation of Corvette I don't like.

It genuinely looks like a Ferrari kit car based on an MR2 or something. Just looks off. Then sometimes it looks ok...

Also how tacky did the dash look? Reminded me of an old Tomy driving game toy.

twohoursfromlondon

1,212 posts

42 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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FF’s review of the Camaro just made me think of this guy… https://youtu.be/xgMgkl-gRxk

PM and CH have no chemistry.

I still watched though..

Harry H

3,402 posts

157 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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I still watch it on catch up occasionally when there's nothing else on but I do find they're all trying to hard. McGuiness especially. Far too goby for me.

It can be mildly amusing occasionally but rarely properly funny. None of the presenters have the comic ability for that. Which is fine if they weren't pretending otherwise.

Whilst the old guard were running out of steam Clarkson and May could certainly deliver a line when called for and Hammond was worth a laugh at rather than with for being a bit of a prat.

Genuine Barn Find

5,786 posts

216 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Missed put down opportunity for CH.

When they were talking to the 10th Strongest Man in the World, CH looked at PM and said that he was the 10th funniest man in the World.

No, the line needed to be ‘10th funniest man…. on his street’

Passed the time, but having spent many years being prevented from sleeping by front engined corvettes at Le Mans, as good as the new one is, it did leave me a little….. cold

simonrockman

6,866 posts

256 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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I enjoyed it. They should have found a guest to make up the third space on the Iceland trip. It might have been better using modern brits, that new Morgan CXT, Nomad, INEOS grenadier, Jankel Fox LUV or somesuch.

PH User

22,154 posts

109 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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simonrockman said:
I enjoyed it. They should have found a guest to make up the third space on the Iceland trip.
I agree, but it was a very tricky time so I guess it's not surprising that they didn't.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,121 posts

213 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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twohoursfromlondon said:
FF’s review of the Camaro just made me think of this guy… https://youtu.be/xgMgkl-gRxk

PM and CH have no chemistry.

I still watched though..
His review of the what.....? wink

Pitre

4,607 posts

235 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Didn't enjoy the Iceland stuff.

However (and it's quite obviously a personal view) I like these three FAR more than Clarkson and co who's peurile antics made me stop watching TG while they were on it. IMHO Chris Harris is way more engaging and likeable than May.

twohoursfromlondon

1,212 posts

42 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
twohoursfromlondon said:
FF’s review of the Camaro just made me think of this guy… https://youtu.be/xgMgkl-gRxk

PM and CH have no chemistry.

I still watched though..
His review of the what.....? wink
Got me… I meant the Corvette of course smile

In summary: bloke who can’t really drive then drives a fast car and thinks it’s brilliant. Not overly insightful!

He was a brave man last week to do the chilli challenge though. I’ve eaten a Carolina Reaper and it was the worst challenge ever! Can’t stomach pepper now.

spikeyhead

17,367 posts

198 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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What we really learnt from that episode is that without FF, then CH and PM don't gel well together.

Antony Moxey

8,112 posts

220 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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spikeyhead said:
What we really learnt from that episode is that without FF, then CH and PM don't gel well together.
I didn't learn that, I thought they were doing fine together. It's definitely better when there's three of them together but they didn't look like they weren't gelling to me.

pquinn

7,167 posts

47 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Genuine Barn Find said:
Missed put down opportunity for CH.

No, the line needed to be ‘10th funniest man…. on his street’
I was thinking '10th funniest man in Bolton' but close enough.

Maybe the line was fluffed otherwise there was a really obvious joke missed there. What came out just wasn't funny - at least they're consistent!

Bright Halo

2,987 posts

236 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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PH User said:
simonrockman said:
I enjoyed it. They should have found a guest to make up the third space on the Iceland trip.
I agree, but it was a very tricky time so I guess it's not surprising that they didn't.
Or a member of the crew, cameraman, producer, friend of the cast. Or even the Stig for the whole show.
Very strange.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,121 posts

213 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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twohoursfromlondon said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
twohoursfromlondon said:
FF’s review of the Camaro just made me think of this guy… https://youtu.be/xgMgkl-gRxk

PM and CH have no chemistry.

I still watched though..
His review of the what.....? wink
Got me… I meant the Corvette of course smile

In summary: bloke who can’t really drive then drives a fast car and thinks it’s brilliant. Not overly insightful!
I'd say it can be insightful. Many people buying these cars "can't really drive", if those who "can't really drive" enjoy it, then it's a worthwhile car to look at.

Smollet

10,652 posts

191 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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The Corvette that really isn’t a Corvette looked to be very good value. I wouldn’t say no.