Eurovision 2019

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Zad said:

LOL yes I thought that too

[Mr E]

Can she sing?

[vonuber]

Malta: her boobs arent big enough for her face.
I was expecting a much more council build at the start.
Song is nads.

[Scrump]

Is it just me or is the sound a bit flat?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

I don't think I will ever get over Macho Grande

[ajprice]

Zad said:

Yippee ky yay yakshemash

[NRS]

It's like Ed Sheeran meets Shakira or something.

[anonymous-user]

The singing is a bit flat, the dancing is a bit dodgy as well.

[Mr E]

Scrump said:

Is it just me or is the sound a bit flat?

It is, but that’s not the main problem. Thank Christ I will never have to hear this again.

[poing]

Can't sing, can't dance. Yup welcome to the competition.

[Dogwatch]

Wasn't there an El Al one with a beard?

[Daz68]

Poor first song. Looks like they have a Gregs in Malta.

[NRS]

It can only get better from here.... can't it?!

[anonymous-user]

Sunglasses on!

[vonuber]

Blimey.

[poing]

Cheer up luv!

[ajprice]

The Albanian Kirsty Allsopp

[vonuber]

This is all a bit 'the Russians have come and burnt our village and now we flee'.

[Ace-T]

Checking in with tomato, prawn pasta and Prosecco.

Albanian Kirsty Allsop

[vonuber]

He's a serial killer. Look at his eyes.