The official PH Coronation Street thread (Vol 2)

[nicanary]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Jenny's making a habit out of getting randomly fired into.

Boom tish.....

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Jenny's making a habit out of getting randomly fired into.

Boom tish.....

What's Johnny going to say tonight?

Don't forget to tune in tonight folks......9pm.

[nicanary]

Thug fires from 3 metres and misses, then all 3ft 10 of Sam hefts a massive telescope to hit a 6ft plus thug on head. You'd think it was all made up.

[RFC1]

nicanary said:

Thug fires from 3 metres and misses, then all 3ft 10 of Sam hefts a massive telescope to hit a 6ft plus thug on head. You'd think it was all made up.

I would say Sam hit him AS he was firing.......

[anonymous-user]

RFC1 said:

nicanary said:

Thug fires from 3 metres and misses, then all 3ft 10 of Sam hefts a massive telescope to hit a 6ft plus thug on head. You'd think it was all made up.

I would say Sam hit him AS he was firing.......

He knocked him out ffs! Not Corrie’s finest hour.

[Evoluzione]

RFC1 said:

nicanary said:

Thug fires from 3 metres and misses, then all 3ft 10 of Sam hefts a massive telescope to hit a 6ft plus thug on head. You'd think it was all made up.

I would say Sam hit him AS he was firing.......

Or as he was pointing the gun, which actually could have caused him to pull the trigger and shoot him.
A plastic tube with a telescope in it was never going to knock someone out.
But never mind, it was good to see Garry's face when he said it had missed him.

[anonymous-user]

Evoluzione said:

Or as he was pointing the gun, which actually could have caused him to pull the trigger and shoot him.
A plastic tube with a telescope in it was never going to knock someone out.
But never mind, it was good to see Garry's face when he said it had missed him.

The thug turned round for ages to talk to Sharon. You’d have thought ex - soldier Gary would have seized that opportunity to over power him.

[wjwren]

Sharon's snot dripping out her nose was slightly rancid.

[Red9zero]

wjwren said:

Sharon's snot dripping out her nose was slightly rancid.

I noticed that. Was she supposed to be crying ?

[eldar]

Cliffe60 said:

The thug turned round for ages to talk to Sharon. You’d have thought ex - soldier Gary would have seized that opportunity to over power him.

Dominate the snicket failure, there.

[Wacky Racer]

Was I seeing things, but did Gary pick the gun up and put it under his jacket?

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

Was I seeing things, but did Gary pick the gun up and put it under his jacket?

Yes he did. No doubt the police will be baffled by its absence.

The plod turned up pronto as per usual but nobody thought to tell them that Sharon's old van had only just left the scene and could have been caught in seconds.

[200Plus Club]

Anyone see the zombie walking down the cobbles?
Time to lose that bruise make up now...

[Oakey]

Those must have been the worst sleeping pills in the world!

[200Plus Club]

Oakey said:

Those must have been the worst sleeping pills in the world!

4 mins exactly. And heard the phone ring. Bit rubbish tonight.

[Wacky Racer]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

They are all "promising young footballers*....apparently it helps keeping them out of the slammer prior to their court case

[surveyor]

Massive fail from purple bricks. No listing for the rovers

Wonder how much the product placement cost!

[200Plus Club]

Is there something wrong with Fizz's neck? Her head seems very wobbly when she's acting her scenes..

[Red9zero]

200Plus Club said:

Is there something wrong with Fizz's neck? Her head seems very wobbly when she's acting her scenes..

I can't seem to look that high

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

Dev is going to end up in the A bit council thread if he sticks it in Bernie.