The official PH Coronation Street thread (Vol 2)

[dba7108]

Kirk has an ace job. Hardly any time needed to learn any lines. I think he is on 125k I read. Nice wage for not doing too much!

[200Plus Club]

Mr Squarekins said:

I think that Aubry must have gone already. Cut backs.

Who was Aubry?

[cuprabob]

200Plus Club said:

Mr Squarekins said:

I think that Aubry must have gone already. Cut backs.

Who was Aubry?

Audrey's alter ego.

[200Plus Club]

cuprabob said:

Audrey's alter ego.

Lol.
Massive cull needed. Far too many "never" characters who just exist without adding anything.

[Fermit]

Daniel, being represented by a solicitor who's not Deedee? Was she fully booked dealing with all the other crims on the street?

[Wacky Racer]

dba7108 said:

Kirk has an ace job. Hardly any time needed to learn any lines. I think he is on 125k I read. Nice wage for not doing too much!

A wage thief.

It's not his fault, he needs some decent story lines, but I believe he's like that in real life, I've heard from people that know him.

[surveyor]

Wacky Racer said:

dba7108 said:

Kirk has an ace job. Hardly any time needed to learn any lines. I think he is on 125k I read. Nice wage for not doing too much!

A wage thief.

It's not his fault, he needs some decent story lines, but I believe he's like that in real life, I've heard from people that know him.

He is on a P&O ship this week doing an afternoon talk...

[200Plus Club]

Wtf with Adam's barnet tonight? Birds nest ?

[Wacky Racer]

surveyor said:

Wacky Racer said:

dba7108 said:

Kirk has an ace job. Hardly any time needed to learn any lines. I think he is on 125k I read. Nice wage for not doing too much!

A wage thief.

It's not his fault, he needs some decent story lines, but I believe he's like that in real life, I've heard from people that know him.

He is on a P&O ship this week doing an afternoon talk...

Entertainment?

[eldar]

Go down a storm at Pontins. Real talent, there.

[nicanary]

Mary getting the best lines again.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Weatherfield Police, now questioning Daniel in relation to Lauren's murder despite 1) having someone in custody for the murder and 2) not actually knowing if there's been a murder at all?

When Roy's trail starts, won't the first question to the police be "If you're sure beyond reasonable doubt that Mr Cropper committed to murder, why did you continue to question other suspects in relation to the murder after his arrest?"

[coppice]

The really annoying thing is that the portrayal of true crime conspiracy theorists is so well done and convincing. I'm sure the ghastly speculation about poor Nicola Bulley informed this plot .But the police's headless chicken approach , arresting anyone lied about so obviously by the little st Max and devious Bobby...

[Mabozza]

has the baggy faced Battersby (trained counsellor) done in young Lauren and buried her in the park?

Did young Lauren reject the trained counsellors offers of counselling and magic fixes, only for the trained counsellor to fly into fit or rage and pummel young Lauren to death with her trained counsellor’s lanyard?

Either that or its another boyfriend buried in the park…..

[cuprabob]

Mabozza said:

has the baggy faced Battersby (trained counsellor) done in young Lauren and buried her in the park?

Did young Lauren reject the trained counsellors offers of counselling and magic fixes, only for the trained counsellor to fly into fit or rage and pummel young Lauren to death with her trained counsellor’s lanyard?

Either that or its another boyfriend buried in the park…..

Yes, I assume so. I can't think of any other bodies it could be.

[nicanary]

cuprabob said:

Mabozza said:

has the baggy faced Battersby (trained counsellor) done in young Lauren and buried her in the park?

Did young Lauren reject the trained counsellors offers of counselling and magic fixes, only for the trained counsellor to fly into fit or rage and pummel young Lauren to death with her trained counsellor’s lanyard?

Either that or its another boyfriend buried in the park…..

Yes, I assume so. I can't think of any other bodies it could be.

Oh. There was me thinking she'd planted a yellow rose bush as a tribute to her late husband. Clearly i'm not as deviously-minded as you lot.

[57Ford]

She’s always been very traumatised by her lack of children so I was wondering if she’s suffered a still-birth and quietly buried the poor little thing there.

[surveyor]

57Ford said:

She’s always been very traumatised by her lack of children so I was wondering if she’s suffered a still-birth and quietly buried the poor little thing there.

Very insightful..

[Fermit]

So the diggers in the park have made themselves known to the Police. Surely then, they'd only need to instruct them to release the dog to not cause any trouble?

[Wacky Racer]

57Ford said:

She’s always been very traumatised by her lack of children so I was wondering if she’s suffered a still-birth and quietly buried the poor little thing there.

You got it in one.

That's why she went mental when they were digging on that spot.


(Bit of a co-incidence it was exactly the same spot in a huge park)