The Apprentice 2019

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Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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"Can you just talk me through the video?"

Translation - "What the bloody hell was that supposed to be?"

Evangelion

7,729 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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"I don't think it's fair to be passed over just because of what's in between your legs."

I think it's more to do with what's between your ears, mate.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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where the fk are these kids from?
yer getting a box an likin it!

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

232 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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There's more sense coming from the kids than the whole adult team.

Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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I've an idea I want to pitch to 'is Lordship. How about a Junior Apprentice? They talk more sense than the adults.

FourWheelDrift

88,530 posts

284 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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In the boardroom there's going to be a lot of turtles trying to make an appearance.

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
In the boardroom there's going to be a lot of turtles trying to make an appearance.
laughlaugh

Sparky137

869 posts

181 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Langweilig said:
I've an idea I want to pitch to 'is Lordship. How about a Junior Apprentice? They talk more sense than the adults.
Already been done!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Apprentice

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Ooo, liked the bit of sexual frisson there

I think there was a connexion between the body from bolton and the princess in the design stage too

J4CKO

41,566 posts

200 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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"We made a viral video", no you made a st video, you dont get to designate it as "viral", if views of the video spiral across the world because its shocking, interesting or funny, then it can be given the "viral' prefix.

slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Turtle was a good toy well thought out should have won if they were allowed to change the age range.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Soloman should go. Negging all the way and giving nothing positive. Dead weight.

schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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It a brave / stupid person that brings the visually impaired ethnic athlete back into the boardroom...

Jasey_

4,872 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Biff needs to shut up !

Jasey_

4,872 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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schmalex said:
It a brave / stupid person that brings the visually impaired ethnic athlete back into the boardroom...
He'll be gone for sure !

Jasey_

4,872 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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I reckon Lottie the only one coming out of this boardroom.

mcelliott

8,666 posts

181 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Jasey_ said:
schmalex said:
It a brave / stupid person that brings the visually impaired ethnic athlete back into the boardroom...
He'll be gone for sure !
If he plays a blinder he might stay.

Jasey_

4,872 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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mcelliott said:
Jasey_ said:
schmalex said:
It a brave / stupid person that brings the visually impaired ethnic athlete back into the boardroom...
He'll be gone for sure !
If he plays a blinder he might stay.
I shouldn't but rofl

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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Halb said:
Soloman should go. Negging all the way and giving nothing positive. Dead weight.
Yes! gone!
best choice

Have to say though, he didn't do the slimy 'thanks for the opportunity', just walked....nice one

slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Wednesday 16th October 2019
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didnt see that coming.