BBC War of the Worlds

[coppice]

Zirconia said:

I could probably get interested if stuff like loading the canon (and other swamp stuff) was not so poorly set up. .

Loading the canon -isn't that Justin Welby's job ?

[marksx]

coppice said:

Loading the canon -isn't that Justin Welby's job ?

[Zirconia]

Oh eck, the spieling mistooks come back to byte moi.

[Cantaloupe]

Zirconia said:

I could probably get interested if stuff like loading the canon (and other swamp stuff) was not so poorly set up. .

-----PEDANT ALERT-----

Oh no, a military buff [oon] has breached the security cordon.

The dandruff and the smell of marzipan and WD40 is a dead giveaway.

[Zirconia]

Cantaloupe said:

-----PEDANT ALERT-----

Oh no, a military buff [oon] has breached the security cordon.

The dandruff and the smell of marzipan and WD40 is a dead giveaway.

I ran it through the universal translator and it came up blank?

[Mothersruin]

Wow, we watched the first one last night. How st is this!?

Why does she keep smiling like a retard, why is there stuff that no one gives a toss about, why have they messed so much with a dead cert classic?

Really disappointing but very BBC nowadays.

[marksx]

Mothersruin said:

Wow, we watched the first one last night. How st is this!?

Why does she keep smiling like a retard why is there stuff that no one gives a toss about, why have they messed so much with a dead cert classic?

Really disappointing but very BBC nowadays.

She's getting new wallpaper

[Clockwork Cupcake]

God's, they're laying on the British Imperialism Guilt in spades aren't they.

[Johnnytheboy]

I'm 20 minutes from the end and I think I'm giving up and going to bed.

[Smiler.]

What an utter crock.

Nobody would have believed that the BBC could have made such a steaming pile.

Bore of the Worlds.

[anonymous-user]

Utter, utter dross. It's so bloody slow it's untrue.

[Johnnytheboy]

Oh well that's an improvement.

[PhilboSE]

It’s Just appalling. In every way.
The Martians have the technology to fly through space yet are completely outfoxed by a door?

[darreni]

Does anyone care what happens to the characters?
It’s hard to believe it could be this bad. But it is.

[Ultuous]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

God's, they're laying on the British Imperialism Guilt in spades aren't they.

It's ok - they'll bring out version of the Time Machine next year where the plot's changed to the Time Traveller's wife going back in time to stop it from ever happening!

[Johnnytheboy]

Oh, here comes the politics again. I'm done.

[SlimJim16v]

The people responsible for inflicting this on the public should be beaten mercilessly and never allowed to work in the industry ever again, should they survive the beating.

[Doofus]

darreni said:

Does anyone care what happens to the characters?
It’s hard to believe it could be this bad. But it is.

What characters?

[anonymous-user]

This is really dragging tonight. What morons thought it would be a good idea to completely rewrite the whole story into this pile of elongated emotional turd.

[Halb]

SlimJim16v said:

The people responsible for inflicting this on the public should be tortured and never allowed to work in the industry ever again, should they survive the torture.

the torture is not to be them watching their own stuff then?