The most disappointing film you've seen

The most disappointing film you've seen

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southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Inception.

(was one)


Howard the Duck

The Last Jedi

Goonies


irocfan

Original Poster:

40,539 posts

191 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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I still can't understand the fuss about E.T. tried watching it three times and fallen asleep 3 times

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Goldeneye. Hated Brosnan as Bond.

Anything Star Wars since ‘Return of the Jedi’.

Except Rogue One with Felicity..

robemcdonald

8,806 posts

197 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Another vote for The Last Jedi.

Or maybe The Matrix Reloaded

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

100 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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blackmme said:
Regards Mike
What's this one about?

Tannedbaldhead

2,952 posts

133 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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Boxing Helena.

As an avid boxing fan I left the cinema abjectly disappointed.
Not only was it nothing to do with boxing it was seriously ste.

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

166 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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rustfalia said:
The Irishman.
Yep. Was looking forward to this immensely.

An hour too long. Way too much exposition. Shonky ageing effects. Suspect historical treatment.

A classic case of directorial over-indulgence.

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

166 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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B17NNS said:
Rotaree said:
Lost in Translation; it could well be me but I just didn't 'get' it and yet it still seems to be considered by some to be one of the greatest films ever.
One of my all time favourites.

Very rare that I don’t watch a film to the end but Slumdog Millionaire, The Grand Budapest Hotel and 12 years a slave all bored me to tears.
Interesting, the endless variety of taste.

Lost In Translation is one of my all time favourites also. The sensation that you aren't watching actors, because of quality low key performances - I love it.

Grand Budapest Hotel I found to be borderline unwatchable for some reason, despite The Royal Tenenbaums being in my top five.

12 Years A Slave I consider to be one of the most affecting films ever made. How could anyone not be moved, knowing that it is a true story?

Vive la difference!

STe_rsv4

665 posts

99 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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Schmed said:
Goldeneye. Hated Brosnan as Bond.
Get out

Derek Smith

45,689 posts

249 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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mrtwisty said:
Interesting, the endless variety of taste.

Lost In Translation is one of my all time favourites also. The sensation that you aren't watching actors, because of quality low key performances - I love it.

Grand Budapest Hotel I found to be borderline unwatchable for some reason, despite The Royal Tenenbaums being in my top five.

12 Years A Slave I consider to be one of the most affecting films ever made. How could anyone not be moved, knowing that it is a true story?

Vive la difference!
I'm not big on action films. There's got to be a strong story-line for me to enjoy it. Lord of the Rings was nearly ruined for me by all the time given to battles, and Hobbit was. Lost in Translation is a favourite of mine. 12 years a slave was moving, but I'm not sure I would see it again. A bit like The Railway Man. My wife's father was in a Japanese PoW camp, his run by Koreans. He survived, but was as marked mentally as Firth was. I watched it with my wife, holding hands with her. The most moving film I've ever seen. One watch was dreadful.

Waterworld was quite disappointing the first time I saw it. When on TV though I wondered what my problem was. It was great.

I'll join in with the mob and say Prometheus and its sequal/prequal/whatever. Both were dreadful.

I was well disappointed with Alien 3 in the cinema but when I saw the director's cut I thought it pretty good.

Last of the Jedi; a real downer.

I was really disappointed I didn't see Leon in a cinema. I was told it was rubbish so ignored it, despite Oldman being in it. I mean, I've liked everything he's been in. When I saw it on TV I was, if you'll forgive the pun, blown away.

But pride of place goes to Gravity. If it was an art film I might have expected all visuals without plot. But it wasn't, so I didn't. It was appalling.



Edited by Derek Smith on Wednesday 11th December 16:25

popegregory

1,440 posts

135 months

Saturday 7th December 2019
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STe_rsv4 said:
Schmed said:
Goldeneye. Hated Brosnan as Bond.
Get out
Stay out

Ahonen

5,017 posts

280 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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The Royal Tenenbaums. The trailer sold it as a comedy and as it starred Gene Hackman, one of my favourite actors, and Bill Murray a group of us went to the cinema expecting great things. Turns out all the humourous bits were in the trailer and the rest of the film was somewhat deeper and considerably more sad. It was very highly rated at the time by critics though, so perhaps my disappointment was partly based on it not being the type of film I was expecting.

Ahonen

5,017 posts

280 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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mrtwisty said:
Lost In Translation is one of my all time favourites also. The sensation that you aren't watching actors, because of quality low key performances - I love it.

Grand Budapest Hotel I found to be borderline unwatchable for some reason, despite The Royal Tenenbaums being in my top five.
How interesting. I didn't spot your post before I wrote about how disappointed I was by The Royal Tenenbaums. By contrast I really enjoyed the Grand Budapest Hotel.

Life would be boring if we all liked the same thing.

Hub

6,440 posts

199 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Tron Legacy - one of the best soundtracks, but the film is dull.

Downsizing - great initial premises but the plot went very rapidly downhill and not where I thought it would go.

The Lego Movie - gets great reviews but I found it had too much going on. I think you'd need ADHD to enjoy! (Maybe I was just tired!)

ceesvdelst

289 posts

56 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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This might be controversial...

Started to try and make myself watch some classics.

Tried Lawrence of Arabia, and while it is utterly beautiful, I felt I needed to understand Middle Eastern politics of the era to work out what on earth was going on.

Then I realised it was 3 and a half bloody hours long and gave up after one and a half!

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

244 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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bloomen said:
Evoluzione said:
Destination: Dewsbury

Directed by a 19yr old and it shows. The worst film I have ever seen, no idea how it made it to the cinema, if I hadn't paid for drinks and popcorn I would have walked out.
You went to a cinema to watch a film called that? I've been stung without fail going to films I've never heard of at the cinema.

It reminds me of a mate who buys pirate DVDs from mongolians who sell them from carrier bags in pubs in Coventry in a rather retro manner. I have literally never heard of any of them. I accused him of them running their own film studio because the crap he put on beggared belief.
If there was a movie filmed near where you'd lived all your life and it was mentioned in the title you would be tempted to see it too.

GravelBen

15,696 posts

231 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Tycho said:
AshVX220 said:
The Last Jedi.
Racist, sexist pig!!


I agree with you there. It looked amazing but the story was a mess and treated TFA like it didn't exist.
Did it even have a story? confused

bloomen

6,918 posts

160 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Hub said:
Tron Legacy - one of the best soundtracks, but the film is dull.

Downsizing - great initial premises but the plot went very rapidly downhill and not where I thought it would go.
Tron Legacy is great to look at. That's just about enough for me.

Downsizing goes gradually bonkers. I wonder whether the director snuck his cut into the cinema while feeding the studio a fake one.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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STe_rsv4 said:
Schmed said:
Goldeneye. Hated Brosnan as Bond.
Get out
No matter your opinion of the film, this movie spawned 1997s game changing Goldeneye video game on the N64. Which was an utter riot of a game, and still playable, and enjoyable today. 'Paintball' and 'Big Heads' cheatmodes enabled! For that reason alone, the film is absolutely brilliant.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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I was reminded of an older "disappointing film" last night.

I seem to get reeled in every time, too. Spot "Mosquito Squadron" on the TV guide, and tune in. There's (potentially, at least) loads to love about this movie. Real De Havilland Mosquitoes in abundance, for a start. So abundant that they destroyed a real one staging a landing accident. And a plot based on several real missions fictionalised into one big set-piece precision raid at the end. Loads of scope for aerial scenes and action. Then you realise that it was made about 12 years too late, or 20 years too early. Because in 1969 the "war movie" genre was firmly in the grip of a film industry that couldn't get enough of pointless love interest characters to fill out the middle portion of the movie, complete with soppy back stories, and quite obviously tiny costume/hair/makeup budgets, because the sheer number of characters, both male and female, who would have easily strolled off set unnoticed as being in "period costume" in 1969 was shocking.

But at the same time, every time it's on screen, I love seeing the Minley Manor which I knew so well appearing as the German-held French Chateau. I'm torn with this one. On the one hand it is very, very disappointing, but on the other? Merlins engines, Mosquitoes, and low level bombing raids are all kinds of awesome.