The Masked Singer

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HARTLEYHARE1

588 posts

130 months

Saturday 4th January 2020
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had ham said:
Just stumbled on this as I'm preparing dinner for everyone after a few beers this afternoon in the village pub. What utter, UTTER st, a sad indictment of where society is nowadays.

The tt presenting needs to be hit, repeatedly, with a cricket bat, in the face, until he/she is no more. I would then use his facial mush to prepare a human salsa, albeit clearly with no dilutive brain content, which I will then feed to my dogs with their evening repost. They are hungry after a long walk today.

Tomorrow morning, I shall walk them again, and at some point they will st out in the fields. A rat no doubt will thereafter wander by, sniff, and rather than take a nibble, as rats tend to do, then most likely piss on the mess instead.

It as this point that the presenter is only merely halfway towards what he/she truly deserves.
So funny and utterly correct on every.

BossHogg

6,022 posts

179 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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had ham said:
Just stumbled on this as I'm preparing dinner for everyone after a few beers this afternoon in the village pub. What utter, UTTER st, a sad indictment of where society is nowadays.

The tt presenting needs to be hit, repeatedly, with a cricket bat, in the face, until he/she is no more. I would then use his facial mush to prepare a human salsa, albeit clearly with no dilutive brain content, which I will then feed to my dogs with their evening repost. They are hungry after a long walk today.

Tomorrow morning, I shall walk them again, and at some point they will st out in the fields. A rat no doubt will thereafter wander by, sniff, and rather than take a nibble, as rats tend to do, then most likely piss on the mess instead.

It as this point that the presenter is only merely halfway towards what he/she truly deserves.
I'm detecting an ever so hint of disliking the program! laugh

waynedear

2,182 posts

168 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Managed halfway through the first song, never again.

nicanary

9,806 posts

147 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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I thought it was dire until I switched channels to BBC1 and watched a bit of First and Last. The contestants had been asked to bring in a potato, which were individualy weighed and the running order for the next game was set.

How low can they sink? Bruce Forsythe would have been baffled.

Escort3500

11,919 posts

146 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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nicanary said:
I thought it was dire until I switched channels to BBC1 and watched a bit of First and Last. The contestants had been asked to bring in a potato, which were individualy weighed and the running order for the next game was set.

How low can they sink? Bruce Forsythe would have been baffled.
yes

For as long as I can remember, Saturday evenings have been characterised by crappy ‘family’ shows. These two somehow manage to plumb new depths of inanity.

cuprabob

14,682 posts

215 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Remember, 2nd episode is on tonight so you don't need to wait a week to get your fill smile

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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nicanary said:
I thought it was dire until I switched channels to BBC1 and watched a bit of First and Last. The contestants had been asked to bring in a potato, which were individualy weighed and the running order for the next game was set.

How low can they sink? Bruce Forsythe would have been baffled.
And Jason Manford said “it’s either time to get on board or turn over”
We got on board and it was a great, funny, show

Its Just Adz

14,143 posts

210 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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I turned it off after the 2nd act, so who was any of the celebs at the end?

cuprabob

14,682 posts

215 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Its Just Adz said:
I turned it off after the 2nd act, so who was any of the celebs at the end?
Only one was unmasked and it was Patsy Palmer, Bianca off Eastenders.

Sheets Tabuer

18,991 posts

216 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Oh my god.

Driver101

14,376 posts

122 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Even the panel are thinking WTF?

Mikebentley

6,130 posts

141 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Here we go again

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Mark Ronson

Mikebentley

6,130 posts

141 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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I reckon Monster is Dr G or DJ K.R.O.C. From PM Dawn. They sampled Spandau Ballets “True”. The other member is dead. I did think it sounded like Ceelo Green though.

Mikebentley

6,130 posts

141 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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The Fox, is it Sam Fox?

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Mikebentley said:
The Fox, is it Sam Fox?
I think that’s a bit to obvious scratchchin

stinkyspanner

723 posts

78 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Jesus fking Christ what the fkity fk is this st? Honestly what thought this bks was worth a TV show. What a fking insult. I'm going to kill myself

cuprabob

14,682 posts

215 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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I've never sampled LSD, however I can only imagine the experience would look something like this smile

Convert

3,747 posts

219 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Well it's the first time i've used Sky Q to ffwd the show and watch the adverts instead!

Sheets Tabuer

18,991 posts

216 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Mate we have a god damn tree singing on TV, I used to have to pay stloads to experience that.