Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

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2ZZ Top

2,989 posts

139 months

Friday 20th May 2022
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The Bad Guys (U)
One for the PHers with kids. Dreamworks' latest effort, a chuckle-filled heist movie that doesn't miss an opportunity to throw in all the Ocean's Eleven gags for the mums and dads.

A solid 7 can I have pick'n'mixes out of 10 I need a wees.

pquinn

7,167 posts

46 months

Friday 20th May 2022
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LuS1fer said:
cuprabob said:
Firestarter
Saw this at the cinema this afternoon. It was OK but I wouldn't pay to see it. Wait until it's available for streaming, which should be soon. 5/10
Very linear. Not much of a plot and suddenly it ends and you think "Is that it?"
I just had a read of the plot of the new one. Looks like they decided the original book & film story wasn't good enough so just invented something new.


Its Just Adz

14,090 posts

209 months

Saturday 21st May 2022
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Don't Breathe 2.

Bloody hell, that was violent.
Really good film though, better than I expected a sequel to be.

Legacywr

12,134 posts

188 months

Saturday 21st May 2022
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Just a heads up, Land of Mine is on BBC2 at 12.45am.

I thought it was an 8/10 film smile

mooseracer

1,890 posts

170 months

Saturday 21st May 2022
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pquinn said:
LuS1fer said:
cuprabob said:
Firestarter
Saw this at the cinema this afternoon. It was OK but I wouldn't pay to see it. Wait until it's available for streaming, which should be soon. 5/10
Very linear. Not much of a plot and suddenly it ends and you think "Is that it?"
I just had a read of the plot of the new one. Looks like they decided the original book & film story wasn't good enough so just invented something new.
I think 5/10 is very generous. Boring film, nothing to it at all really.

Ace-T

7,697 posts

255 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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LuS1fer said:
ajprice said:
Everything Everywhere All At Once

A fun one, and I think it had better multiverses than Dr Strange. It was good to see Data from The Goonies too.

8 hot dog fingers/10 laundromats.
I thought it was dire. Gobbledygook nonsense that I lost interest in after about half an hour of trying to work out where I'd seen the Chinese father. Once I had worked it was Cassandra's father in Wayne's World 2, it was off.
An age difference is showing here, I remember him in Big Trouble in Little China. hehe The husband was of course ShortRound in Raiders too.

Apparently Jackie Chan was offered the role but turned it down.

Anyway, I liked it. Weird, bonkers, funny, sad, thoughtful, with a 'wouldn't it be good if we were all just a bit nicer' core message.

I give it the same score as above, except with extra mustard. biggrin

BryanC

1,107 posts

238 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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Legacywr said:
Just a heads up, Land of Mine is on BBC2 at 12.45am.

I thought it was an 8/10 film smile
On far too late. Great thought provoking film. 8/10 from me too.
Thank goodness for iPlayer.

Pommy

14,258 posts

216 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers. 8/10.

Really bloody good and so many in jokes with mega nods to everything 80s and 90s. If you watched a lot of tv and film in the 80s and 90s you'll love it.

smithyithy

7,247 posts

118 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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The Thing is returning to some cinemas late June for it's 40th anniversary, one to look out for if you're a fan!

mikebradford

2,518 posts

145 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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mooseracer said:
pquinn said:
LuS1fer said:
cuprabob said:
Firestarter
Saw this at the cinema this afternoon. It was OK but I wouldn't pay to see it. Wait until it's available for streaming, which should be soon. 5/10
Very linear. Not much of a plot and suddenly it ends and you think "Is that it?"
I just had a read of the plot of the new one. Looks like they decided the original book & film story wasn't good enough so just invented something new.
I think 5/10 is very generous. Boring film, nothing to it at all really.
Agree with most of the comments.
Didn't realise it was Zac as the lead actor for most of the film.
Overall it got me out of the house and it wasn't a Marvel superhero film.

ajprice

27,486 posts

196 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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smithyithy said:
The Thing is returning to some cinemas late June for it's 40th anniversary, one to look out for if you're a fan!
RoboCop is in cinemas this week for its 35th anniversary too.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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On TV at home this week? Fantasy Island (2020) on Netflix.

My wife put it on for some bizarre reason. I was prepared to be disappointed from the off, and checking the ratings IMDb have it as 4.5/10 and Rotten Tomatoes average audience rating is 53%. BUT. It was a pretty decent waste of a couple of hours before bed if I'm honest. Fantasy/horror nonsense, yes, but as such there was no need to worry about explaining away discrepancies, and I could just get on with enjoying it for what it was. It looked good, the cast were OK, no-one particularly stood out as "wooden" and it was wholly better than any of the conveyor belt romcoms/Christmas movies that plague services like Netflix. My wife dozed off while watching it, but when she re-watched it one morning before I woke up she said she enjoyed it too. I'd give it a 6, maybe 6.5 nightmares out of 10 fantasies.

At the cinema? Downton Abbey - A New Era (2022) at The Regent Centre, Christchurch.

Downton Abbey is definitely NOT "my thing". So again I went in with low expectations. It is what it is really. We all know what to expect from it - a masterclass in viewing the ball-achingly twee through rose tinted spectacles. I only really went because my wife asked me to go. And it was great. Really enjoyed it. Dame Maggie Smith stole every scene she was in, as per usual, with some excellent lines. Michelle Dockery did "that thing" again where she looks far more attractive in character than she ever does out of it. The two separate elements of the plot could have made two films to be honest. Certainly the villa scenes were very beautifully shot. The humour was mildly amusing for me, but some of the oldies in the cinema found it laugh-out-loud funny, so I guess the script was more tuned toward the "target audience" of TV series regulars than the likes of me who just watches the movie version. IMDb said 7.7/10, Rotten Toms said 85%. 7.5 is probably about right really. I certainly enjoyed it far more than I'd been expecting to.

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Sunday 22nd May 2022
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Fantasy Island was dire and the series they reinvented is even worse.

Legacywr

12,134 posts

188 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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smithyithy said:
The Thing is returning to some cinemas late June for it's 40th anniversary, one to look out for if you're a fan!
My nostalgia would involve selecting the video from the boot of some dodgy blokes car...

popeyewhite

19,890 posts

120 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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The Northman

Intra-family relations turn sour and a young boy grows up to avenge his father's death. Run of the mill Viking sword and savagery saga that goes on too long.

Sheets Tabuer

18,961 posts

215 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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Moonfall.

Cheesy disaster movie but great visuals.

generationx

6,748 posts

105 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Moonfall.

Cheesy disaster movie but great visuals.
It made me want to kill everyone involved. fking awful

Clockwork Cupcake

74,568 posts

272 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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generationx said:
It made me want to kill everyone involved. fking awful
That would be super-easy; barely an inconvenience



generationx

6,748 posts

105 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
generationx said:
It made me want to kill everyone involved. fking awful
That would be super-easy; barely an inconvenience

hehe

entropy

5,443 posts

203 months

Monday 23rd May 2022
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ajprice said:
RoboCop is in cinemas this week for its 35th anniversary too.
Thanks for this. Just came back from watching.

Found a list of cinemas showing in the UK https://parkcircus.com/film/102716-Robocop

Four Prime Directives out of four.