A quiz show to avoid or be amazed at thickies

A quiz show to avoid or be amazed at thickies

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nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Saturday 13th May 2023
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A special Eurovision edition of Pointless, and they showed pictures of 5 presidents of European countries - only 36 people could recognise Volodymyr Zelensky! FFS his face is on the telly every day!

croyde

22,965 posts

231 months

Saturday 13th May 2023
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rwindmill said:
That's nothing. One episode I saw of Pointless had 'Pictures of planets from space'. One of the pictures was of Earth.

Here we go I thought, I'm going to see the first ever Pointless question where 100 people get the answer right.

Nope

92

They managed to find 8 mouth-breathers, who didn't know what the planet Earth looked like from space FFS!!
rofl

Genuine big laugh which I needed hehe

Truckosaurus

11,329 posts

285 months

Sunday 14th May 2023
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nicanary said:
....only 36 people could recognise Volodymyr Zelensky! FFS his face is on the telly every day!
Depends if they only counted people who knew both his names. I suspect many more knew just his surname or that he was the Ukranian chap.

croyde

22,965 posts

231 months

Sunday 14th May 2023
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As a TV Cameraman I've worked on a few quiz shows over the years. One show for Channel 4 that I can't remember the name of comes to mind, as another cameraman and me did the rehearsal as stand ins for one of the teams.

You normally knock out 4 or 5 shows in a day and it can get quite tedious and repetitive especially as you do each show twice, the first one for the presenter to rehearse the questions, additional camera moves, lighting cues, make sure the buzzers work etc.

So for a laugh me and a workmate acted as stand ins for a team, show ran as if live.

We were rubbish hehe so different to not being behind the camera. Under the hot lights, everyone's attention on us, presenter barking questions at us. We froze, mumbled, went blank and got beaten soundly by the young producers standing in for the other team smile

oldagepensioner

362 posts

29 months

Sunday 28th May 2023
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Dieci said:
You can always count on a celebrity edition of a quiz for dumb answers and contestants .
Weakest link last week ,a Love Island former contestant had never heard of Concorde .
At least she still has her looks .
The love island contestant or Concorde?

oldagepensioner

362 posts

29 months

Sunday 28th May 2023
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The 1% show with Lee Mack is good fun.Sitting in my armchair watching the last one i did quite well but i often find that i am rubbish at the first couple of questions and then answer some of the later ones.

Truckosaurus

11,329 posts

285 months

Sunday 28th May 2023
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I caught the second half of this week's Blankety Blank, with Bradley Walsh, yesterday evening. Man alive there's a show with some low wattage contestants, and also celebrity guests who all mostly miss the obvious set ups for the answers.

When the brightest guest, by some margin, is David Haye, a man who gets punched in the face for a living, one has to worry.

Roofless Toothless

5,673 posts

133 months

Monday 29th May 2023
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Am I incurably cynical about Pointless, but does anybody else find it hard to believe they really have a panel of 100 people to run through the questions prior to the show?

The producer could oh so easily control how far that little line comes down the column and ends up compared to the other contestant. You could stage manage all sorts of ‘exciting’ scenarios that way. Is there an independent adjudicator?


nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Monday 29th May 2023
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Today's The Chase - Father XXX is a character in which Dublin-based sitcom? Two finalists between them came up with Derry Girls.

It's like guessing Eastenders is set in Birmingham.

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Thursday 24th August 2023
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A bit OT but I thought this would amuse.

Watching a cricket match recently, in the interval a presenter interviewed a fast bowler (an occupation renowned for dumbness) and asked random questions to test his knowledge.

Q On 6 May this year the Prince of Wales was crowned King Charles III. How many previous King Charles have there been?
A err.... one?

Q No there were two. What were their names?
A Errr..... (no answer).


WosMyName

4,404 posts

80 months

Thursday 24th August 2023
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I am not intelligent enough to do well on Countdown and I don't watch it often but there was a woman on recently who really didn't belong on a tv quiz .

Examples .

Numbers round....

among the 6 numbers randomly selected were ......1 ,1 , 7 , 50 and 2 others ....target required....700

I'll do the Maths.........1+1= 2x 50 =100 x 7 = 700 .....that's not difficult arithmetic .

She didn't even offer an answer !

Letters round.

I managed to find GARDENER ,an 8 letter word as the letters came out very favourably to find it easily .
Poor maths woman offered a 7 letter word .
Dictionary corner had a 9 letter word .GRENADIER .....which shows why I cannot be on the show .

There was another letters round in which she was equally poor .

Not good enough ,see me after school .teacher

5pen

1,891 posts

207 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Pointless today - all the answers are words beginning with the letters “PORT…”

Faced with the description “Country lying along the Atlantic coast of the Iberian Peninsula (8 letters)”

Contestant: Patagonia

He clearly didn’t know “A small, usually circular, window on the outside of a ship or aircraft (8)” either.

WPA

8,839 posts

115 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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5pen said:
Pointless today - all the answers are words beginning with the letters “PORT…”

Faced with the description “Country lying along the Atlantic coast of the Iberian Peninsula (8 letters)”

Contestant: Patagonia

He clearly didn’t know “A small, usually circular, window on the outside of a ship or aircraft (8)” either.
laugh

He did not strike me as the brightest tbh

Abbott

2,418 posts

204 months

Tuesday 19th September 2023
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`Anyone seen Fastlane. What a bizzare concept for a quiz.
What drugs are Sarah Green on she is more awkward than Lucy W

Edited by Abbott on Tuesday 19th September 19:43

Voldemort

6,157 posts

279 months

Tuesday 19th September 2023
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Abbott said:
Nyone
Really?

Abbott

2,418 posts

204 months

Tuesday 19th September 2023
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Voldemort said:
Abbott said:
Nyone
Really?
getmecoat

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Saturday 23rd September 2023
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I just watched an old Family Fortunes waiting for the news to come on. It's not just the contestants but the public who plumb depths. Even Gino comments on it.

Q Name an animal you would see on safari.
A Tiger.

6 members of the public had given this answer (maybe the tiger was in an African zoo).

Q Name something you would see in outer space.
A Aliens.

17 members of the public agreed.

It went on and on. Unsurprisingly the winning team did not win the star prize. Apparently a famous judge on a talent show is Judge Judy.

WrekinCrew

4,595 posts

151 months

Saturday 23rd September 2023
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The "Dumb Britain" feature in Private Eye is always good for a laugh. Here's the current one:


RizzoTheRat

25,190 posts

193 months

Saturday 23rd September 2023
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Pointless: Countries with a coastline smaller than that of Ireland

Contestant: France


That particular pair went out in the first round on their first 2 shows and the second round with that clanger in their 3rd and final attempt.

cuprabob

14,673 posts

215 months

Monday 30th October 2023
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Tipping Point

Q: Which UK service do the Type 26 Ships belong to?

A: Royal Air Force.