Clarkson’s Farm

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wolfracesonic

7,027 posts

128 months

Thursday 22nd July 2021
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geeks said:
98elise said:
I spent most of my life living on a South east housing estate, and commuting to a florescent lit London office. I might be the simple one.
Yeah can't help but agree with you there
I have it on good authority Kaleb can spell fluorescent;)

Condi

17,262 posts

172 months

Thursday 22nd July 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
I think he means the three of Clarkson, Hammond and May.
Indeed. Between them they either own 1 production company or each have their own, I forget which. Suffice to say they don't just stand in front of the camera and present stuff!

insert coin

1,965 posts

44 months

Thursday 22nd July 2021
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Wait until they discover this hatch on his farm somewhere -


anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Flumpo said:
The scathing guardian review was called out with claims they reviewed it without evening watching it. It did seem like they had decided clarkson, so let’s do a hatchet job.
That review did further damage their already sharply deteriorating credibility, especially as it very clear the reviewer had only seen the first episode and was trying to extrapolate the other seven from the marketing bumpf. Lucy Mangan (the reviewer) didn't really attempt to understand the events on screen either, the small classic tractor dealership in the first episode were absolutely not suggesting farming 1000acres with a 60hp tractor designed in the 50s. That Clarkson then went off and bought a large, complicated fairly niche tractor from overseas when a smaller, more basic tractor already set up for UK equipment would have sufficed for the implements on the farm was a in joke based on Clarkson's propensity for over the top impracticality (see Top Gear).

As to reviewers not actually watching the show they were supposed to review, I vaguely remember reading a review of Game of Thrones when it was first shown that talked about the first series as if it were Tolkienesque high fantasy, all magic and dragons, whereas the fantasy elements are pared back, especially in the first few series.

Big Nanas

1,372 posts

85 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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jammy-git said:
zygalski said:
Season 12 will feature zombies.
I think season 12 has already been made into a film. It's called Interstellar.
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633Squadron

1,727 posts

38 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Newarch said:
..stuff...... That Clarkson then went off and bought a large, complicated fairly niche tractor from overseas when a smaller, more basic tractor already set up for UK equipment would have sufficed for the implements on the farm was a in joke based on Clarkson's propensity for over the top impracticality (see Top Gear).
.......more stuff.....
Of course he is going to buy a Lamborghini.

When you see it against the Claas - you get the scale of it.


Oh - and can we have a minute's silence for Wayne Rooney.

PeteinSQ

2,332 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Flumpo said:
The scathing guardian review was called out with claims they reviewed it without evening watching it. It did seem like they had decided clarkson, so let’s do a hatchet job.
A different Guardian journalist reviewed it yesterday and was very positive. I think everyone is right that the first review was done without watching it.


C Lee Farquar

4,072 posts

217 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Newarch said:
Welshbeef said:
Our family farm rescue with Adam Henson - channel 5 is also extremely good.
My brother went for a job on his place and got the impression that he is decidedly hands off about the whole farming thing, which is largely staffed and managed by other people.
There are a fair few working there. Clarkson's shepherdess worked for Adam for a few years

595Heaven

2,420 posts

79 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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Drove through Chipping Norton today.

As we entered the town I said to keep an eye out for Caleb. Literally 10 seconds later saw him in his 350Z coming the other way...

After a Friday treat of a brace of episodes, we're down to the last one tonight.


Evoluzione

10,345 posts

244 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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We have robot mowers in gardens, I wonder how far we are off that kind of automated thing in Arable farming?

liner33

10,698 posts

203 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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Evoluzione said:
We have robot mowers in gardens, I wonder how far we are off that kind of automated thing in Arable farming?
I think its there already* , probably not cost effective on our small fields

  • Search autonomous tractors on youtube

Condi

17,262 posts

172 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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Evoluzione said:
We have robot mowers in gardens, I wonder how far we are off that kind of automated thing in Arable farming?
Not that far. There are some interesting different views on what the future is though...

This is one view, with large tractors very similar to what we have now, just fully automated,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Os5Okf3OQ&ab...

And the other view is to have more, smaller, robots which do less damage to the soil, but require a complete change in the way of working. These are arguably more "robots" than just autonomous tractors. They can have sensors to detect weeds and apply weedkiller, or they can be used to do soil samples from across the field, or whatever you train the AI do to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qrlFse5I1U&ab...

Some specialist industries are already quite robotic, or at least can be. Fruit picking robots have been around for a decade or more, vertical farming systems using robots are proven if not mass market. Look to Japan to see what the future might hold, they have an aging population of farmers and high tech solutions to help.


FiF

44,158 posts

252 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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Don't forget the auto steer tractors can and do get tangled up in field obstacles. Like in the case of this video of the aftermath from a Claas Xerion driving into a 130kv electricity pylon whilst cultivating. Took two days to disentangle. Driver OK, minor damage to tractor. Oooh arrr, that'll buff out.

https://youtu.be/mDsL4CwBEL4

rodericb

6,774 posts

127 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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FiF said:
Don't forget the auto steer tractors can and do get tangled up in field obstacles. Like in the case of this video of the aftermath from a Claas Xerion driving into a 130kv electricity pylon whilst cultivating. Took two days to disentangle. Driver OK, minor damage to tractor. Oooh arrr, that'll buff out.

https://youtu.be/mDsL4CwBEL4
That's a few years ago ow - the technology would have improved a fair bit since then yeah? One question I have is why would they need to concentrate so much on what's going on behind the tractor? That electricity tower would have cost a pretty penny to replace!

Condi

17,262 posts

172 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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rodericb said:
That's a few years ago ow - the technology would have improved a fair bit since then yeah? One question I have is why would they need to concentrate so much on what's going on behind the tractor? That electricity tower would have cost a pretty penny to replace!
Easier to say he was concentrating on the cultivator than playing with his phone, reading a porn mag, seeing what is in his tuck box, or anything else you can get up to in a tractor cab when the machine drives straight lines all day!

I didn't realise that was at Flawborough. Wonder where the other 2 were?

PeteinSQ

2,332 posts

211 months

Saturday 24th July 2021
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liner33 said:
I think its there already* , probably not cost effective on our small fields

  • Search autonomous tractors on youtube
One of my relatives has been involved with this

https://www.fwi.co.uk/arable/whats-next-hands-free...

So it is being worked on and clearly its the future. That mindless driving backwards and forwards to prepare a field really is ripe for increased automation.


FiF

44,158 posts

252 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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Condi said:
rodericb said:
That's a few years ago ow - the technology would have improved a fair bit since then yeah? One question I have is why would they need to concentrate so much on what's going on behind the tractor? That electricity tower would have cost a pretty penny to replace!
Easier to say he was concentrating on the cultivator than playing with his phone, reading a porn mag, seeing what is in his tuck box, or anything else you can get up to in a tractor cab when the machine drives straight lines all day!

I didn't realise that was at Flawborough. Wonder where the other 2 were?
To be fair, even though I raised the issue, I reckon it's a bit of a stretch blaming it all on the auto steer. If you look at the area around the incident, what had been cultivated and not, he'd clearly been cultivating right up to the pylon and the patch of grass then manouvreing round it on previous passes. This time got it wrong with a bit of inattention / distraction / something going a bit squiffy with the cultivator.

If someone can run into a pylon in an empty field, a pylon that he clearly knows is there, then what chances when various numpties are all let loose in self driving cars. Vehicles which still require the driver to pay attention and take over if things get a bit squirrelly. Luddite? Maybe, but not convinced at all about this for genuine free running roads yet. Off topic, sorry.

AJB88

12,466 posts

172 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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595Heaven said:
Drove through Chipping Norton today.

As we entered the town I said to keep an eye out for Caleb. Literally 10 seconds later saw him in his 350Z coming the other way...

After a Friday treat of a brace of episodes, we're down to the last one tonight.
Its about 50 mins from me, might take a drive out there sometime in next few weeks, is the shop still queued up when its open?

595Heaven

2,420 posts

79 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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AJB88 said:
Its about 50 mins from me, might take a drive out there sometime in next few weeks, is the shop still queued up when its open?
Yes. Some friends have been camping at the site next door this weekend and said it is rammed from 0930 until closing every day.

They do seem to have solved the traffic issues though - the Chadlington Road had no cars parked at all. He must have put in a lot of parking behind the shop and barn.

Leon R

3,213 posts

97 months

Monday 26th July 2021
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595Heaven said:
AJB88 said:
Its about 50 mins from me, might take a drive out there sometime in next few weeks, is the shop still queued up when its open?
Yes. Some friends have been camping at the site next door this weekend and said it is rammed from 0930 until closing every day.

They do seem to have solved the traffic issues though - the Chadlington Road had no cars parked at all. He must have put in a lot of parking behind the shop and barn.
Crazy how busy that shop is since the show aired.

I went twice before it did and the first time there were about 5 cars in the car park, the second time it was just us.