Clarkson’s Farm

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DaveGrohl

894 posts

98 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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614-HSO said:
ChocolateFrog said:
614-HSO said:
Doofus said:
I'm beginning to think they've done some sneaky edits of Gerald's rambles. I think they've cut off the beginning of some words and sentences to make it more incomprehensible.

Often, when he's talking, the camera is on Clarkson. I suspect occasionally they've dropped in bits from different converations, too.
Ivw listened to it a couple of times and it's literally incomprehensible mumbo jumbo.

The above would make sense, well more than Gerald.
I posted this the other-day.

The combine bit had me in tears. Most people are terrible on a walkie talkie to start with but Clarkson had no chance when Gerald's on the other end.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Anonymous-poster said:
Watched the first episode and hope it gets better to be honest as it’s just as contrived and totally unfunny as TG and TGT was/is.
I've watched episodes 1-5 so far, and eps 2 and 5 were the best (for me, obvs).

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,100 posts

213 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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ntiz said:
I haven’t watched it yet.

Does he go into the jolly nice side of having the house as part of the farm and being able to put a huge chunk of your everyday expenditure through the company to avoid tax wink

Isn’t that why he bought small holding the first place then a farm.
No, it's a programme about farming, not finances. Hope that helps.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Photos in the tabloids, Diddly Squat Farm Shop attracting lots of people today.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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hyphen said:
Photos in the tabloids, Diddly Squat Farm Shop attracting lots of people today.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9707945/J...


LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

132 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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This scene reminded me of Jacob Marley...





kingkongsfinger

243 posts

172 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick

614-HSO

1,329 posts

49 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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reapercushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.



How u doing

27,045 posts

184 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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reapercushions said:
kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.
Mrs Doyle.

Doofus

25,834 posts

174 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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reapercushions said:
kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.
Not just me thinking that, then.

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Doofus said:
reapercushions said:
kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.
Not just me thinking that, then.
Nope, quite agree, it's not a good look.

ChocolateFrog

25,470 posts

174 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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FiF said:
Doofus said:
reapercushions said:
kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.
Not just me thinking that, then.
Nope, quite agree, it's not a good look.
She's not even that good looking, she's just got money and isn't fat.

614-HSO

1,329 posts

49 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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FiF said:
Doofus said:
reapercushions said:
kingkongsfinger said:
Has no one mentioned his girlfriend?, looks quite fit for a maturer lady and JC is defo punching. lick
Plenty of times and it comes across just as creepy each time someone does.
Not just me thinking that, then.
Nope, quite agree, it's not a good look.
Perverts have mentioned her.

cologne2792

2,128 posts

127 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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She seems very nice and very grounded, gets on with stuff and just seems normal.
She's 6'2" as well which makes her a bit of a find.
Ideal height for a wife or girlfriend.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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I mentioned she was an Executive Producer, I don't think that is either creepy or being a pervert.

But there are a lot of sick old perverts on here these days. I bet they wouldn't behave like that in public or in front of their own wife.

Nickyboy

6,700 posts

235 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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ChocolateFrog said:
614-HSO said:
Doofus said:
I'm beginning to think they've done some sneaky edits of Gerald's rambles. I think they've cut off the beginning of some words and sentences to make it more incomprehensible.

Often, when he's talking, the camera is on Clarkson. I suspect occasionally they've dropped in bits from different converations, too.
Ivw listened to it a couple of times and it's literally incomprehensible mumbo jumbo.

The above would make sense, well more than Gerald.
I'd say it's completely genuine, my mother lives in Cornwall and her plumber is a traditional Cornishman in his 60's who speaks exactly the same. He came to service the boiler when i was there once, couldn't understand a word he said

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,029 posts

101 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
But there are a lot of sick old perverts on here these days. I bet they wouldn't behave like that in public or in front of their own wife.
Well, I noted she has a cracking pair of legs on her, and commented as much to S whilst watching ep7 with her this eve. Oh, and I'm not particularly old, 44, today actually (happy birthday to me party)

Nowt wrong with appreciating the form of the opposite sex, you should see my wife salivate if David Beckham comes on TV.

ChocolateFrog

25,470 posts

174 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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cologne2792 said:
She seems very nice and very grounded, gets on with stuff and just seems normal.
She's 6'2" as well which makes her a bit of a find.
Ideal height for a wife or girlfriend.
If you're 7ft tall maybe.

In heels she'd be eye to eye with a 6'6" bloke.

ChocolateFrog

25,470 posts

174 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Tyre Smoke said:
But there are a lot of sick old perverts on here these days. I bet they wouldn't behave like that in public or in front of their own wife.
Well, I noted she has a cracking pair of legs on her, and commented as much to S whilst watching ep7 with her this eve. Oh, and I'm not particularly old, 44, today actually (happy birthday to me party)

Nowt wrong with appreciating the form of the opposite sex, you should see my wife salivate if David Beckham comes on TV.
Exactly.

Watched Aquaman on Netflix today and had a reasonable length conversation with the missus about Jason Mamoa.

By many Phers logic she's now a pervert.