Dukes of Hazzard: What car.

[Milkyway]

Scenario;
Another remake of the ‘ Dukes of Hazzard’ is in the pipeline.
Because of the shortage of the iconic Chargers, a replacement has to be found.
Any car... Don’t have to be American, or even sold there.
It’s for a Worldwide release.
What would you choose?

(Extra Bruce bonus points for casting suggestions too)
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=duks+of+hazzard+...

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 20th October 17:29

[wibble cb]

why bother?

[greygoose]

wibble cb said:

why bother?

Indeed the years have not been kind, the Dukes now cook up crystal meth to maintain an income, opiate-addicted Daisy is played by Lindsey Lohan missing some teeth and Boss Hogg is Donald Trump.

[Pothole]

Cybertruck

[greygoose]

Pothole said:

Cybertruck

Wouldn’t they smash the windows getting in?

[Milkyway]

greygoose said:

Pothole said:

Cybertruck

Wouldn’t they smash the windows getting in?

Why don’t they just use a convertible.

[Bacon Is Proof]

Milkyway said:

Why don’t they just use a convertible.

Because race car.

[Milkyway]

greygoose said:

wibble cb said:

why bother?

Indeed the years have not been kind, the Dukes now cook up crystal meth to maintain an income, opiate-addicted Daisy is played by Lindsey Lohan missing some teeth and Boss Hogg is Donald Trump.

A bit like Braking Bad;
Bo & Luke: Ant & Dec... Bo would be high, & not just in the car.
Daisy: Katie Price
Jesse Duke: Keith Richards
Boss Hogg: Simon Cowell.
Cameo: Johnny Depp.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 20th October 13:57

[Ari]

If it's a remake then presumably it's set in current time, in which case surely:

https://www.dodge.com/charger.html

[steveo3002]

how about a prius? they can drive around sensibly not breaking the speed limit and helping cops with their enquiries , nice rainbow flag on the roof

[Milkyway]

steveo3002 said:

how about a prius? they can drive around sensibly not breaking the speed limit and helping cops with their enquiries , nice rainbow flag on the roof

Had thought about the Prius... not sure about the big jumps though.

[steveo3002]

Milkyway said:

steveo3002 said:

how about a prius? they can drive around sensibly not breaking the speed limit and helping cops with their enquiries , nice rainbow flag on the roof

Had thought about the Prius... not sure about the big jumps though.

jumps are offensive in 2021 , there will no speeding to get away from the cops , instead they will pull over and clap for the hazzard county cops and bang their saucepans

[Milkyway]

Ari said:

If it's a remake then presumably it's set in current time, in which case surely:

https://www.dodge.com/charger.html

Possible... With proceeds from their previous drug deals.
( Certainly a spin on the original)

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 18th October 08:49

[rodericb]

greygoose said:

wibble cb said:

why bother?

Indeed the years have not been kind, the Dukes now cook up crystal meth to maintain an income, opiate-addicted Daisy is played by Lindsey Lohan missing some teeth and Boss Hogg is Donald Trump.

You should pitch your idea to the studio!

And them Duke boys biggest customer is Bunter Hiden, played by Hunter Biden! Hey look I found a promo pic from the upcoming series:



Hey there's a bit of a plot synopsis too: Bunter has a snooze three days into a week long bender with a Russian prostitute in a Las Vegas Hotel. He has lost a another laptop, but this one has videos of more meth-fuelled benders as well as emails detailing how he shares bank accounts with his old man and hasn't been paying his taxes. It looks like that Hiden boy got himself in a whole heap of trouble!!!

Edited by rodericb on Monday 18th October 08:50

[wolfracesonic]

Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?

[Milkyway]

wolfracesonic said:

Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?

Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)

[rodericb]

wolfracesonic said:

Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?

If Grey Goose pitches his idea to the show and it's accepted yeah maybe, but I think the Confederate flag might be a banned symbol or something. If Grey Gooses idea isn't accepted, I think given the current administration getting into lockstep with corporations to exert extreme control over the population and segrate a portion of it I could think of something else to stick on that roof....

[anonymous-user]

steveo3002 said:

Milkyway said:

steveo3002 said:

how about a prius? they can drive around sensibly not breaking the speed limit and helping cops with their enquiries , nice rainbow flag on the roof

Had thought about the Prius... not sure about the big jumps though.

jumps are offensive in 2021 , there will no speeding to get away from the cops , instead they will pull over and clap for the hazzard county cops and bang their saucepans

And then they will blame those mean film reviewers when it absolutely bombs at the cinema and loses $100 million.

Not 100% sure about the prius, I think this is more likely?



I don't think Bo and Luke will be brothers anymore. I think they will be female members of the LBGQT+ community, one of them will be mixed race. I suspect Daisy will be a man transitioning to become a woman.

Cooter will be disabled and in a wheelchair.

Seriously, we could write this script in ten minutes.

[steveo3002]

rosco will be painting rainbows on the cop cars and searching hazard for those pesky folk sending nasty tweets and emails

[anonymous-user]

greygoose said:

wibble cb said:

why bother?

Indeed the years have not been kind, the Dukes now cook up crystal meth to maintain an income, opiate-addicted Daisy is played by Lindsey Lohan missing some teeth and Boss Hogg is Donald Trump.

Now THIS is something I would watch