Dukes of Hazzard: What car.

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coppernorks

1,919 posts

47 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Dodge still make Chargers, even more bat-st crazy engines than the original models.

I was gonna post a snap of Daisy Duke but I just got banned by the PH Fem-Nazis for a month for posting a
gratuitous picture of a half dressed female so I shall ask you to imagine Daisy in her denim hot pants.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Daisy Duke = Laverne Cox
Bo Duke = Punkie Johnson
Lucy Duke (Married to Bo) = Melissa McCarthy
Cooter = Danielle Perez

Baddies will obviously be played by male, white actors all of whom will be made a laughing stock.

Boss Hog = Joseph R. Gannascoli (sopranos)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane = Chris Hemsworth

Boss Hog will get kicked in the nuts at some point by Melissa McCarthy which will be hilarious.




mick987

1,305 posts

111 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Joey Deacon said:
I don't think Bo and Luke will be brothers anymore. I think they will be female members of the LBGQT+ community, one of them will be mixed race. I suspect Daisy will be a man transitioning to become a woman.

Cooter will be disabled and in a wheelchair.

Seriously, we could write this script in ten minutes.
Better take 15 minutes to write the script and make Bo and Luke cousins

Funk

26,332 posts

210 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Milkyway said:
wolfracesonic said:
Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?
Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)
I believe the confederate flag is classed as a 'hate symbol' and widely associated with racism so I would say yes, it's likely to cause offence.

mick987

1,305 posts

111 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Milkyway said:
They could be Brother & Sister...
Lets be honest the way Daisy looked in the original program there is a very good chance they were kissing cousins / sister.

Milkyway

Original Poster:

9,493 posts

54 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Funk said:
Milkyway said:
wolfracesonic said:
Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?
Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)
I believe the confederate flag is classed as a 'hate symbol' and widely associated with racism so I would say yes, it's likely to cause offence.
I think so... a quick Google makes interesting reading.
(Back to the Art & Design Studio then)

frisbee

4,991 posts

111 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Funk said:
Milkyway said:
wolfracesonic said:
Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?
Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)
I believe the confederate flag is classed as a 'hate symbol' and widely associated with racism so I would say yes, it's likely to cause offence.
Why not avoid the controversy and just set it in the UK instead?

A blue car with gold stars on the roof. I can't see anyone getting offended by that.

Milkyway

Original Poster:

9,493 posts

54 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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frisbee said:
Funk said:
Milkyway said:
wolfracesonic said:
Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?
Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)
I believe the confederate flag is classed as a 'hate symbol' and widely associated with racism so I would say yes, it's likely to cause offence.
Why not avoid the controversy and just set it in the UK instead?

A blue car with gold stars on the roof. I can't see anyone getting offended by that.
Feasible... One less now, more to follow.
Scalextric don’t seem too concerned about the confederate flag.
https://images.app.goo.gl/GygM5orAvMoykyas7


Edited by Milkyway on Monday 18th October 21:54

Funk

26,332 posts

210 months

Monday 18th October 2021
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Milkyway said:
frisbee said:
Funk said:
Milkyway said:
wolfracesonic said:
Are we keeping the Confederate flag on the roof?
Original General Lee livery...
(As long as it doesn’t cause offence)
I believe the confederate flag is classed as a 'hate symbol' and widely associated with racism so I would say yes, it's likely to cause offence.
Why not avoid the controversy and just set it in the UK instead?

A blue car with gold stars on the roof. I can't see anyone getting offended by that.
Feasible... One less now, more to follow.
Scalextric don’t seem too concerned about the confederate flag.
https://images.app.goo.gl/GygM5orAvMoykyas7


Edited by Milkyway on Monday 18th October 21:54


Milkyway

Original Poster:

9,493 posts

54 months

Tuesday 19th October 2021
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I did see that... obviously they wasn’t aware of the Flags history either.
Perhaps just a big ‘01’ on the roof then.
So, I take it that the name, General Lee is taboo as well.
So... a remake looks doubtful then.
( in this form).
Anyway.... We need a bright orange something.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 20th October 05:28

Funk

26,332 posts

210 months

Tuesday 19th October 2021
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Milkyway said:
So, I take it that the name, General Lee is taboo as well.
So... a remake looks doubtful then. ( in this form).
Pretty much, given that he was the leader of the Confederate Army.

rodericb

6,793 posts

127 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Funk said:
Milkyway said:
So, I take it that the name, General Lee is taboo as well.
So... a remake looks doubtful then. ( in this form).
Pretty much, given that he was the leader of the Confederate Army.
They could call the car the Bob Generally, or Bob for short.

Milkyway

Original Poster:

9,493 posts

54 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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rodericb said:
Funk said:
Milkyway said:
So, I take it that the name, General Lee is taboo as well.
So... a remake looks doubtful then. ( in this form).
Pretty much, given that he was the leader of the Confederate Army.
They could call the car the Bob Generally, or Bob for short.
‘BOBB’
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1QywDPkDjg

Or... Gemma / Jenna Lee

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 20th October 14:02

sparta6

3,704 posts

101 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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frisbee said:
A blue car with gold stars on the roof. I can't see anyone getting offended by that.
That particular flag is about to get banned in Poland too

biggrin


DodgyGeezer

40,638 posts

191 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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sparta6 said:
frisbee said:
A blue car with gold stars on the roof. I can't see anyone getting offended by that.
That particular flag is about to get banned in Poland too

biggrin
hehe