The Apprentice 2023

[Doofus]

Checkmate said:

What says classy and "femenin"? Flamingos.

I agree. Should have chosen Boobies.

[Pflanzgarten]

Funny how the idiots all group together though isn’t it? We had guessed the final teams before they were chosen.

[Doofus]

I'm always annoyed when they have to 'launch your new business' when at least one of the finalists already has a business.

And why would Alan want them to choose their launch team from a bunch of people he's already decided are ste?

"I'm going to invest £250,000 in an idea and you've got 24 hours to come up with a name, a logo, a billboard and a 1980s-style tv advert. But you can only oversee half of those things; the rest of it you have to hand over to people who were calling you names a couple of weeks ago and who we've all decided are fkwits."

"Oh, and if you can dress like Batman in drag, that would help."

[the-norseman]

Do any of the winners ever carry on with the business idea they created on the show or do they rename them and carry on with their own ideas?

[Mikebentley]

It’s strange to think the finalists need to come up with a name for their business idea on the final show. They really treat the viewer as dumber than the contestants.

[Wacky Racer]

How do these numpties get on this, or Dragon's Den when they don't know the difference between turnover, gross profit and net profit?

Surely there is some form of audition/vetting?

[abzmike]

You need to remember these are TV shows… the ‘business’ aspect is just a hook to hang a plot on.

[Milkyway]

the-norseman said:

Do any of the winners ever carry on with the business idea they created on the show or do they rename them and carry on with their own ideas?

According to ‘YF’. ( This years non winners).
Dani: Vegan products for hair.
Victoria: Sold her business.
Megan: Got her licker license... & is working on a new project.

AOB: Shazim... dating AVI.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 25th March 21:00

[Checkmate]

Milkyway said:

the-norseman said:

Do any of the winners ever carry on with the business idea they created on the show or do they rename them and carry on with their own ideas?

According to ‘YF’. ( This years non winners).
Dani: Vegan products for hair.
Victoria: Sold her business.
Megan: Got her licker license... & is working on a new project.

AOB: Shazim... dating AVI.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 25th March 21:00

I have tried googling but can't find it. What was Avi's business plan?

[Doofus]

Checkmate said:

I have tried googling but can't find it. What was Avi's business plan?

Being a bellend, as far as I can tell.

https://www.avitv.co.uk

[thegreenhell]

Milkyway said:

Megan: Got her licker license...

Didn't realise you needed a licence for that.

[Milkyway]

Doofus said:

Checkmate said:

I have tried googling but can't find it. What was Avi's business plan?

Being a bellend, as far as I can tell.

https://www.avitv.co.uk

You’re Fired: I think that he wanted to teach kids / young adults financial skills... Investments, pensions, etc etc.

[the-norseman]

thegreenhell said:

Didn't realise you needed a licence for that.

Somebody beat me to it haha, I follow Megan on Instagram, think she got it quite quickly.

[pocketspring]

the-norseman said:

thegreenhell said:

Didn't realise you needed a licence for that.

Somebody beat me to it haha, I follow Megan on Instagram, think she got it quite quickly.

Poker around the back as well?

[Milkyway]

+ YF Again... Two months after the interviews.
( So, nearly a year ago now).

[MesoForm]

Wacky Racer said:

How do these numpties get on this, or Dragon's Den when they don't know the difference between turnover, gross profit and net profit?

Surely there is some form of audition/vetting?

I think a lot of them want to be on the show so set up a business rather than the other way round. Dani didn’t bother buying any stock for her hair extension business because she “didn’t think she would get very far in the process “

[Escort3500]

Doofus said:

Checkmate said:

I have tried googling but can't find it. What was Avi's business plan?

Being a bellend, as far as I can tell.

https://www.avitv.co.uk

That website is utterly cringeworthy

[pocketspring]

Escort3500 said:

Doofus said:

Checkmate said:

I have tried googling but can't find it. What was Avi's business plan?

Being a bellend, as far as I can tell.

https://www.avitv.co.uk

That website is utterly cringeworthy

It seems a bit naff for a GCSE project. Maybe a 3 on the current scale?

[Gary Woodland]

Assistant vp at Barclays?

[thegreenhell]

Gary Woodland said:

Assistant vp at Barclays?

Surely he means VP's assistant.