Roadhouse Starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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Cotty

39,626 posts

285 months

Saturday 23rd March
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dieselgrunt said:
Have watched the original many times and it always entertains.
Amazon have put the original Road House on Amazon Prime if anyone wants to rewatch the original.

catcha

90 posts

238 months

Saturday 23rd March
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I can’t believe how bad this movie was. Really poor script, the film sped up in the format of some 60s movie for effect. It couldn’t have been much worse if they tried. I know that Conor McGregor isn’t an actor but ffs what was that walk all about. Missed opportunity

768

13,736 posts

97 months

Saturday 23rd March
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Sounds like the director wasn't thrilled about it going straight to streaming.


dalzo

1,877 posts

137 months

Saturday 23rd March
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Absolutely love the first one. This is an abomination though.

Was excited for it but it’s just another generic money grabbing reboot.

Stupid stuff like the guy getting his arm broke then being really friendly with dalton

brums evil twin

308 posts

237 months

Saturday 23rd March
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Two things for that were so bad

CGI - was terrible and not needed, made the film look very cheap
Megreggor - or what ever his name is, awful just awful.

Smollet

10,661 posts

191 months

Saturday 23rd March
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Pretty awful but oddly enjoyable.

BadOrangePete

636 posts

45 months

Saturday 23rd March
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Maybe its because I cant remember the original but I found it enjoyable enough. One of those 'I know its a bit st but just leave the brain at the door and enjoy it' kinda films. Even found McGregor fun to watch though he cant act for toffee hehe

NuckyThompson

1,589 posts

169 months

Sunday 24th March
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I liked it, if you going into it expecting it to be a bit cheesy then you’ll do alright.

Yes Mcgregor is a crap actor but the fact he’s in it probably attracts more viewers than having someone established opposite the main actor.

I’ve never seen the original but assumed it was meant to be non serious cheesy viewing much like this version is

Smollet

10,661 posts

191 months

Sunday 24th March
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NuckyThompson said:
I’ve never seen the original but assumed it was meant to be non serious cheesy viewing much like this version is
Nothing like this.

0ddball

865 posts

140 months

Sunday 24th March
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The only positive thing I can say about it is, along with films like fast and furious 23, or mission impossible 40, it allows me to easily judge which of my acquaintances are dim witted morons.

The worst film I've seen in years.

Seraph14

58 posts

20 months

Sunday 24th March
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NuckyThompson said:
I liked it, if you going into it expecting it to be a bit cheesy then you’ll do alright.

Yes Mcgregor is a crap actor but the fact he’s in it probably attracts more viewers than having someone established opposite the main actor.

I’ve never seen the original but assumed it was meant to be non serious cheesy viewing much like this version is
The original is a serious film, not played for laughs. It has a decent story - which makes sense - and real believable characters you care about. It also has serious 18-rated violence unlike today's watered-down action films.

lizardbrain

2,039 posts

38 months

Sunday 24th March
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Might watch the original tonight. It has 41% critic score on rotten tomatoes and reviewed in much the same terms by looks of things.







Edited by lizardbrain on Sunday 24th March 11:31

Black can man

31,880 posts

169 months

Sunday 24th March
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Why do they do this, Some films & Roadhouse its one for sure should just be left alone .

biggbn

23,596 posts

221 months

Sunday 24th March
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Seraph14 said:
NuckyThompson said:
I liked it, if you going into it expecting it to be a bit cheesy then you’ll do alright.

Yes Mcgregor is a crap actor but the fact he’s in it probably attracts more viewers than having someone established opposite the main actor.

I’ve never seen the original but assumed it was meant to be non serious cheesy viewing much like this version is
The original is a serious film, not played for laughs. It has a decent story - which makes sense - and real believable characters you care about. It also has serious 18-rated violence unlike today's watered-down action films.
Thought the original was dreadful but fun, halfway through remake....dreadful but fun...plus ca change....

Edit, now I've watched it all, it was just dreadful. Really, really dreadful. When the best thing about a film is that Connor McGregor, who was dreadful, wasn't AS dreadful as you'd thought he would be, well, that's the bottom of the barrel right there.....

Edited by biggbn on Sunday 24th March 14:29

Some Gump

12,716 posts

187 months

Sunday 24th March
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Seraph14 said:
The original is a serious film, not played for laughs. It has a decent story - which makes sense - and real believable characters you care about. It also has serious 18-rated violence unlike today's watered-down action films.
Erm? What? You’ve watched the original, haven’t you?

Kevin Cozner

1,035 posts

105 months

Sunday 24th March
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Heathwood said:
It was ok until Conor arrived on set. From thereon in it was borderline unwatchable. Shame.
Agree. The first half wasn't too bad, as soon as CM arrived the whole thing just went down the toilet. If CM really did get £4m for that, no wonder he was so pleased with himself. They should've spent that £4m on a proper script writer for the second and third acts.

Kevin Cozner

1,035 posts

105 months

Sunday 24th March
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Not sure what the Grauniad reviewer is on...



dieselgrunt

689 posts

165 months

Sunday 24th March
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I thought it’d be better.

DSC OFF

191 posts

62 months

Monday 25th March
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To steal a line from Tropic Thunder

"Never go full retard"

Conor went full retard. No Wade Garrett character either! Love interest scenes were flat too, as was the overall eye candy, and car candy. The other two bouncers, particularly the blonde kid, weren't convincing. JG did an admirable job but perhaps the only actor around with the charisma of Patrick Swayze is Ryan Gosling (but then I can't imagine him as a convincing UFC fighter like Jake). It was a tough gig to try and capture that charm of the original.

d_a_n1979

8,552 posts

73 months

Monday 25th March
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catcha said:
I can’t believe how bad this movie was. Really poor script, the film sped up in the format of some 60s movie for effect. It couldn’t have been much worse if they tried. I know that Conor McGregor isn’t an actor but ffs what was that walk all about. Missed opportunity
Not just me then...

Was utter tosh unfortunately

Somethings need to be left alone