Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Halmyre]

Another vote here for the AA advert. fk right off.

[Morningside]

Youtube: "Download the Amazon app today" nearly everytime I play a video.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

[KP328]

Car wow,

Why did they choose a blue leather car seat for the smiley young lady to sit on when the rest of the seats / interior is black ?

Also, before the car morphs around her she is sitting crossed legged and i cant help but think she is driving crossed legged.

[mikal83]

TheDoggingFather said:

The Kelly's Ice Cream advert, with the Wideboy Cornish Ice Cream seller, surrounded by cows.

Chats a load of st, presumably in Cornish.. Leaves me in a total state of disinterest.

Switches between Cornish and English for the actual ice cream. Starting to properly fk me off now.

Get On!

fk OFF.

Their work is done, now I wouldn't dream of buying any Kelly's Ice Cream. It can go fk itself.

Edited by TheDoggingFather on Sunday 4th June 21:10

Love to know where he got the "accent" from as it aint Cornish...........as be I.

[kowalski655]

berlintaxi said:

John Lewis radio ad where they claim to have monitored competitors pricing including on the internet since 1925, never knew the internet had been around that long.

Technically they claim to have been "never knowingly undersold" since 1925, rather than using the interweb. I imagine back then it was some bloke sneaking around other shops with a notepad.

Also on the radio, the Renault vans ad, lauding them as "official logistics partner to the Renault F1 team!. Of course they fking are!!! Renault F1 are hardly going to use Transits are they!
Also for it's use of another stty poem

[caelite]

GO COMPAAAARE GO COMPAAAARE NANANANANANAAA GO COMPAAAAARE

The sole reason I almost exclusively use Confused.com

[Mike335i]

Twinings herbal flippin tea... Live life with a bing bang bong?? What on earth does that even mean? And how does it relate to weird tea? Boils my piss.

[Halmyre]

Mike335i said:

Twinings herbal flippin tea... Live life with a bing bang bong?? What on earth does that even mean? And how does it relate to weird tea? Boils my piss.

Not for making tea I hope.

[Biker 1]

Oh for fks sake, they're re-running that fking wk Talk talk ad with the totally annoying bh making that utterly horrid squeaking noise/laughter(??) Surely heads should roll at the ad company that thought this one up? FFS.....................

[boobles]

Mike335i said:

Twinings herbal flippin tea... Live life with a bing bang bong?? What on earth does that even mean? And how does it relate to weird tea? Boils my piss.

You should try living opposite the factory & head office!!! Tea should be tea & not smell like Iron Bru (or what ever flavour's they now do)

[boobles]

MorganP104 said:

I can't be doing with reading a 378 page thread (I am inherently lazy), so apologies if this one's already been mentioned...

The Bud Light advert, with the three frogs (one says "Bud", one says "Light", the last one says "Beer").

It pisses me off way, way more than an advert should. Probably because it's a lazy re-hash of a Bud advert from years back. But mainly because it's just fking annoying.

Especially for you...

[Butter Face]

TheDoggingFather said:

The Kelly's Ice Cream advert, with the Wideboy Cornish Ice Cream seller, surrounded by cows.

Chats a load of st, presumably in Cornish.. Leaves me in a total state of disinterest.

Switches between Cornish and English for the actual ice cream. Starting to properly fk me off now.

Get On!

fk OFF.

Their work is done, now I wouldn't dream of buying any Kelly's Ice Cream. It can go fk itself.

Edited by TheDoggingFather on Sunday 4th June 21:10

It's Geddon, not Get On.

[TheDoggingFather]

Butter Face said:

It's Geddon, not Get On.

Sorry, my fktard isn't quite on point

[Allyc85]

Morningside said:

Youtube: "Download the Amazon app today" nearly everytime I play a video.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

The bloody Peugeot 108 advert is boiling my piss at the moment. Like you say it's almost very video I watch!

[Balmoral]

The AA advert with the CGI child is just awful, could have been quite good had they done it with a real child and shot enough footage to get the real movements they needed.

[oobster]

Sixt. I have to mute the telly. fking annoying.

[cuprabob]

More Than adverts...

[Zammy]

Allyc85 said:

The bloody Peugeot 108 advert is boiling my piss at the moment. Like you say it's almost very video I watch!

This...

[Blown2CV]

Balmoral said:

The AA advert with the CGI child is just awful, could have been quite good had they done it with a real child and shot enough footage to get the real movements they needed.

is that the singing kid?

[Johnnytheboy]

The soap powder advert where the boutiquey shop is selling t-shirts that have previously been sprayed with ketchup etc.

Specifically the customer who reacts by saying "no waaaay" in a voice that implies she's recently been lobotomised.