Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd June 2017
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Shakermaker said:
generationx said:
iandc said:
Europa1 said:
Another vote for this from me.
+1 from me. It would be so much better if she started with "I am such a tw*t that I am unemployable so invent "jobs" when people ask me what I do all day. Daddy felt sorry for me and bought me an over priced computer thingy"
+2

This advert is shown generically all over Europe. Another pointless, jobless, smug eejit

Edited by generationx on Wednesday 21st June 08:50
You say jobless, but someone has paid her to be in that advert. So what if she invented her own jobs? If she's making ends meet, does that matter whether she is doing so in the normal 9-5 rat race, or by working 5 different jobs?

No.

Sorry, that went a bit NP&E for a second.

The advert is awful.
I have to agree with this. This is a modern way of making money, people are capable of making money from the internet because they know how. Take some of the youtube stars, they are making millions a year without the need to turn up to a dreary office every morning at 9am. Some of them make cakes, some of them tell jokes, some of them watch or play computer games and people watch them doing it. Good on them I say!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007938/Th...

That doesn't make the advert any better obviously.

iandc

3,719 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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poing said:
I have to agree with this. This is a modern way of making money, people are capable of making money from the internet because they know how. Take some of the youtube stars, they are making millions a year without the need to turn up to a dreary office every morning at 9am. Some of them make cakes, some of them tell jokes, some of them watch or play computer games and people watch them doing it. Good on them I say!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007938/Th...

That doesn't make the advert any better obviously.
That's good to know and I am pleased for them. I bet they are not all turned into smug tw**s like the woman in the advert though.

CoolHands

18,711 posts

196 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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The talktalk ones showing that 'normal' family in a 'normal' house. Really,fks me off.

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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It must have been mentioned before but I'm finding the Happy Eggs advert with all that dancing about really annoying...

oceanview

1,511 posts

132 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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cuprabob said:
It must have been mentioned before but I'm finding the Happy Eggs advert with all that dancing about really annoying...
This. And they play the fking awful drivel every 5 minutes!


Same for the " minions" BT call block thing.


Halifax ads are really st and annoying with all that flintstones bks.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Sharps bedroom bespoke wardrobes.

The ones where it magically is made before the eyes of various nearly attractive, but not quite, women who all stride purposefully off at the end of the ad.

fks sake!

FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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(Probably mentioned already)

Sixpad with that giraffe necked footballer. It's not really an exercise thing is it, it's like those dubiously shaped "neck massagers" you see advertised in home gadget magazines.






Tango13

8,460 posts

177 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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The advert for perfume featuring some bint in a green dress suffering from st vitus dance that ends with her staring at the camera like private pyle...

PorkInsider

5,893 posts

142 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Johnnytheboy said:
Jonesy23 said:
Microsoft Surface Pro ad with annoying millennial blogger/author/podcaster/unemployable. (Apparently Emma Gannon; never heard of any of her output)

I'm really going to rush out and buy your product when you use a self absorbed tt to sell it to me.
Oh yeah - so this.

a. She's got five jobs or whatever it is, but none of them appear to be a job, and
b. She's got one of those 'punch-me' faces!
c. She does that incredibly annoying 'everything's a question' talk, too. furious

On that subject, has anyone else noticed that more and more TV and radio adverts include that retarded way of speaking?

Ones that spring to mind are Sensodyne toothpaste and the army recruitment radio ones.



TheAngryDog

12,410 posts

210 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Tango13 said:
The advert for perfume featuring some bint in a green dress suffering from st vitus dance that ends with her staring at the camera like private pyle...
This. It's just so fking annoying. It makes me want to not buy it.

FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Adverts for the pretentious product placement filled short 12min films by Estrella Damm featuring a well known actor and another you have never heard of.

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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KP peanut advert with the elephant...

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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TheAngryDog said:
Tango13 said:
The advert for perfume featuring some bint in a green dress suffering from st vitus dance that ends with her staring at the camera like private pyle...
This. It's just so fking annoying. It makes me want to not buy it.
I came in here to nominate this but read back for potential mentions.

It's Kenzo fragrance.

TommoAE86

2,669 posts

128 months

Thursday 29th June 2017
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hyperblue said:
The current Heineken advert with the adenoidal climate change denier (probably on here somewhere). If he says "piffle" one more time! mad
It's all of them, very much Big Brother way of thinking "lets get two people who have completely opposite points of view and stick them in close proximity to each other". Others include a transgender person and an out-of-date skinhead, feminist / chauvinist, left wing / right wing, just insane. Fortunately on youtube they were timed so you could skip them right at the point where it goes "now find out what happens", now it's "go to the heineken website".

Silverbullet767

10,715 posts

207 months

Thursday 29th June 2017
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Can I nominate that ad with 'Merry Christmas Everybody' changed to say summer?

MUTE! It's June FFS!

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 29th June 2017
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Those Julie Walters specsavers ads are really irritating sometimes on twice in an ad break

TCEvo

12,760 posts

203 months

Thursday 29th June 2017
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Silverbullet767 said:
Can I nominate that ad with 'Merry Christmas Everybody' changed to say summer?

MUTE! It's June FFS!
Whoever thought that was a good idea needs a dry slap punch

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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TCEvo said:
Silverbullet767 said:
Can I nominate that ad with 'Merry Christmas Everybody' changed to say summer?

MUTE! It's June FFS!
Whoever thought that was a good idea needs a dry slap punch
Just saw this advert and have to agree, it's so wrong

Sa Calobra

37,195 posts

212 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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Yes that one seen earlier ^^^^^^ "Pyjama mama".....please stop !

I also saw a new Sensodyne ad ,it shows people with sensitive teeth ,about 4 times in 1 ad break ,each time inbetween all the

other ads and ends the ad break with the main bit of ad.....annoying.
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