Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Antony Moxey said:
llewop said:
Antony Moxey said:
There's a lot of stuff I deliberately don't buy because their adverts irritate me too much, but apparently it's all about getting the name out there.
Who BODYFORM bodyform for YOU

I was so annoyed by their advert I don't buy their sanitary products

cuprabob

14,675 posts

215 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Oh goody, we've got a new Confused.com advert with James Cordon. Can anyone be more annoying?


spanky3

258 posts

142 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Just seen the vauxhall advert that says their customers are jobless skank wasters that can't even be bothered to get dressed in the morning.

What's the opposite of aspirational?

nicanary

9,801 posts

147 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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spanky3 said:
Just seen the vauxhall advert that says their customers are jobless skank wasters that can't even be bothered to get dressed in the morning.

What's the opposite of aspirational?
Maybe they're trying to encourage purchases from the Council/Motability brigade. A sort of "do you recognise yourself in this ad?" scenario. Pity they used pretty models to make the ad, not the usual munters we see at the school gates.

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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stty second hand watch ads on the TDF highlights mad

Frimley111R

15,677 posts

235 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Adverts letting me know about something called PPI. I've never heard of it before, what is it?!!!!

speech

387 posts

157 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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llewop said:
This, which has many times made me wonder: the go compare adverts are clearly following a theme that is knowingly annoying, although you almost hope there is a (small and deranged) percentage of the population that 'like' it; but it winds up many including me - so is there data on the net benefit of these stty ads? So they are betting that pissing off 50% of the population is worth it to be 'quirky and interesting' to 10-15% that then call them?
They did replace it for a while with something else didn't they? It was so dull I can't remember what it was (which says something for how good it was...n't), something about signposts and a fictional town name that possibly was supposed to look Welsh. They must have had some stats showing nobody was noticing it, maybe fewer hits on their websites, so decided to bring him back.

Silverbullet767

10,714 posts

207 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Frimley111R said:
Adverts letting me know about something called PPI. I've never heard of it before, what is it?!!!!
Pricks Prattling Incessantly?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Yipper said:
Estrella Damm advert / trailer for the cringey hipster Spanish short film from some old dude nobody has ever heard of.

Prolly been posted before. But it is so sh*t. Cannot believe anyone aspires to such nonsense just because it looks like the Ibiza trip they did a few years ago.
Yep, I mentioned it earlier when it infested I think the Le Mans coverage on Eurosport. Pretentious product placement short films.
Didn't Peroni do one last year as well, with one of the girls from Game of Thrones?

I didn't quite get it - is anyone actually logging on to watch these films on the website?

However - Laia Costa... cloud9

TommoAE86

2,669 posts

128 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Have we had the ones with the Sun and you buy 28 (non-consecutive this is important apparently) copies and you get a £5... I am hoping I've been a right pillock and forgotten something but the sun is 30p? So spend £8.40 and get a free fiver? It is a ruse so that all those who redeem said fiver are rounded up and sterilised?

Maybe I'm off the mark with the above but then the adverts are fking stupid in themselves, various scenarios where men and getting all excited about a fking fiver (while possibly failing to do basic maths) while they ps off their women folk in entirely unfunny ways.

I knew there was a reason why I don't even think the sun is worth getting for my cats to st on...

MrsMiggins

2,811 posts

236 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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budgie smuggler said:
stty second hand watch ads on the TDF highlights mad
They're not second hand, they're pre-owned.

iandc

3,718 posts

207 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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MrsMiggins said:
hey're not second hand, they're pre-owned.
I think the officially correct term is "pre-loved"!!!!

cuprabob

14,675 posts

215 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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Goodyear F1 A3 tyre adverts. The guys voice is just so annoying.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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TommoAE86 said:
Have we had the ones with the Sun and you buy 28 (non-consecutive this is important apparently) copies and you get a £5... I am hoping I've been a right pillock and forgotten something but the sun is 30p? So spend £8.40 and get a free fiver? It is a ruse so that all those who redeem said fiver are rounded up and sterilised?

Maybe I'm off the mark with the above but then the adverts are fking stupid in themselves, various scenarios where men and getting all excited about a fking fiver (while possibly failing to do basic maths) while they ps off their women folk in entirely unfunny ways.

I knew there was a reason why I don't even think the sun is worth getting for my cats to st on...
No, The Sun is 50p, so you have to spend £14 to get a fiver, meaning you are still out of pocket by £9 AND you have had to buy The Sun

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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Halifax Flintstones
Nothing about why there bank is good just we give you 125 quid

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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The People's Postcode Lottery advert grates on me.

And a trailer, rather than an advert: for the new series of Hospital, delivered by a bloke speaking slowly in an incredibly, deep gravelly voice just to hammer home the point that it will be hard hitting, no holds barred, incisive, unflinching [continue cliche list here:...].

generationx

6,773 posts

106 months

Sunday 9th July 2017
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EVERY advert break on SkyF1 Jackie Stewart telling us not to drink Heineken! Also with a horrifyingly brutalised version of "We Could Be Heros" playing in the background. madfuriousshootsmashsmashsmash

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Sunday 9th July 2017
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Some new Jeep advert with every trend type imaginable being pictured.

Oh and by the way - the 'board' meeting pun has been done before.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Sunday 9th July 2017
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spanky3 said:
Just seen the vauxhall advert that says their customers are jobless skank wasters that can't even be bothered to get dressed in the morning.

What's the opposite of aspirational?
yes

But as above Vauxhall is the move chav friendly of all car brands so it's preaching to the converted.

MrsMiggins said:
budgie smuggler said:
stty second hand watch ads on the TDF highlights mad
They're not second hand, they're pre-owned.
That ad irritates since the bike is being ridden at 2mph. Its like they couldn't get a Steadicam and do the shots at a sensible pace! It's also the fact in a later ad, its upside down as he's fake "fettling" it but like in movies. He's not doing anything!

Also their other ads! You took it off toy do the gardening and forgot? Yeah I always forget for weeks when I take my watch off and leave it to the spiders in the potting shed rolleyes


techiedave said:
Halifax Flintstones
Nothing about why there bank is good just we give you 125 quid
That's cause its not a good bank! laugh In fact my local Halifax is closing soon!

l354uge

2,895 posts

122 months

Sunday 9th July 2017
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The utterly terrifying advert where the capri sun with a face is being a smug twunt with the kids until we CUT TO A KID STICKING A STRAW IN A UNIDENTIFIED CAPRI SUN AND DRINKING IT WITH MURDEROUS GLEE.

I hope kids don't think about adverts the same way I do...
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