Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Escort3500

11,916 posts

146 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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cuprabob said:
Escort3500 said:
Chewykneeslider said:
The current lead pi$$boiler is the AA ad with the singing toddler.

Its the attention to detail that heaps irritation upon irritation.

Cute toddler is clearly appallingly fake lip synched to the annoying MOR American song. For some reason it reminds me of those sickly/creepy kiddie beauty paedgent things.

Dad is driving to the airport, when his check engine light comes on. When did the AA ever fix anyone's breakdown involving a check engine light? In time to make it to the airport and catch your flight?

I have a sneaking suspicion that the AA bloke's mouth is the one photoshopped onto the cute toddler.

Its some sort of record for the quantity of bull$hit crammed into 20 seconds! Grrr!
Bad enough for the AA's chief executive to resign.
You can say that again....Oh you have smile
Rectified. Now everyone will wonder what you're on about biggrin

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Advertisement to preview an advert.

Currently on ch4 "moonicow",whatever tf that is,full ad to be shown Friday,tomorrow.

Can't wait for the reveal.......nonorolleyes
She's a TV chef and food writer, Gizzi Erskine. Something along those lines.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
lucido grigio said:
Advertisement to preview an advert.

Currently on ch4 "moonicow",whatever tf that is,full ad to be shown Friday,tomorrow.

Can't wait for the reveal.......nonorolleyes
She's a TV chef and food writer, Gizzi Erskine. Something along those lines.
Forgot to mention ,there's a second ad for this now with French Fred off "First dates"

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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Just seen a new vodafone advert with Martin Freeman. For some reason he's packing supermarket food into his car in an underground carpark and a black car pulls alongside with two sinister guys ordering him to start unpacking (as they tend to do all the time) and a woman standing not more than a car's length away is talking to him about ringing for the police, he says you won't get a signal down there, then we hear sirens and the sinister guys run away. Not only a stupid advert but police responding to a supermarket hold up en mass within 30 secs!

Vodafone gets a mention but it looks more like an advert for Sainsburys or Tesco.

mac96

3,791 posts

144 months

Thursday 3rd August 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Just seen a new vodafone advert with Martin Freeman. For some reason he's packing supermarket food into his car in an underground carpark and a black car pulls alongside with two sinister guys ordering him to start unpacking (as they tend to do all the time) and a woman standing not more than a car's length away is talking to him about ringing for the police, he says you won't get a signal down there, then we hear sirens and the sinister guys run away. Not only a stupid advert but police responding to a supermarket hold up en mass within 30 secs!

Vodafone gets a mention but it looks more like an advert for Sainsburys or Tesco.
I saw that too. Really stupid. and why is Freeman loading a Triumph Spitfire?

Escort3500

11,916 posts

146 months

Sunday 6th August 2017
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The latest pretentious 'arty' Honda- Power of Dreams ad. Utterly crap....

cuprabob

14,668 posts

215 months

Sunday 6th August 2017
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How many of these Nationwide poetry adverts are there?

Blown2CV

28,854 posts

204 months

Sunday 6th August 2017
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i wonder how many years Flash cleaning fluid have been asking to use the Flash Gordon theme in one of their adverts until they finally said yes?

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

137 months

Sunday 6th August 2017
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cuprabob said:
How many of these Nationwide poetry adverts are there?
Too many.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Monday 7th August 2017
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Peter something Voiceover Man.

Does everything from adverts to TV shows.

It Monday and xfactor something or other I switch off at this point.

Please gamble responsibly.

Biker 1

7,739 posts

120 months

Monday 7th August 2017
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TSB fking ste cartoons, with that utterly utterly utterly annoying 'music' & scottish woman doing the voice over. WTF is it with banks???

The Hypno-Toad

12,285 posts

206 months

Monday 7th August 2017
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So let's get this straight.

Her husband caught her just before she was about to have a threesome with two over-sized sentient children's sweets? And while we're there will throw an oral sex gag into the mix as well.




How is this still being aired? confused

24lemons

2,651 posts

186 months

Monday 7th August 2017
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Wtf is that Schweppes advert all about? You know, the one with the sleazy smug prick waffling on about being an amateur for drinking out of the bottle. Who drinks tonic water from a bottle? Is that a thing? I bet literally nobody ever has ordered a bottle of Schweppes with the intention of drinking it straight from the bottle!!!

Also, insure and go. Put some bloody effort in ffs. It's like somebody forgot they had to come up with an ad campaign until the night before it was due to be filmed. So we are left with a shot of a cow and a bored sounding voiceover among others!!

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Kevin Bacon and the current Apple / EE tie in advert.
Subway.
Wowcher attempting to parody 80's / '90's American shopping channel adverts.

Biker 1

7,739 posts

120 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Trivago. Will somebody PLEASE send that annoying bird back to NZ/Oz, or wherever the fk she came from....

Silverbullet767

10,712 posts

207 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Biker 1 said:
Trivago. Will somebody PLEASE send that annoying bird back to NZ/Oz, or wherever the fk she came from....
Hey, leave my wife to be alone! She looks great in that evening dress. lick

Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Vocal Minority said:
Brigand said:
There's a radio ad for "Feel Good Drinks" today which has some woman getting all excited about skinny dipping en-masse with other women as some kind of liberating experience. Although I fail to see what this has to do with "Feel Good Drinks", what irritates me is the woman happily states that "Even my own husband isn't allowed to see me naked", yet she's happy to strip off in public and go for a swim with loads of other strangers.

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Heard that this morning and picked up on that comment. Her and hubby need a chat about trust methinks.
For that she'd actually have to confront the fact she's causing the poor bd to wish for his own death as he knocks one out in the garden shed, gazing at his android phone set on 'in private' browsing under the pitying gaze of the spiders in the corner as he wonders where his life, energy, fitness and hobbies disappeared to before he goes inside to prepare for his next day at his wage slave job that he hates, all to keep the fat bh in pastries and 'empowerment events' as she rambles on yet more self centred ste.

Poor bd.

thetapeworm

11,240 posts

240 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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I know this one has been done before but it was a while ago - George is back with his Sharpies, it sends me into a rage.


Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Hainey said:
For that she'd actually have to confront the fact she's causing the poor bd to wish for his own death as he knocks one out in the garden shed, gazing at his android phone set on 'in private' browsing under the pitying gaze of the spiders in the corner as he wonders where his life, energy, fitness and hobbies disappeared to before he goes inside to prepare for his next day at his wage slave job that he hates, all to keep the fat bh in pastries and 'empowerment events' as she rambles on yet more self centred ste.

Poor bd.
rofl

Skii

1,630 posts

192 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Morningside said:
Peter something Voiceover Man.

Does everything from adverts to TV shows.

It Monday and xfactor something or other I switch off at this point.

Please gamble responsibly.
Peter Dickinson
Craig Kelly
Ralph Ineson

May I never hear their voices again as long as I live..
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