Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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jonm01 said:
"I can call you at 3 am"
And you do! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg

oceanview

1,511 posts

132 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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Any Christmas advert- particularly supermarkets- look, you don't need to advertise at this time of year, as people are going to buy your st regardless, as its the silly season....

Shampoo advert, with some bint letting out some screech as she likes her orange hair and her mate " going to pull tonight" as her hair is shiny: memo to bird- no bloke is bothered about your shiny hair- just smile and let it be known you want a seeing to and you will "pull".

No one gives a st about your hair!!

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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oceanview said:
memo to bird- no bloke is bothered about your shiny hair- just smile and let it be known you want a seeing to and you will "pull".

No one gives a st about your hair!!
hehe

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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jonm01 said:
"I can call you at 3 am"
I don't mind that one because I fancy the girl. As soon as the bloke comes out of the closet she'll be mine!

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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I've just seen the Sainsbury's xmas ad with the subtitles.

I don't think I need to offer any further explanation.

Biker 1

7,751 posts

120 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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Johnnytheboy said:
I've just seen the Sainsbury's xmas ad with the subtitles.

I don't think I need to offer any further explanation.
fk me that's a ste ad. WTF were the 'artistic' directors thinking??
I shop at Sainsburys as its the only supermarket local to me. I'm actually thinking of driving half an hour away to an alternitve supermarket based on this st furious

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Paco Rabanne, pile of st, and this is in the knowledge that the worst ads on telly are, have been, always fragrance ads. Christ these people are stuck in thr 70s.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,045 posts

101 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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AY-O-LETS GO. Screamed out by what sounds like an Ape off a council estate. Bog off!

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Biker 1 said:
fk me that's a ste ad. WTF were the 'artistic' directors thinking??
I shop at Sainsburys as its the only supermarket local to me. I'm actually thinking of driving half an hour away to an alternitve supermarket based on this st furious
bd thread, watched this based on what I've read on this bloody page. I agree with a previous poster, I'd nominate that advert for one of the worst Christmas adverts ever. It is fking toe curling and had that fat Scouse pig Ricky Tomlinson to complete it's bullst.

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

206 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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tr7v8 said:
lucido grigio said:
lucido grigio said:
cuprabob said:
Mcphisto said:
Never seen it but I'm hating it already! biggrin
watch at your own risk...
https://youtu.be/8PcxywswX9g
No thanks.
One time will be one too many.
Saw this for the first time today.

The Peacocks ad with Jedward and HoneyG BTW

Really is a thread winner ,or loser perhaps.
10 seconds with the sound off was enough!
I hope Peacocks go bust. Genuinely mean that too.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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I find the woman singing “head shoulders knees and toes” on the new fairy non bio advert extremely grating and have to turn over when ever it comes on

The hungry house ones for the way they say Hunnngryy house on it.

All the ones that use the staff of the chain of shops on the advert, such as the curry’s pc world one, all of them talk too fast and drop their Ts

The kfc ones where the woman talks like a horrid council estate dweller, that’s ow it’s dun
One niney niney


swisstoni

17,059 posts

280 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Nickbrapp said:
I find the woman singing “head shoulders knees and toes” on the new fairy non bio advert extremely grating and have to turn over when ever it comes on

The hungry house ones for the way they say Hunnngryy house on it.

All the ones that use the staff of the chain of shops on the advert, such as the curry’s pc world one, all of them talk too fast and drop their Ts

The kfc ones where the woman talks like a horrid council estate dweller, that’s ow it’s dun
One niney niney

Any company that used their staff in adverts. Especially when they make them look like tts. They are like animals made to dance IMHO.
I'm sure they all volunteer and 'had a lovely day' but still gets on my wick. hehe

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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I forget to mention the plusnet adverts, the bloke is so annoying, especially the business one on the radio, May Day May night whenever

ARGHHH

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,045 posts

101 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Just seen one of those American style, entire ad break adverts, by Robert Dyers.

In the bottom corner it states 'bringing you a MIRACLE at Christmas.

I don't have religion, but I'd guess my Christian parents would find comparing steak knives a defrosting tray and an oven glove to the baby Jesus pretty blasphemous!

iandc

3,720 posts

207 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Why do all the Windows adverts have to include women with awful American accents telling us stuff they can't do on a Mac.

Escort3500

11,922 posts

146 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Halb said:
Paco Rabanne, pile of st, and this is in the knowledge that the worst ads on telly are, have been, always fragrance ads. Christ these people are stuck in thr 70s.
For some reason perfume and after shave ads corner the market in attempts at 'arty' imagery. And fail miserably. The Savage one with Johnny Depp driving a Challenger. What a wker.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Escort3500 said:
Halb said:
Paco Rabanne, pile of st, and this is in the knowledge that the worst ads on telly are, have been, always fragrance ads. Christ these people are stuck in thr 70s.
For some reason perfume and after shave ads corner the market in attempts at 'arty' imagery. And fail miserably. The Savage one with Johnny Depp driving a Challenger. What a wker.
They are usually designed for multinational use, so are free of any humour or irony.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Johnnytheboy said:
Escort3500 said:
Halb said:
Paco Rabanne, pile of st, and this is in the knowledge that the worst ads on telly are, have been, always fragrance ads. Christ these people are stuck in thr 70s.
For some reason perfume and after shave ads corner the market in attempts at 'arty' imagery. And fail miserably. The Savage one with Johnny Depp driving a Challenger. What a wker.
They are usually designed for multinational use, so are free of any humour or irony.
Yes that one is awful, but funny enough the dior adverts with Charlez theronz in them are my favourite adverts on tv. Although they still make no sense

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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Nickbrapp said:
..... the dior adverts with Charlez theronz
Any relation to Charlize Theron?

swisstoni

17,059 posts

280 months

Sunday 26th November 2017
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I remember an aftershave ad from a few years back where some bloke demands “Where’s my Allure?”
And I always though to myself “where indeed Duckie!”

Edited by swisstoni on Sunday 26th November 20:05

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