Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Friday 11th May 2018
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Oh my god, that Corsa advert with the four women in the car in a showroom listening to some dirge noise and pretending they are into it, nodding and rocking like lunatics, the driver girl has the most annoying im ignoring you face. mad

hidetheelephants

24,554 posts

194 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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Mcphisto said:
Oh my god, that Corsa advert with the four women in the car in a showroom listening to some dirge noise and pretending they are into it, nodding and rocking like lunatics, the driver girl has the most annoying im ignoring you face. mad
The fact they're not in sync is remarkably annoying.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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CooperD said:
There's a new advert for Currys PC World done in the style of a footballer's post match interview. Absolute bks. rage
All Currys adverts tend to be ste to be fair

ukaskew

10,642 posts

222 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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I don't watch TV so only have to endure cinema ads, but as I go on average twice per week it's hard to ignore them.

The Jaguar e-Pace ones are truly dreadful and don't seem even remotely on-brand. The parking ticket one is a particular favourite.

Ari

19,352 posts

216 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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This Bing advert - everything about it but specifically the forced fake 'endearing' laughter, ahahaha...

https://youtu.be/FZKv82t9raU

Cupramax

10,483 posts

253 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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Ari said:
This Bing advert - everything about it but specifically the forced fake 'endearing' laughter, ahahaha...

https://youtu.be/FZKv82t9raU
Yes, she is fking irritating, and the forced laughing punch never was a smilie more appropriate.

swisstoni

17,055 posts

280 months

Saturday 12th May 2018
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There’s a Lotto one on the radio (and I think TV) where basically people are saying who they would treat if they won.

This woman is going on about how great her sister is.
It ends with her saying “She’s got a lovely face”.
That’s bad enough but they then tack on a manic HA HA HA! laugh at the end.

On what planet would that pass for natural speech?

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Monday 14th May 2018
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Just flicking through the channels and a new Barclays one popped up.

As far as i can tell the advert was meant to be educating people on how to be more savvy online when it comes to giving out your personal details and how other people can misuse it, track it, store it, etc, etc.

The one issue - the advert was based around a number of animated singing vegetables.

Now i assume, based on the time the advert was on, that they're meant to be targeting an adult audience that's not maybe that tech savvy. It just seemed very similar to the Gaz & Leccy adverts, using animated characters that are far more likely to appeal to young children than anything else.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 15th May 2018
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Again radio -sorry
Unbelievable the latest adverts for smart meters evidently get one installed and you will save x amount of kilowatt hours
Its not broken down into a figure and it seems very desperate

Old Man Fred

821 posts

90 months

Tuesday 15th May 2018
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swisstoni said:
There’s a Lotto one on the radio (and I think TV) where basically people are saying who they would treat if they won.

This woman is going on about how great her sister is.
It ends with her saying “She’s got a lovely face”.
That’s bad enough but they then tack on a manic HA HA HA! laugh at the end.

On what planet would that pass for natural speech?
This is on TV as well and i find it really creepy, i think she likes her sister a little too much..

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Tuesday 15th May 2018
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techiedave said:
Again radio -sorry
Unbelievable the latest adverts for smart meters evidently get one installed and you will save x amount of kilowatt hours
Its not broken down into a figure and it seems very desperate
Similar one on TV - evidently by fitting a smart meter someone's grandad is now saving so much energy around the house that he can power his electric mobility scooter for free for at least a week (or month - i forget) instead.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 15th May 2018
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AlexRS2782 said:
Similar one on TV - evidently by fitting a smart meter someone's grandad is now saving so much energy around the house that he can power his electric mobility scooter for free for at least a week (or month - i forget) instead.
Don't you feel inspired ?

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th May 2018
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This new Nissan Micra one, the bird's rallying around with her dubbed over V6 engine, nearly runs down an airport steward.

The automatic braking system saved him from being crippled though, so that's nice.

I'm bloody glad when she got out she was a trolley dolly and not the pilot.

marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Wednesday 16th May 2018
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Miracle gro

"You wouldn't feed your kids just water so why do that for your plants?"
Or words to that effect. fk off. How is there even a link there? wkspanners.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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The Go Outdoors singing dog is pretty bad.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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marksx said:
Miracle gro

"You wouldn't feed your kids just water so why do that for your plants?"
Or words to that effect. fk off. How is there even a link there? wkspanners.
yeah my takeaway from that is that I should start putting Miracle Gro in my daughter's bottle instead of baby milk...

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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marksx said:
Miracle gro

"You wouldn't feed your kids just water so why do that for your plants?"
Or words to that effect. fk off. How is there even a link there? wkspanners.
Because my children can't photosynthesise.

kowalski655

14,658 posts

144 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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marksx said:
Miracle gro

"You wouldn't feed your kids just water so why do that for your plants?"
Or words to that effect. fk off. How is there even a link there? wkspanners.
This place seems to do OK on just water

budgie smuggler

5,397 posts

160 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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Shakermaker said:
marksx said:
Miracle gro

"You wouldn't feed your kids just water so why do that for your plants?"
Or words to that effect. fk off. How is there even a link there? wkspanners.
yeah my takeaway from that is that I should start putting Miracle Gro in my daughter's bottle instead of baby milk...
Not sure why people seem to be struggling TBH. The link is that both the child and the plant need food as well as water, MiracleGro being food for plants.

It contains for example: nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, magnesium, calcium, iron, and various other elements which are not always present in sufficient quantities in tap water and can therefore lead to poor growth, yellow spots on the leaves, and so on.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 17th May 2018
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budgie smuggler said:
Not sure why people seem to be struggling TBH. The link is that both the child and the plant need food as well as water, MiracleGro being food for plants.

It contains for example: nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, magnesium, calcium, iron, and various other elements which are not always present in sufficient quantities in tap water and can therefore lead to poor growth, yellow spots on the leaves, and so on.
Yes, we get that really, but we can make amusing references can we not?
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