Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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Pericoloso said:
Clear Score have 2 New couples in 2 New ads.

"Brother turns into dad" = silly.
Make that at least 3 new ads ,another with 2 grown men hiding under a table from dad ,or something equally silly.

Gary29

4,164 posts

100 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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Lidl wine advert.

Some fat old hag slagging off their wine, yet they decide to fly her out to Italy to prove her wrong?

I’d tell her to fk off somewhere else if she doesn’t appreciate the great value and variety they offer.

Stupid cow.

Blown2CV

28,882 posts

204 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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Gary29 said:
Lidl wine advert.

Some fat old hag slagging off their wine, yet they decide to fly her out to Italy to prove her wrong?

I’d tell her to fk off somewhere else if she doesn’t appreciate the great value and variety they offer.

Stupid cow.
i think they should take passive aggression to the next level and send her a couple of cases of wine a week until she dies of alcoholism related conditions.

J4CKO

41,646 posts

201 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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Gary29 said:
Lidl wine advert.

Some fat old hag slagging off their wine, yet they decide to fly her out to Italy to prove her wrong?

I’d tell her to fk off somewhere else if she doesn’t appreciate the great value and variety they offer.

Stupid cow.
They have done a few like that now, its sort of saying "Its not st honest"

Like the McDonalds ones where they are at pains to point out its not lips and aholes, or beaks and wattles or something, reassuringly avuncular and trustworthy looking Butcher presides, and all the naysayers are prattling idiots, who do we believe, the butcher with a knowing and stoic look in his eye or dippy Karen who talks st ?

Just fk off, it is mass produced ste, it is perhaps not as dire as some think, its cheap and tasty and thats it.

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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Woooahh Bad Betty...............…!! .fk off bad betty

Horse bks

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Thursday 7th June 2018
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McDonalds suggesting they can solve all family problems if you visit them and buy some junk food.

Evidently one family has their hectic life sorted just by having someone bring them their food with "sit down table service".

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 8th June 2018
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Shakermaker said:
the new Peter Dinklage album.

WolfAir

456 posts

136 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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The viagra connect ad is a right..... Cock up
Man in 50's dancing through the house with the annoying 'come up and see me make me smile' song in the back.. does my absolute nut.

Mr-B

3,784 posts

195 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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WolfAir said:
The viagra connect ad is a right..... Cock up
Man in 50's dancing through the house with the annoying 'come up and see me make me smile' song in the back.. does my absolute nut.
Came on here to post something similar. Also he can't get a stalk on because his Mrs has got no tits, seen bigger lumps on an ironing board.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 9th June 2018
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The Giff Gaff ad's only redeeming feature is Siouxie and the Banshees Hong Kong Garden playing in the background ,the

original too ,not a terrible cover.

stewy68

1,826 posts

244 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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WJNB said:
The awful Postcode Lottery adverts which features people on low-rent estates being given cheques by gurning twerps in red puffer jackets all to the background of some naff pop tune. The diversity is obviously contrived. Maybe acceptable north of Watford Gap but not the south.
Hideous ad.,hideous song!
To utilise an old PH adage; ‘kill it with fire’...

Worse still, in Scotland we have (from the worst example of an independent television channel ever - STV) the Scottish Children’s Lottery with the massively irritating Jennifer Reoch, please, just pcensoreds off you disgusting creature!!

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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Pericoloso said:
The Giff Gaff ad's only redeeming feature is Siouxie and the Banshees Hong Kong Garden playing in the background ,the

original too ,not a terrible cover.
Can’t recall seeing it, I must pay more attention, I’m surprised that they have to advertise much, years back, one of my boys told me that he was on it, and suggested that I check it out, (no doubt for his £5 snagging a customer prize).
Best thing I ever did cell phone wise, my wife swiftly abandoned Three, followed by her brother, and 3 nieces.
There are no doubt cheaper plans, but for £10 p.m. I get more than enough, they even tell me monthly that I could reduce to a £7.50 plan, but i stick with the £10, just in case I ever have a burst of activity.

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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Frank7 said:
Can’t recall seeing it, I must pay more attention, I’m surprised that they have to advertise much, years back, one of my boys told me that he was on it, and suggested that I check it out, (no doubt for his £5 snagging a customer prize).
Best thing I ever did cell phone wise, my wife swiftly abandoned Three, followed by her brother, and 3 nieces.
There are no doubt cheaper plans, but for £10 p.m. I get more than enough, they even tell me monthly that I could reduce to a £7.50 plan, but i stick with the £10, just in case I ever have a burst of activity.
Your lucky if you have missed this piece of crap, the big/small st does my head in, here's it is if you want to test your patience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJLuZIvYYQ

DiscoColin

3,328 posts

215 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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I can't imagine that it hasn't been said before, but Microsoft Surface adverts. All of them. Bouncy 20-30-something creatives fresh out of a catalogue photoshoot fawning over a glorified not-quite-a-laptop with a desperately forced monologue. It is almost like they couldn't find any social media "influencers" to hawk their product in exchange for freebies so they had to pay a production company to put fashionable people on the screen.

Even Samsung claiming that a ****ing telephone can teach amputees to walk seems almost credible by comparison. Though at least that one isn't quite as irritating as the Ozzy Man review "Phwoor is that a Galaxy S8 with Bixby" advert that they ran the other year.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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Saleen836 said:
'Extra' chewing gum, really? so as a teenage lad I'm just about to defile your young daughter, i'm half naked and we get caught by her mum and dad, but that's ok dad doesn't want to kill me as i'm chewing peppermint 'extra' mad
Post resurrection.

My daughter over lunch today proceeded to tell us who the actor is. She was also surprised that I hadn't made the connection myself as she knows I watch Dr Who stuff
The young lad is actually Greg Austin and he played Charlie Smith in the spin off - Class
He has also popped up in Endeavour and Humans

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/doctor-who/news/a7894...

He has quite a following at her university evidently

WaferThinHam

1,680 posts

131 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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Pericoloso said:
Clear Score have 2 New couples in 2 New ads.

"Brother turns into dad" = silly.
Bring back moose the dog!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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WaferThinHam said:
Pericoloso said:
Clear Score have 2 New couples in 2 New ads.

"Brother turns into dad" = silly.
Bring back moose the dog!
And the disinterested wife.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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schmunk said:
Shakermaker said:
the new Peter Dinklage album.
Will this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URvDyzh8uI
be on it

Edited by kowalski655 on Sunday 10th June 22:55

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

229 months

Sunday 10th June 2018
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Pericoloso said:
WaferThinHam said:
Pericoloso said:
Clear Score have 2 New couples in 2 New ads.

"Brother turns into dad" = silly.
Bring back moose the dog!
And the disinterested wife.
Moose's owner had a job at Currys a few months ago.

Can't stand the Bose advert on the C4 F1. Really annoying.

Saw the stupid Toyota 'because' advert again the other day. Just about sums up everything that stinks with modern society.

Have we had the rude cow and her mum in the Corsa ad mentioned on here yet? I'd have told them to fk off out of the showroom.

One that really annoyed me was the smug tt and his spoilt little st of a child in the white VW Tiguan(?). Made out they were something special because they probably pcp'd one of the pieces of st. Probably weren't so smug when they got the letter from VW telling them they had to take it back to have the engine emissions 'fixed'.

I also hate any advert that plays on old, 'caring', family values. As if large companies really give a st about their customers.

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Monday 11th June 2018
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Oh David Mitchell, what were you thinking when you agreed to do that EE advert with Kevin Bacon & the fake famiily "sharing data" in the wildlife park? laugh
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