Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Steamer]

Cupramax said:

Cupramax said:

The latest Calgon advert complete with rediculously comical voiceover including core blimey geezer cockernay washingmachine engineer.

This ones on again, its so badly dubbed its rediculous, cant quite believe they thought so long and hard about the wahing machine blokes demographic.

And would really have been so expensive to reshoot that advert for the UK market?

[Cupramax]

FFS, my yearly LIDL rant, schools here don’t even break up until Friday, yet LIDL have started their “back to school” ads for uniforms, give it a f king rest and let the kids enjoy their holidays.

[nicanary]

Cupramax said:

FFS, my yearly LIDL rant, schools here don’t even break up until Friday, yet LIDL have started their “back to school” ads for uniforms, give it a f king rest and let the kids enjoy their holidays.

TBF a lot of parents buy next year's uniform in advance in order to ensure that they get the right size while they can, and because otherwise the cash would go on fags and scratchcards. It's a kind of savings plan.

[Amirhussain]

Not on the TV, but has anyone seen the ad for Musical.ly before watching a video on YouTube? Wtf is that about??

[Europa1]

nicanary said:

TBF a lot of parents buy next year's uniform in advance in order to ensure that they get the right size while they can, and because otherwise the cash would go on fags and scratchcards. It's a kind of savings plan.

As I sat gently perspiring in the heat and humidity last night, I saw an advert for Christmas hampers. I know the whole point is you have to start early, but it still caused me to mentally say "Seriously?"

[Steamer]

McDonalds

Now taking the slowed down, plinky plonky, simpering bint singing acapella to whole new level of annoying with a nursery rhyme...

..which looks like its going to feature all through the Sky Sport F1 coverage this weekend.




Tescos - That Milican biffa talking about steak.... just because.

[Europa1]

Steamer said:

Tescos - That Milican biffa talking about steak.... just because.

She seems to have built an entire career out of having a Geordie accent.

[BertieWoosterUK]

The BT (summer sale, fibre, sim) one as well as the Swinton (nagging doubt) mainly because they are constantly shown nearly every advert break on most channels over and over

[LuS1fer]

I watched the shockingly dire and laughable home for retired macho actors "Expendables 3" last night and, at the break, it said "Sponsored by Vauxhall" and had a Mokka, hatch open with a dog inside. The first advert was for the Nissan Qashqai.... you couldn't make it up.

[ajprice]

The Barclays anti fraud advert wins the resting bh face award

[Pericoloso]

At least that ad is useful about fake bank scam calls.

Lloyds can sod off with their mental illness ads.

[trooperiziz]

"did you see what I did there?"

Yes, we did, because it was fking obvious, you dozy mare.

[kowalski655]

trooperiziz said:

"did you see what I did there?"

Yes, we did, because it was fking obvious, you dozy mare.

If it was THAT obvious their idiot customers wouldnt fall for it!

[DrDeAtH]

Tepilo... Just fk off Sarah Beeney!

[Europa1]

The new Senokot advert.

[swisstoni]

DrDeAtH said:

Tepilo... Just fk off Sarah Beeney!

Oh, I dunno

[Bluedot]

I know it's been done to death but any of those excruciatingly awful Muller ones with that silly Scherzinger bint.

[Humpy D]

Has anybody heard the latest radio ad for Stubhub? I have and whilst it's not bad I don't understand it.

The 'story' is of a couple who want to go to a concert but don't have tickets so they are digging their way in. All fine until the end when the woman says "almost there if I could just get my foot free from this table"!!

I don't get it; if they are supposed to be burrowing in why is there a table in the way??

[Pericoloso]

Fridge Raiders.

All that POOOOOOWWWEEERRR !

And I'm sure the first time Fridge Raiders is said it sounds like Fridge Riders.

[kowalski655]

Humpy D said:

Has anybody heard the latest radio ad for Stubhub? I have and whilst it's not bad I don't understand it.

The 'story' is of a couple who want to go to a concert but don't have tickets so they are digging their way in. All fine until the end when the woman says "almost there if I could just get my foot free from this table"!!

I don't get it; if they are supposed to be burrowing in why is there a table in the way??

I suspect its meant to be Cable