Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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droopsnoot

11,949 posts

242 months

Thursday 26th July 2018
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The KP nuts ad, with the ungrateful elephant and patronising handler.

"Are these KP nuts?"
"Yes, like we'd put out the decent ones for you to scoop by the bucketful into your elephant."

jonm01

817 posts

237 months

Thursday 26th July 2018
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KFC

"All for Twelve nahnt-ee nahn"

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 26th July 2018
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jonm01 said:
KFC

"All for Twelve nahnt-ee nahn"
Yes, that bloody accent does my nut in big style.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 26th July 2018
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The girl with severe vocal fry on the latest Kayak advert. smash her voice alone would make me avoid using them,

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Cupramax said:
The girl with severe vocal fry on the latest Kayak advert. smash her voice alone would make me avoid using them,
Oh yeah, Millennial "about to cry voice" is enough to stop me buying anything.

ajprice

27,492 posts

196 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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This guy...


Antony Moxey

8,072 posts

219 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Would have thought Barack Obama would be making enough from the after dinner speaking circuit without the need to do tacky building society ads.

Piersman2

6,598 posts

199 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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ajprice said:
This guy...

Yep, like fingernails down a blackboard. I have to mute or immediately switch channels. Not just his voice but also the continuance of the faux 'we really, really care about you' bullst from all the financial institutions in their recent advertising. They couldn't give a fk about any customer, they just want the money and would gladly screw over any customer to maximise their profits.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Ooh, another, the deranged furniture trampling, baby worrying woman on the Radio 2 advert that BBC1 keep showing at the moment.

cuprabob

14,639 posts

214 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Every estate agent advert. They seem to be competing with the insurance companies in the race to the bottom.

Oakey

27,583 posts

216 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Zad said:
raceboy said:
The Tard on the latest Aviva advert trying to describe a medieval knight/horse but with out actually using any of those words all in the promotion of dash cams. rolleyes
The thing is - at the end of the advert he brakes to a halt way short of the horse and knight. What is he claiming on his insurance?
Whiplash

Steamer

13,859 posts

213 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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I'm wearing my flameproof suit for this one as I realise I could be on thin ice here...


...Just watching Sky F1 coverage... every advert break seems to be a total Sanitary Protection fest!!.. Tampax, Always are always on! (don't make up your jokes)


cuprabob

14,639 posts

214 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Steamer said:
I'm wearing my flameproof suit for this one as I realise I could be on thin ice here...


...Just watching Sky F1 coverage... every advert break seems to be a total Sanitary Protection fest!!.. Tampax, Always are always on! (don't make up your jokes)
Bet you a Tena you're wrong smile

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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cuprabob said:
Bet you a Tena you're wrong smile
Racing on a different incontinent every race.

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Niche on this as I’ve only ever seen it during the Tour de France highlights.

Alpecin shampoo.


nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Steve vRS said:
Niche on this as I’ve only ever seen it during the Tour de France highlights.

Alpecin shampoo.
That's because they are main sponsor for one of the teams. These German caffeine-based shampoos have been advertising on UK TV for years now, yet still nobody seems to buy them. You'd think they would have realised by now.

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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nicanary said:
Steve vRS said:
Niche on this as I’ve only ever seen it during the Tour de France highlights.

Alpecin shampoo.
That's because they are main sponsor for one of the teams. These German caffeine-based shampoos have been advertising on UK TV for years now, yet still nobody seems to buy them. You'd think they would have realised by now.
I know, they sponsor Katusha. Doesn’t make it ok though!

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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The "Insurance plan to Fund Your Funeral Costs" ads. ITV4 in the afternoons.

Where shall I start?

1. The man in his 60s walking a doge with a woman "Where am I going to get £3,800 to pay for my funeral?

Well, if you are in your 60s and haven't got £3,800 you are a half-wit and I am not going to take financial advice from a half-wit. Another thing, why did you get a dog if you've got no money? Eh? Those vets bills will soon be more than £3,800, you mark my words!

Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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So you think the twirly bits inside your chocolate bar are made by wizards?

You stupid bint! It's people like you who really try my patience.

Saleen836

11,116 posts

209 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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Just seen the advert for 'Quickbooks'

Invoicing on the go! Builder issues invoice via quickbooks and receives notification by time he has got home that it's been paid! rolleyes

They do have in small print the disclaimer of... sequence shortened! No sh*t Sherlock, shortened by anything from 2-10 weeks rofl
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