Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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JL904

3 posts

69 months

Tuesday 7th August 2018
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wormus said:
Every time I see these pig-ignorant st-wads, I get an overwhelming urge to use their empty heads as pin cushions using an industrial nail-gun and the largest staples on the market.

Failing that, an old-fashioned ship builders pneumatic rivetting hammer ......

Escort3500

11,931 posts

146 months

Tuesday 7th August 2018
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The banal Fiat 500 Collezione selfie ad. For the vacuous generation it’s aimed at. banghead

aka_kerrly

12,421 posts

211 months

Tuesday 7th August 2018
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channel Dave, channel clearly aimed at blokes yet it is getting to a stage where 90% of the adverts are for women's sanitary products... wtf

DrDeAtH

3,588 posts

233 months

Tuesday 7th August 2018
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kowalski655 said:
The ad for Senakott or something like that-dreadful off tune singing about the power of things that make you st
+2

It's a product that doesn't need advertising...

iandc

3,720 posts

207 months

Tuesday 7th August 2018
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DrDeAtH said:
+2

It's a product that doesn't need advertising...
Now joined by Anulsol with a bum shaped prickly catcus!!! What the f**k

Kinky

39,613 posts

270 months

Wednesday 8th August 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Sixt seems to have upped the budget for their “5 series for £49 a day” leading advert (best quote I got was £205).

Thaaaaaaat’s nothing!

Puts my back up.
You and me both thumbup

Although, it might be worthy of a complaint to the ASA. I spent about 25+ minutes searching for this elusive £49 a day 5-series and drew a blank!!!!

Halmyre

11,239 posts

140 months

Wednesday 8th August 2018
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Kinky said:
FerdiZ28 said:
Sixt seems to have upped the budget for their “5 series for £49 a day” leading advert (best quote I got was £205).

Thaaaaaaat’s nothing!

Puts my back up.
You and me both thumbup

Although, it might be worthy of a complaint to the ASA. I spent about 25+ minutes searching for this elusive £49 a day 5-series and drew a blank!!!!
Yes, I can only just get under a hundred notes per day on a two week hire and I'm nearly as old as the people in the advert.

DrDeAtH

3,588 posts

233 months

Wednesday 8th August 2018
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iandc said:
DrDeAtH said:
+2

It's a product that doesn't need advertising...
Now joined by Anulsol with a bum shaped prickly catcus!!! What the f**k
Luckily I haven't had the displeasure of that advert yet....

DrDeAtH

3,588 posts

233 months

Wednesday 8th August 2018
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JL904 said:
wormus said:
Every time I see these pig-ignorant st-wads, I get an overwhelming urge to use their empty heads as pin cushions using an industrial nail-gun and the largest staples on the market.

Failing that, an old-fashioned ship builders pneumatic rivetting hammer ......
Corsa = very council. They look very council to me....

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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The Co op BBQ.

"Cheese !?"

"I'd put cheese on Corn Flakes if I could "

What's stopping you ,you weirdo ?

Blown2CV

28,936 posts

204 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Pericoloso said:
The Co op BBQ.

"Cheese !?"

"I'd put cheese on Corn Flakes if I could "

What's stopping you ,you weirdo ?
social norms and fear of persecution?

oceanview

1,512 posts

132 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Latest ad for PlusNet, with the younger Peter Kay lookalike.

Now the tt is singing (sort of) . I want to kill him.

Also, every other advert seems to be for women who are literally pissing themselves every time they sneeze/laugh/dance.

WTF!! Sounds like one big cockup (excuse the pun) design fault! Cant McLaren, Samsung or someone sort it out for them!

FourWheelDrift

88,628 posts

285 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Funeral adverts, the original ambulance chasing profession cropping up everywhere now. Especially creepy mullet man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY_KaCqd4BQ

Zad

12,710 posts

237 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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DrDeAtH said:
Corsa = very council. They look very council to me....
No doubt they aspire to owning a Zafira.

swisstoni

17,080 posts

280 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Lotto ad currently on the radio;

Basically a man is saying that if he won the lottery he would buy his friend a ‘kebab shop and a kebab van’ His friend has a ‘lovely beard’ apparently.

To me this is a hilarious insight into how the current crop of ad industry ‘creatives’ view how ordinary people (in this case cuddly Asians) might think.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Purple Bricks.

The current ad with the puppy and candles is atrocious.

belleair302

6,853 posts

208 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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KFC Radio ads. Hate the 'Street' accent, hate the product even more but yoof culture at its worst. Closely followed by the Oasis soft drink rap.....all about inclusiveness. Utter rubbish.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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I love this thread - so much pointless, life shortening rage ...

swisstoni

17,080 posts

280 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Vocal Minority said:
I love this thread - so much pointless, life shortening rage ...
You can fk off as well. hehe

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Vocal Minority said:
I love this thread - so much pointless, life shortening rage ...
No rage sufficient to satisfy the title but just enough to hate some lame ads.

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