Steven Seagal: Lawman

[Dare2Fail]

Is anyone watching this? It is so bad it could be the best thing on TV on a Tuesday night....well, maybe the best thing on TV at 8pm on a Tuesday night....that's on CIHD.

For those that haven't heard of it, the premise is:-

Steven Seagal (yes, that Steven Seagal) has actually been a real, live Police Officer in Louisiana for the last 20 years. He kept this private until now. Cynics will assume that this is a result of his movie career drying up and his continuing belief that ponytails should be seen on TVs across the globe.

So, if you are bored, or drunk, turn to CI and enjoy the car-crash TV that is Steven Seagal:Lawman.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

dammit. don't tell me i missed it.


When is the repeat?


This has got to be the best thing on TV!!!

[freecar]

I've watched a load of episode already and it's really good. Seagal actually seems to know what he is doing half the time which surprised me! I watched him save some dudes life who was pulled over. Guy leans under seat and tells oficer "I have a gun" Seagal reaches into car, grabs matey by scruff of neck and removes him from vehicle through the window! Guy was only reaching for his floor mat as it was stuck under his pedal! Gun was in glovebox all along!!!

Good stuff!

[stew-S160]

watched the first episode. Seagal is an EXCELLENT marksman. calm. cool. awesome.

[Oakey]

I'm pretty sure that Seagal hasn't had a pony tail for over 10 years now.

[snowy slopes]

And here i was thinking this was about his new film

[y2blade]

stew-S160 said:

watched the first episode. Seagal is an EXCELLENT marksman. calm. cool. awesome.

seriously?

I have got to set the Sky+ for this show

[PaulHogan]

I quite enjoyed it. (And whilst not without sin myself...) he seems to have eaten all the pies

[y2blade]

sky+ set for both shows tomorrow night

I did not know ANYTHING about Steven Seagals police job, I'm looking forward to seeing this now

cheers all

Edited by y2blade on Thursday 14th January 20:58

[zapbrannigan]

I saw the first episode of this, and it's not that bad! Seagal is an excellent marksman. I'll have to Sky+ it

[T89 Callan]

Damn I don't have Sky!

A mate was telling me about this in the pub last week. everytime he tried to describe it he just curled up laughing uncontrollably.

[wy906]

T89 Callan said:

Damn I don't have Sky!

I have Sky but not this channel

[ErnestM]

You could form a drinking game for every time he says...

"As a mster of the martial arts..."

[g00n3r]

I found myself morbidly drawn to this as well, it's so bad that it's actually quite good.

[freecar]

to those who missed it or don't have sky+ you can catch an episode synopsis (and possibly links to streams!) at sidereel dot com.

[KANEIT]

Steven Seagal = Jimbeaux.

[oobster]

There are two episodes on Sky Channel 156 (Bio) tonight at 7pm.

[y2blade]

watching it now

[dave_s13]

He is worryingly fat as feck though isn't he.

On my celeb death list for sure.

[Pesty]

stew-S160 said:

watched the first episode. Seagal is an EXCELLENT marksman. calm. cool. awesome.

He supposedly is.

Is that taking the piss because he can't shoot for st or is that what one of the other sherifs or whatever said?


for some background reading on Segal and pistol shooting.

http://www.tusseycustom.com/articlecustompistolsss...