Christine Bleakley's Basic Instinct moment...

Christine Bleakley's Basic Instinct moment...

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PeteG

4,267 posts

211 months

Monday 3rd May 2010
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T89 Callan said:
To the OP:

You do realise that the internet that you are using RIGHT NOW has a near infinate amount of porn on it?

Everything you could ever want/need/crave/become addicted to is right HERE!

Why you are getting hot and bothered over a flash of a shadow between a reasonable birds legs is a little beond me.
The sexual satisfaction is directly related to the effort put in - you'd be a lot happier pulling Hayley Williams after weeks of effort, dating and the like (not stalking, that's slightly different), than you would be if you went out on "grab-a-granny" night at the local hostelry.

Hence we, as men, will spend hours freezeframing to grab a glimpse of Bleaky's knickers, when the internet is chock-full of porn stars and people who are naked, posing, and inserting, in a mere click or two.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

193 months

Monday 3rd May 2010
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PeteG said:
T89 Callan said:
To the OP:

You do realise that the internet that you are using RIGHT NOW has a near infinate amount of porn on it?

Everything you could ever want/need/crave/become addicted to is right HERE!

Why you are getting hot and bothered over a flash of a shadow between a reasonable birds legs is a little beond me.
The sexual satisfaction is directly related to the effort put in - you'd be a lot happier pulling Hayley Williams after weeks of effort, dating and the like (not stalking, that's slightly different), than you would be if you went out on "grab-a-granny" night at the local hostelry.

Hence we, as men, will spend hours freezeframing to grab a glimpse of Bleaky's knickers, when the internet is chock-full of porn stars and people who are naked, posing, and inserting, in a mere click or two.
Not the same thing at all.

Pictures are just pictures. Hayley Williams (I assume you mean of Paramore) is a goddess and not exactly a grab a granny.... although if I pulled Hayley Williams at a grab a granny night that would be even better.

PeteG

4,267 posts

211 months

Monday 3rd May 2010
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T89 Callan said:
Pictures are just pictures. Hayley Williams (I assume you mean of Paramore) is a goddess and not exactly a grab a granny.... although if I pulled Hayley Williams at a grab a granny night that would be even better.
My point was not to age Ms Williams by 30 years, but to say that it's easier to pull a random slapper than it is to pull someone like her... and you get a bigger thrill at the end of it. (In theory, I've never met HW)