Wormwood Scrubs 10/5 ITV 21.00

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Mr E Driver

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Monday 10th May 2010
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Wormwood Scrubs
Monday 10 May
9:00pm - 10:00pm
ITV1 London
1/2

There are plenty of ugly moments in this fly-on-the-cell-wall look at one of Europe's biggest prisons. You'll need an iron constitution not to flinch when we're shown inmates' improvised weapons, including a toothbrush with razor blades instead of bristles. But the biggest shock is how compassionate the warders seem. On a scale drawn from Porridge, they come across as more Mr Barrowclough than Mr Mackay. In one scene a female warder gives a "poor coper" who has been self-harming a firm ticking off followed by a touching maternal hug. The warders' polite jargon is endearing, too: demonstrating a chairshaped metal detector, one explains, "This will indicate if the prisoner has secreted anything about his person." In other words, if he has hidden a mobile phone where the sun doesn't shine. It turns out he has.

Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham

Rach*

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217 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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I'm watching, shocking, these people are so alien to my innocent little mind yikes


Dishy officers though, yum yum

Sheets Tabuer

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216 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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Rach* said:
Dishy officers though, yum yum
Have you been to spec...

Oh wait you're a girl.

My sister was a prison officer (she may still be, not seen her for 2 years hehe) in a womans prison, some of the things she would describe about the dirty buggers was unreal.

Gun

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219 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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Blimey, it's nothing like Porridge is it!

Why don't they have a laughing gas supply going into each cell, then when they start kicking off they can just gas the chamber hehe

Rach*

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217 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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Is the opera recital making you think of Shawshank?

y2blade

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216 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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jeeeesus how do you get a mobile phone up your arse?

Digby

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247 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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Mr E Driver said:
Wormwood Scrubs
Monday 10 May
9:00pm - 10:00pm
ITV1 London
1/2

"This will indicate if the prisoner has secreted anything about his person." In other words, if he has hidden a mobile phone where the sun doesn't shine. It turns out he has.

Radio Times reviewer - Alison Graham
Ahh, the O Poo network.

Mr E Driver

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Monday 10th May 2010
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One of the warders said she has known them to get a 'Blackberry' up there, some big arseoles in prison eh?

Gun

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Monday 10th May 2010
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I think some of these people really should be euthanised!

baldy1926

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201 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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how much is 9mm slug compared to keeping some of them in prison

Urik Hunt

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211 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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I am beside myself with anger at the blonde warden, whose greeting to the self harmer was "Are you stupid, you are selfish etc etc"...... WTF!

Mr E Driver

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Monday 10th May 2010
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^what would you have said to him?

Sheets Tabuer

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216 months

Monday 10th May 2010
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underneath, not on the top of your forearm you pathetic gimp, your doing the adult equivalent of stamping your feet in the supermarket you fecking child.

Bet I don't get the job hehe

kenny Chim 4

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259 months

Tuesday 11th May 2010
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Mr E Driver said:
One of the warders said she has known them to get a 'Blackberry' up there, some big arseoles in prison eh?
Why don't the prison authorities just put in place a mobile signal blocker covering each block?
This would immediately reduce the influence that those inside have on those outside..or is that too obvious under a socialist government?

dudleybloke

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Tuesday 11th May 2010
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y2blade said:
jeeeesus how do you get a mobile phone up your arse?
its a lot easyer than in the 1980's! :-)

Trevor Hill

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182 months

Tuesday 11th May 2010
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kenny Chim 4 said:
Mr E Driver said:
One of the warders said she has known them to get a 'Blackberry' up there, some big arseoles in prison eh?
Why don't the prison authorities just put in place a mobile signal blocker covering each block?
This would immediately reduce the influence that those inside have on those outside..or is that too obvious under a socialist government?
How would they get the drugs in then?

Mr E Driver

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Tuesday 11th May 2010
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Maybe the phones the warders use are on the same frequency that are used by prisoners phones?

Rach*

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Tuesday 11th May 2010
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Is it on again next week?

Mr E Driver

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Tuesday 11th May 2010
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Yes it is Rach...

Monday 17 May
9:00pm - 10:00pm
ITV1 London
2/2

A compelling and candid look at life behind the locked doors of one of Europe's largest prisons.
Given unprecedented access to the London jail, this two-part documentary follows the frenetic lives of inmates and prison officers who make up this complex, noisy and disturbed community and includes powerful accounts from them on the emotional turmoil, frustration and anger felt inside.
This second episode focuses on what life is like for the prisoners at Christmas, when they miss their families most.

10JH

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195 months

Tuesday 11th May 2010
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I thought it was pretty interesting, shows how much time and attention has to be devoted to a few troublemakers.

I though the female warden came accross very well, she came across as actually caring what happens to the prisoners.

I agree the mobile phone blocker would be a good idea, why can't they do that? Couldn't they also get a sniffer dog to check all the mail that comes in, surely it wouldn't cost them that much to train/keep it just for prison use?