ITV, shower of shite

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Gun

13,431 posts

219 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Don't worry, ITVs flagship show is back next weekend, X Factor cry

They really don't show anything that's worth watching at the moment.

Edited by Gun on Monday 16th August 07:44

gtidriver

3,354 posts

188 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Let's not forget prisoner cell block h,the show that was never in the same slot for more than a few weeks and then it would be taken off to watch reruns of snooker from the previous day...

lets just thank god that itv lost the rights to televise the f1. Sooner they lose all other live sports the better.

Oh great Xcrement factor is back...

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Smart Mart said:
They also used to do...
....
Their local news budget seems to have disappeared and where I used to live (Somerset), they have just one region now showing news from Bristol / Bath right down to Cornwall. Why they think someone from Truro would be interested in what is happening in Avonmouth beats me... scratchchin
I agree with that one. 'Closer to home..' I think is their tag line.
Living on the east coast I hear news from everywhere from Corby to Cambridge to Southend and even Oxford(?) but as for local news... confused
I know the local news was a bit boring 'Tin falls off shelf' or whatever. But it had a more homely and friendlier feeling to it.

Really, I only watch it now for Amanda Houston cloud9lick



MiniMan64 said:
We were watching the Matrix Revoutions last night and without fail every single advert break was inserted slap bang in the middle of a piece of dialoge, how hard is it to put an advert break into a film?
I am beginning to think that it is automated with the break appearing at a set time regardless of programme content.

Edited by Morningside on Monday 16th August 14:05

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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ITV? LCD TV IMO.

DavesFlaps

679 posts

192 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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and


Tales of the Unexpected
Hammer House of Horror
Pipkins
Animal Kwackers

Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Almost as bad as FILM4....

...which is my choice of sttest channel.

A channel dedictated to films, which repeats the same ste over and over.

It's got to the point where me and the wife can play guess the 9pm film and get it right quite often.

The Day After Tomorrow
The Beach
The Family Stone
Just Married
School of Rock

Over and over.

I mean, I like Saving Private Ryan but it was the 9pm film on Tuesday and Sunday!

Get some new stuff!!

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

251 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Rude-boy said:
ITV? LCD TV IMO.
WTF?

Silverbullet767

10,714 posts

207 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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muppetdave said:
That said I am looking forward to Lucy Verasamy's move to do the weather soon...
ears

What!!

Don't tell me she's leaving Sky News, she's the only reason I get up (pun intended) in the morning. She's even more glorious in HD

cloud9

Sheets Tabuer

18,991 posts

216 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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ITV local news is just as bad around here, when the headlines come up you can hear "a man with a knife is walking around town" Oh god I think and just as I'm about to phone my mother to tell her to avoid town they say "police in wrexham are looking for a man with a knife" wrexham, sodding wrexham is 90 fecking miles away you tards.

Oh and lucy is mine, she mouths words to me as she presents the weather hehe

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Man-At-Arms said:
and

You've Been Framed


getmecoat
That was where its tight fistedness started.

MiniMan64

16,945 posts

191 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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Morningside said:
MiniMan64 said:
We were watching the Matrix Revoutions last night and without fail every single advert break was inserted slap bang in the middle of a piece of dialoge, how hard is it to put an advert break into a film?
I am beginning to think that it is automated with the break appearing at a set time regardless of programme content.

Edited by Morningside on Monday 16th August 14:05
That just might be true, I know small children who could edit in the breaks better.

I notice ITV are at it again this week, last weeks evening films on ITV2 were the Matrix trilogy as above.

Guess what this weeks films are?

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 16th August 2010
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MiniMan64 said:
Morningside said:
MiniMan64 said:
We were watching the Matrix Revoutions last night and without fail every single advert break was inserted slap bang in the middle of a piece of dialoge, how hard is it to put an advert break into a film?
I am beginning to think that it is automated with the break appearing at a set time regardless of programme content.

Edited by Morningside on Monday 16th August 14:05
That just might be true, I know small children who could edit in the breaks better.

I notice ITV are at it again this week, last weeks evening films on ITV2 were the Matrix trilogy as above.

Guess what this weeks films are?
I believe The Matrix is on? In fact I remembered this thread from reading it earlier. After visiting the kebab shop and reading the 'what on' guide I had to check the date twice and thought 'hang on, that was on last week' laugh

You know, that classic line from Nobody Home - Pink Floyd rings so true:
"Got thirteen channels of st on the TV to choose from"

More choice my arse! Its all recycled crap.

JagLover

42,461 posts

236 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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Apart from the Champions league and a very occassional look at the news i'm struggling to think of anything i've watched on ITV for the last few years.


Raify

6,552 posts

249 months

Sunday 22nd August 2010
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So that was The Man with the Golden Gun two weekends in a row.

Who wants to bet that The Spy Who Loved Me will be on next weekend?

Matt..

3,603 posts

190 months

Sunday 22nd August 2010
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You should all just remove ITV from your TV. I did this once the F1 went to BBC as that's the only thing i've really watched on the channel over the last ~5yrs!

Derek Smith

45,736 posts

249 months

Sunday 22nd August 2010
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The ITV coverage of the elections was the best by far out of the BBC and (of course) Sky.

When you consider that ITV if free, the service it provides is superb. If you watch Sky News and then try ITN you will realise the evils of Fox. Limitations are placed on ITV that are not on Sky. Can't think why. I mean it is not as if Murdoch throws money and this newspapers at whichever political party he thinks will get in.

ITN provides a balance to BBC news and Sky's. It provides a balance as well come to that.

ITV has had to go through massive budget cuts and still are. If the recession gets worse they cuts will increase. The BBC, with their income nicely guaranteed, thank-you very much, comes up with The Deep.

I've got Sky and I always get the Radio Times each week and look through what's on ITV. Some of their factual programmes are excellent.

Whilst they repeat films I believe that Sky does as well.

The problem with ITV is the political control. Take off the restrictions and the requirements and they'd be able to provide what the viewer wants.

Raify

6,552 posts

249 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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hehe

The spy who loved me 13:30 ITV1

MiniMan64

16,945 posts

191 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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ITV Thursday night - Goldeneye

ITV2 Friday night - Goldeneye

rolleyes

Eric Mc

122,071 posts

266 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Derek Smith said:
The ITV coverage of the elections was the best by far out of the BBC and (of course) Sky.

When you consider that ITV if free, the service it provides is superb. If you watch Sky News and then try ITN you will realise the evils of Fox. Limitations are placed on ITV that are not on Sky. Can't think why. I mean it is not as if Murdoch throws money and this newspapers at whichever political party he thinks will get in.

ITN provides a balance to BBC news and Sky's. It provides a balance as well come to that.

ITV has had to go through massive budget cuts and still are. If the recession gets worse they cuts will increase. The BBC, with their income nicely guaranteed, thank-you very much, comes up with The Deep.

I've got Sky and I always get the Radio Times each week and look through what's on ITV. Some of their factual programmes are excellent.

Whilst they repeat films I believe that Sky does as well.

The problem with ITV is the political control. Take off the restrictions and the requirements and they'd be able to provide what the viewer wants.
I think "providing what the viewer wants" is why it is fading fast.

ITV's output compared to the 70s and 80s is truly dire.

People need to remember that the ITV we have today is a very different entity to what it was 20 plus years ago. It wasn't a single chanel back then and the regional stations had massive independence from any central controlling authority. ITV was so fragmnented in those days it hardly ever referred to itself as ITV.

Man-At-Arms

5,907 posts

180 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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MiniMan64 said:
ITV Thursday night - Goldeneye

ITV2 Friday night - Goldeneye

rolleyes
Tomorrow Never Dies & World is Not Enough on after each other last night

and their repeat times are . . . . . .