bloody eastenders

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The real Apache

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39,731 posts

285 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Isn't it just st, depressing, dismal, spiteful, miserable st, if I was the sort to make new year resolutions mine would be to wean the other half off this offensive and morbid crap. The fker who writes this dreary crap must be right charmer, the sort who'd pull the wings off flies as a kid and kicks puppies, this is his way of making the rest the UK as miserable as he is.........the , even on the rare occasion something decent happens to any of the poor bds you can bet your arse it's gonna go tits up rapid style

Jasandjules

69,927 posts

230 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Have you only just noticed?


Dogwatch

6,230 posts

223 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Keeps them occupied (I was going to say 'happy' but not really the case) so I can do important things like PH and surfing, in peace.

Should be illegal to screen it on a Saturday night though, what's wrong with weekdays? smile

NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

252 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Banned in our house! biggrin

Pigeon

18,535 posts

247 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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I agree entirely o webserver-named one. The problem is that humans are such weird-assed lunatics. I once commented to someone that I never watch Eastenders because it's tedious, depressing ste full of thick people bhing and whining about stupid things. His response was "but that's what it's like"... Well if that's what it's like for you mate I'm bloody glad I'm me.

Same with Hollyoaks, I ended up watching that once after going round to visit a mate who turned out not to be in. His daughter let me in to wait for him and she was watching it. It consisted of nothing but a procession of complete aholes whose only criterion in choosing a gf/bf was how impressive they would be as a trophy to show off to all the other aholes. So after a while I said to her "The thing about this programme is that everyone on it is such a complete tt", to which she replied "Yeah... but... well that's why I like it really". So I just shut up and sat there until my mate got back.

y2blade

56,127 posts

216 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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turn the tv over then rolleyes

The real Apache

Original Poster:

39,731 posts

285 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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y2blade said:
turn the tv over then rolleyes
oh you beauty!......wait, do you really think that'd work?

y2blade

56,127 posts

216 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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The real Apache said:
y2blade said:
turn the tv over then rolleyes
oh you beauty!......wait, do you really think that'd work?
yep

HoHoHo

14,987 posts

251 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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There are a number of things banned on my TV (or any TV's in the house)

Boy George
Tony Blair (or Neil Kinnock)
Eastenders

I have never understood what the public find interesting or entertaining about people shouting at each other and such miserable dreary st.

Banned, banned, banned.

y2blade

56,127 posts

216 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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HoHoHo said:
There are a number of things banned on my TV (or any TV's in the house)

Boy George
Tony Blair (or Neil Kinnock)
Eastenders

I have never understood what the public find interesting or entertaining about people shouting at each other and such miserable dreary st.

Banned, banned, banned.
amen brother HoHoHo

General Price

5,255 posts

184 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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HoHoHo said:
Neil Kinnock
Banned, banned, banned.
Poor old Kinnock.

I remember thinking my Grandads tv was broke because everytime Kinnock appeared the sound was muted.biggrin

deevlash

10,442 posts

238 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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General Price said:
HoHoHo said:
Neil Kinnock
Banned, banned, banned.
Poor old Kinnock.

I remember thinking my Grandads tv was broke because everytime Kinnock appeared the sound was muted.biggrin
did he do the voice like for Gerry Adams?

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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Shark, well and truely jumped.

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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y2blade said:
turn the tv over then rolleyes
Tried it - they just look Australian then.

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Saturday 1st January 2011
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marshalla said:
y2blade said:
turn the tv over then rolleyes
Tried it - they just look Australian then.
laugh

NoNeed

15,137 posts

201 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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The real Apache said:
Isn't it just st, depressing, dismal, spiteful, miserable st, if I was the sort to make new year resolutions mine would be to wean the other half off this offensive and morbid crap. The fker who writes this dreary crap must be right charmer, the sort who'd pull the wings off flies as a kid and kicks puppies, this is his way of making the rest the UK as miserable as he is.........the , even on the rare occasion something decent happens to any of the poor bds you can bet your arse it's gonna go tits up rapid style
Don't watch the crap myself, but tonights episode has seriously upset my OH.

Black can man

31,841 posts

169 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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NoNeed said:
The real Apache said:
Isn't it just st, depressing, dismal, spiteful, miserable st, if I was the sort to make new year resolutions mine would be to wean the other half off this offensive and morbid crap. The fker who writes this dreary crap must be right charmer, the sort who'd pull the wings off flies as a kid and kicks puppies, this is his way of making the rest the UK as miserable as he is.........the , even on the rare occasion something decent happens to any of the poor bds you can bet your arse it's gonna go tits up rapid style
Don't watch the crap myself, but tonights episode has seriously upset my OH.
I can't stand it either , but even an eastender addict like my mrs was was upset about it last night ,

I caught about 5 mins of it & they were all drunk , or was that the poor acting ? scratchchin

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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I find eastenders amazing

Every single colour on the screen is a shade of grey.

Jasandjules

69,927 posts

230 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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HoHoHo said:
I have never understood what the public find interesting or entertaining about people shouting at each other and such miserable dreary st.
I actually think it's because the people on there have such s***e lives that people watching look at their own miserable existence and say, well, we are not that bad......

jonnylarge

295 posts

170 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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Pigeon said:
Same with Hollyoaks, I ended up watching that once after going round to visit a mate who turned out not to be in. His daughter let me in to wait for him and she was watching it. It consisted of nothing but a procession of complete aholes whose only criterion in choosing a gf/bf was how impressive they would be as a trophy to show off to all the other aholes. So after a while I said to her "The thing about this programme is that everyone on it is such a complete tt", to which she replied "Yeah... but... well that's why I like it really". So I just shut up and sat there until my mate got back.
Call me naive, but I watch Hollyoaks for the skirt.