The battle to save Britains fattest man

The battle to save Britains fattest man

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greygoose

8,269 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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4988cc said:
Or just cull them obviously rolleyes

It would give the Japanese whalers something to doscratchchin.

Jasandjules

69,933 posts

230 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
Got me thinking. Two things:

1) Why do people on whom these uber-fatties are dependent keep on feeding them? What good is it doing?

2) If they stopped eating, literally stopped, and only drunk water, would this do them any harm in the short term?

On the basis they're too fat to make it to the fridge what's to lose?
Strange minds think alike. We ask the exact same questions.

Who the hell keeps bringing them food!?!?!? Or, if not stopping bringing them food, just bring them healthy food.

interloper

2,747 posts

256 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Got me thinking. Two things:

1) Why do people on whom these uber-fatties are dependent keep on feeding them? What good is it doing?

2) If they stopped eating, literally stopped, and only drunk water, would this do them any harm in the short term?

On the basis they're too fat to make it to the fridge what's to lose?
Strange minds think alike. We ask the exact same questions.

Who the hell keeps bringing them food!?!?!? Or, if not stopping bringing them food, just bring them healthy food.
I read an article on this case, the bloke in question was being looked after by his mum. Quite often he was getting three takeaway meals a night. You would think she would have put her foot down and refused to pay out for his stupid demands? But no she just fed him up until he was unable to move, weird behaviour.

toasty

7,487 posts

221 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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Force them to do sumo.

pits

6,429 posts

191 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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dougc said:
Heavylift!!!

Ah the only time a Chinook looks like a frigging ant compared to any other helichopter

michaelfenton

235 posts

163 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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hidetheelephants said:
Taita said:
Jesus is that a Chinook on the bottom? WTF is that thing.
Mil 26 I think

ETA It is

Edited by hidetheelephants on Sunday 2nd January 23:45
Good god, I love Russia. First the Antonov, then this? Whet next!

FourWheelDrift

88,555 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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Where does he get the money from to pay for everything, especially the food?

I didn't think being overweight was a disability requiring government handouts, or is it?

Rocksteadyeddie

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7,971 posts

228 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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FourWheelDrift said:
Where does he get the money from to pay for everything, especially the food?

I didn't think being overweight was a disability requiring government handouts, or is it?
I have no idea

I fear you may be very much mistaken.

4988cc

25,867 posts

207 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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FourWheelDrift said:
Where does he get the money from to pay for everything, especially the food?

I didn't think being overweight was a disability requiring government handouts, or is it?
Do you reckon he can "walk 100 yards without severe discomfort"? That's Incapacity Benefit and might possibly make him eligible for the Higher Rate Mobility Component of Disability Living Allowance (which is the one that means he could be entitled to a "free" car under the Motability Scheme), plus if he needs help with "personal care" such as getting dressed, going to the loo, coking meals etc, then there are Carer's Allowances and so on.

Assuming he doesn't work as a result of being immobile, there's Jobskeekers' Allowance or alternatively Disability Living Allowance. As that's not much to live on, chuck in some Income Support. If he lives in rented accomodation and as a result of not being able to work, can't pay the rent, then Housing Benefit pays that, Council Tax Benefit pays that bill...

...etc.

And that's how we ride the Gravy Train biggrin

BoRED S2upid

19,714 posts

241 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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FourWheelDrift said:
Where does he get the money from to pay for everything, especially the food?

I didn't think being overweight was a disability requiring government handouts, or is it?
Where do you think? He can't walk, lift himself up, feed himself. The cost to care for him, feed him clothe him costs us the tax payer £100k every year.

Man the harpoons!

teapea

693 posts

187 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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So how does he take a dump? I don't get it

Rocksteadyeddie

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7,971 posts

228 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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teapea said:
So how does he take a dump? I don't get it
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sts himself. And they change his nappy.

BoRED S2upid

19,714 posts

241 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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teapea said:
So how does he take a dump? I don't get it
In the bed, which he hasn't moved from in 8 YEARS and the carers have to mop it up!

BoRED S2upid

19,714 posts

241 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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Only a 50% chance he will survive I bet he does garanteed and we will still have to foot the bill for years to come.

teapea

693 posts

187 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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That's what I thought, it's not like he can even go in a pot or anything as all the fats in the way! I don't think I could do that job!

Rocksteadyeddie

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7,971 posts

228 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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And he wants to stop bubbling every two bleedin' minutes

dougc

8,240 posts

266 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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michaelfenton said:
hidetheelephants said:
Taita said:
Jesus is that a Chinook on the bottom? WTF is that thing.
Mil 26 I think

ETA It is

Edited by hidetheelephants on Sunday 2nd January 23:45
Good god, I love Russia. First the Antonov, then this? Whet next!
Why the V-12 of course!


4988cc

25,867 posts

207 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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michaelfenton said:
Good god, I love Russia. First the Antonov, then this? Whet next!
Google "Ekranoplan". Wonderfully mad things.

pano amo

814 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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Or888t said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Got me thinking. Two things:

1) Why do people on whom these uber-fatties are dependent keep on feeding them? What good is it doing?

2) If they stopped eating, literally stopped, and only drunk water, would this do them any harm in the short term?

On the basis they're too fat to make it to the fridge what's to lose?
I heard i while ago , i scientist, did a experiment with a servearly obbese person; and only gave them water, no food what so ever, for 1 year 1 month.
The scientist also said that the average person could also survive without food - only water- for two months.
yikes
Genuinly can not longer remember where i got that from though... boxedin

Btw, what made you ask? Is there a program on it at the momment or something?
Seriously (and I mean this sincerely), you need to work on your spelling and grammar. That's one of the worst posts I've seen.

thatone1967

4,193 posts

192 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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pano amo said:
Or888t said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
Got me thinking. Two things:

1) Why do people on whom these uber-fatties are dependent keep on feeding them? What good is it doing?

2) If they stopped eating, literally stopped, and only drunk water, would this do them any harm in the short term?

On the basis they're too fat to make it to the fridge what's to lose?
I heard i while ago , i scientist, did a experiment with a severely obese person; and only gave them water, no food what so ever, for 1 year 1 month.
The scientist also said that the average person could also survive without food - only water- for two months.
yikes
Genuinely can not longer remember where i got that from though... boxedin

Btw, what made you ask? Is there a program on it at the moment or something?
Seriously (and I mean this sincerely), you need to work on your spelling and grammar. That's one of the worst posts I've seen.
Have corrected some of the mistakes... was doing my head in!

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