Bad Films I watched this weekend
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james_tigerwoods said:
Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.
The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
the sad thing is I can still only 'hear' that in songThe "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
irocfan said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.
The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
the sad thing is I can still only 'hear' that in songThe "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
Yes. It was.
james_tigerwoods said:
Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.
The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson together? One of Bill Hicks' favourite movies, that would have been...The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
Halmyre said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.
The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson together? One of Bill Hicks' favourite movies, that would have been...The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:
"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"
I turned over at that
Staring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, quoting each others song lyrics!!!!
How could that be anything less than awesome?
SpudLink said:
A film called "Mega Python v Gateroid"!!
Staring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, quoting each others song lyrics!!!!
How could that be anything less than awesome?
It was wayyyyyyy less than awesome.Staring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, quoting each others song lyrics!!!!
How could that be anything less than awesome?
Camp and ridiculous - awesome? No. There was a scene where the extras were shooting at snakes and gators. In no apparent direction. On the plus side, they mostly died...
Sex Tape.
Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...
I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.
Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...
I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.
Funk said:
Sex Tape.
Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...
I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.
I walked out at halfway point, how anyone thought it was a good idea to make this baffles me.Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...
I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.
Got suckered in to buying the DVD of Looters, Tooters and Sawn-Off Shooters.
Was expecting British gangster noir and instead got stilted dialog, abysmal acting, lousy pace, dis-joined story and poor editing. Probably one of the worst films I've ever watched.
Was expecting British gangster noir and instead got stilted dialog, abysmal acting, lousy pace, dis-joined story and poor editing. Probably one of the worst films I've ever watched.
Edited by Martin4x4 on Monday 6th October 07:12
james_tigerwoods said:
Had to love the "CGI"
Tiffany was, at least, rack-tastic - The fight scene between her and Debbie Gibson was entertaining...
fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8Tiffany was, at least, rack-tastic - The fight scene between her and Debbie Gibson was entertaining...
Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.
Funk said:
fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8
Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.
It's made by The Asylum, who quickly make films that always recoup their tiny initial budgets. So actually I'd say they're rather clever Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.
http://www.wired.com/2013/07/asylum-business-boom/
Negative Creep said:
Funk said:
fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8
Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.
It's made by The Asylum, who quickly make films that always recoup their tiny initial budgets. So actually I'd say they're rather clever Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.
http://www.wired.com/2013/07/asylum-business-boom/
Tiffany's line: "I think... we're alone now."
Edited by ajprice on Sunday 5th October 20:18
Edited by ajprice on Monday 6th October 12:04
After not seeing the end of that I watched Attack of the Sabretooth. Think Jurassic Park with Sabretooth tigers, now think of something much much cheaper and worse than that. No spoilers, but the cgi in the ending was worthy of this https://www.youtube.com/user/Really3D?app=desktop. You'll know what I mean when you see it, it really was awful.
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