Bloke complains about fish in a harbour

Bloke complains about fish in a harbour

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rolando

2,155 posts

156 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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Holy mackerel! Taking care not to rock the boat, I hope that Mr Copp has been trawling the internet and gets the drift of what people have to say about his attitude to fishing. I cod get up on my perch and explain to this gentleman the scale of his idiocy.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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rolando said:
Holy mackerel! Taking care not to rock the boat, I hope that Mr Copp has been trawling the internet and gets the drift of what people have to say about his attitude to fishing. I cod get up on my perch and explain to this gentleman the scale of his idiocy.
Have you Fin ished?

rolando

2,155 posts

156 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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odyssey2200 said:
rolando said:
Holy mackerel! Taking care not to rock the boat, I hope that Mr Copp has been trawling the internet and gets the drift of what people have to say about his attitude to fishing. I cod get up on my perch and explain to this gentleman the scale of his idiocy.
Have you Fin ished?
Yes, that was the tail end of my post.

Tartare

Edited for spelling


Edited by rolando on Wednesday 7th September 07:33

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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Zod said:
thinfourth2 said:
Bloody townies

The case for building a big wall around london grows stronger every day


But some folk don't know you have to kill pigs before you get pork
Where in the article does it say that he comes from London?

Some of us Londoners (brought up in Yorkshire) take our kids into the country in Spring to show them the lovely lambs that they so enjoy eating for Sunday dinner.
Bet you a fiver he does.

rolando

2,155 posts

156 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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Johnnytheboy said:
Bet you a fiver he does.
I'll put my sick squid on it.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

255 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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Next weeks trip to an abattoir for mr Copp and his two preciouces isnt going to end well then is it... biggrin

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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rolando said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Bet you a fiver he does.
I'll put my sick squid on it.
We'll skate over that part.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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RobDickinson said:
Next weeks trip to an abattoir for mr Copp and his two preciouces isnt going to end well then is it... biggrin
I'm sure he is entirely aware that fish are caught in boats.

I suspect his objection is to people doing actual jobs in the West Country, when everyone knows it's just somewhere to take your family on holiday to.

Fishing should only take place in less aesthetically pleasing seaside locations, for example Humberside.

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nonplussed

3,338 posts

230 months

Tuesday 6th September 2011
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The Excession said:
...to get his haddock salmoned?
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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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nonplussed said:
The Excession said:
...to get his haddock salmoned?
clap
Top punnage!

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

212 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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thinfourth2 said:
Bloody townies

The case for building a big wall around london grows stronger every day


But some folk don't know you have to kill pigs before you get pork
At 4 I heard about a horse being sent to be turned into dog food and realised from there that meat is made of animals.

I promptly went, and remain, vegetarian.

People have no business eating what they don't understand.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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BlackVanDyke said:
People have no business eating what they don't understand.
On what level? I have a fair grasp of animal husbandry and even some knowledge of selective breeding but when it get down to cytology, neurology and the like I'm a bit of a dunce.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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BlackVanDyke said:
At 4 I heard about a horse being sent to be turned into dog food and realised from there that meat is made of animals.

I promptly went, and remain, vegetarian.

People have no business eating what they don't understand.
Completely agree

Which is why i am perfectly happy eating animals as i know those cute fluffy things running around the cousins croft in Shetland make the most fantastic lamb chops

Frog Dog

30,328 posts

161 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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This chap should make his kids watch that BBC program called Kill it, Cook it, Eat it. Proper eye opener!

audidoody

8,597 posts

257 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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He was lucky he wasn't battered

AAGR

918 posts

162 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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I live in a village close to the sea in Dorset.

Down here, we sometimes get visitors/tourists contacting the local newspaper to complain about the noise made first thing in the morning by the sea gulls. 'Something should be done to keep them quiet', they say ....

Similar people, BTW, retire down here, then start complaining about mooing cows, cocks crowing, and about church bells ....


rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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Now everyone has had a laugh at the chap's expense it's perhaps time to point out that if seafood smells fishy then it has probably been left rotting - so fair enough to complain.

Fresh fish does not smell fishy, it smells of the sea. Fish that smell fishy are at best, well past their best, or at worst, off. Crustaceans are generally alive when brought ashore, so again if dead or stinking are probably off.

sharpfocus

13,812 posts

192 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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What was he doing angling trout flounder harbour for then?

AAGR

918 posts

162 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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AAGR said:
I live in a village close to the sea in Dorset.

Down here, we sometimes get visitors/tourists contacting the local newspaper to complain about the noise made first thing in the morning by the sea gulls. 'Something should be done to keep them quiet', they say ....

Similar people, BTW, retire down here, then start complaining about mooing cows, cocks crowing, and about church bells ....
Oh, and I had forgotten - some people object to having to drive their cars down country lanes which usually have cow pats all over them. 'That could damage my car's paintwork', they say ....

And as for slowing down for horses ....

Timmy35

12,915 posts

199 months

Wednesday 7th September 2011
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rhinochopig said:
Now everyone has had a laugh at the chap's expense it's perhaps time to point out that if seafood smells fishy then it has probably been left rotting - so fair enough to complain.

Fresh fish does not smell fishy, it smells of the sea. Fish that smell fishy are at best, well past their best, or at worst, off. Crustaceans are generally alive when brought ashore, so again if dead or stinking are probably off.
And did it say anywhere that the fish was to be consumed? No. It could well have been waste fish.

As for fish smelling of the sea, you go makeral fishing, after handling the wriggling little buggers straight from the briney you smell your hands, I guarentee they will smell as fishy as a f**k.