Florist not to face murder charge

[audidoody]

Ooo. Punnage. Lovely.

The criminals will find prison isn't a bed of roses. It all stems from their upbringing. Indeed they may even soil their pants once inside. Did Special Branch handle this case. Or is that my fertile imagination?

(Did you seed what I did there?)

[Blib]

Eric Mc said:

(I wish there was a "back pedalling furiously" smiley).

HTH

[Eric Mc]

Blib said:

Eric Mc said:

(I wish there was a "back pedalling furiously" smiley).

HTH

Not bad - although I'm not sure if he is actually back-pedalling.

[Blib]

Eric Mc said:

Blib said:

Eric Mc said:

(I wish there was a "back pedalling furiously" smiley).

HTH

Not bad - although I'm not sure if he is actually back-pedalling.

Maybe he should petal faster?

[Eric Mc]

Leave it aaht....

[matchmaker]

Prof Prolapse said:

hondafanatic said:

Parrot for one please...

At least i hope it is and 'Explain' isn't some weird plant reference I don't know about, therefore, I've been hoisted by my own petard

Hoisted "with" your own petard, you damnable philistine.

[pedant]It should be "hoist with one's own petard" [/pedant]

[hondafanatic]

Prof Prolapse said:

Hoisted "with" your own petard, you damnable philistine.

fk you

[hondafanatic]

matchmaker said:

[pedant]It should be "hoist with one's own petard" [/pedant]

And you

[Prof Prolapse]

hondafanatic said:

Prof Prolapse said:

Hoisted "with" your own petard, you damnable philistine.

fk you

If you were a woman I'd slug you.

[matchmaker]

hondafanatic said:

matchmaker said:

[pedant]It should be "hoist with one's own petard" [/pedant]

And you

Oh, dear, sense of humour failure

[hondafanatic]

matchmaker said:

Oh, dear, sense of humour failure

You can have a parrot as well. I was been as much as a philistine as possible.

[Prof Prolapse]

You "was been"?

[hondafanatic]

Prof Prolapse said:

If you were a woman I'd slug you.

Calm down petal.

best I could do after 14hours of work

[hondafanatic]

Prof Prolapse said:

You "was been"?

I'll blame the iPhone.

[Prof Prolapse]