Collapse of the global financial system.

Collapse of the global financial system.

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Olf

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11,974 posts

219 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Long expected but possibly closer than it's ever been if the Pundits are to be believed. So if the Euro or Dollar were to collapse we keep being told the shower of st will be hghily unpleasant - but what will that actually mean to Joe Bloggs on the street?

Established scare mongering suggests runs on the banks, panic in the streets, empty supermarkets and a general breakdown in society for a few days. Then order will be restored and the global economy re- benchmarked against the Yuan or Dollar or a new currency I suppose, i.e. all the old debt will be written off and the global financial system restarted. And slowly off we go again. That's an optimistic view ignoring the risk of war etc.

But what would this mean for our pensions, savings, jobs, etc.? Should I get a Euro credit card now and rag it in the hope the euro collapses, what cartridge type is best for rioting peasant? Should I screw or nail the marine ply to the windows?

Please post clear and correct answers to these questions and/or scare be with thrilling alternates of doom I hadn't thought of...

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Practice your bartering skills.

Olf

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11,974 posts

219 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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How many potatoes is a 32gb 3g iPad worth post financial cataclysm?

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Olf said:
How many potatoes is a 32gb 3g iPad worth post financial cataclysm?
Gap in the market there, you could start a "bartering app" yes

Olf

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11,974 posts

219 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
Olf said:
How many potatoes is a 32gb 3g iPad worth post financial cataclysm?
Gap in the market there, you could start a "bartering app" yes
I've got a good unit converter already - could just adapt that... type

iTunes will of course remain stable through the financial disaster.

.:ian:.

1,941 posts

204 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Olf said:
How many potatoes is a 32gb 3g iPad worth post financial cataclysm?
You think the new local currency will be ipads? Maybe I will stock up on i-stuff..

roachcoach

3,975 posts

156 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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If it does all go tits up, learn chinese. Quickly.

Olf

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Friday 16th September 2011
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.:ian:. said:
Olf said:
How many potatoes is a 32gb 3g iPad worth post financial cataclysm?
You think the new local currency will be ipads? Maybe I will stock up on i-stuff..
Buy some glass pens for when the power goes off. 21st century slate.

Olf

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Friday 16th September 2011
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roachcoach said:
If it does all go tits up, learn chinese. Quickly.
Having been to China a few times and travelled the world extensively I can honestly say this is a complete waste of time especially when you need to be concentrating on basic foraging. The Chinese are learning English - In fact more Chinese are learning Engrish than English people are learning English. Same everywhere else in the world except maybe the hispanic bits.

minky monkey

1,526 posts

167 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Bring forth the iPotato.

98elise

26,677 posts

162 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Food and water will be currency, guns and bullets will be life insurance.

Its all going to get a bit Mad Max

AJI

5,180 posts

218 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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If the Euro collapses then wouldn't each EuroZone country just simply default back to its sovereign currency?
ie. Germany goes back to Deutch Mark, France back to the Franc ?

And then these sovereign currencies would be based on the value of how much of the Euro each country was able to convert?


So if Germany had 'x' Euros tied up in Bonds/gilts then it would be able to convert this back to its own currency and base the Deutch Mark value on this?


I know I'm talking total bollix here but how far of the mark am I?


mondeoman

11,430 posts

267 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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AJI said:
If the Euro collapses then wouldn't each EuroZone country just simply default back to its sovereign currency?
ie. Germany goes back to Deutch Mark, France back to the Franc ?

And then these sovereign currencies would be based on the value of how much of the Euro each country was able to convert?


So if Germany had 'x' Euros tied up in Bonds/gilts then it would be able to convert this back to its own currency and base the Deutch Mark value on this?


I know I'm talking total bollix here but how far of the Deutchmark am I?
EFAL

Four Litre

2,019 posts

193 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Im going for mad max scenario but without the motor bikes or Tina Turner, more mountain bikes!! The petrol wont last long, remember how quickly the garages sell out once a bit of snow falls or we get a few leaves on the line, just imagine how quickly it will all go south in a real panic event.

My advice to the OP is to keep a bit of ££ in your wallet for the time being..maybe a few sovereigns wouldnt go a miss. Gold= worldwide currency since the beginning of time. And Mr Heinz is going to be very popular for a while!

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.

Olf

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Friday 16th September 2011
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Frankeh said:
It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.
I really don't believe that...

bob1179

14,107 posts

210 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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I for one will be building up my store of shotguns and cartridges for the inevitable showdown with the roaming hoards of chavs trying to work out how to get their next hit of Kappa tracksuit bottoms and Burberry baseball caps.

If it all goes to hell in a handcart I will just hole up somewhere remote, live off the land and let the rest of the world self destruct.

smile


thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Olf said:
Frankeh said:
It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.
I really don't believe that...
I sort of believe it

I can't imagine any MPs going hungry

jj333

442 posts

160 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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I knew my Ugandan investments would come in handy sometime, just like George Agdgdgwngo promised when I gave him my bank details.

I'll be bartering with my Ugandan dollars. Oh wait...

Big Rod

6,200 posts

217 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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bob1179 said:
If it all goes to hell in a handcart I will just hole up somewhere remote, live off the land and let the rest of the world self destruct.
This appeals to me. Global financial implosion or not!