Collapse of the global financial system.

Collapse of the global financial system.

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Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Olf said:
Frankeh said:
It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.
I really don't believe that...
Why? The money system is just a way of counting and recording work and perceived value.

If the value of "old master" paintings drops from £3 million to 50p and your house value falls by 90% who cares? So long as farmers are still growing food, Tesco is still selling stuff and the dustman takes the bins away life goes on.

toppstuff

13,698 posts

248 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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98elise said:
Its all going to get a bit Mad Max
Does this mean we all have to dress in biker gear and strap a bloke in a gimp suit to the front of our cars?

I've always wondered why people wear biker gear in apocalyptic situations. Is this because all the Millets shops get burned down first?

RemainAllHoof

76,410 posts

283 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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anonymous said:
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Mortgage? This is PH. We are all powerfully-built, living in detached houses that we bought outright.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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anonymous said:
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Nah, the city losers will be too busy labouring on collective farms to cause any more trouble. wink

Mind you, if they're as bad at farming as they are at banking....

Landlord

12,689 posts

258 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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"Beware the melodramatic short-form precept."

sleep envy said:
Practice your bartering skills.
roachcoach said:
If it does all go tits up, learn chinese. Quickly.
98elise said:
Food and water will be currency, guns and bullets will be life insurance.

turbobloke

104,064 posts

261 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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anonymous said:
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New diamond encrusted pen for each directorship, naturally - no point in re-using a soiled item.

Four Litre

2,019 posts

193 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Dont forgot to load every phrase with "Cash is King!"

Mikeyboy

5,018 posts

236 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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If it all collapses I am going to my nearest abandoned army base and nicking every piece of hardware I can get my hands on.

Unlike in apocalypse films where for some reason, despite the whole army being dead, no-one ever tinks that defending yourself using top-notch and freely available hardware is a better idea than some old rusty shotgun.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Why would the army be dead because money doesn't work any more?

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Maybe Bono will do a gig for us and our plight?

turbobloke

104,064 posts

261 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Hudson said:
Maybe Bono will do a gig for us and our plight?
"Every time I clap my hands, a piigy dies"

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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turbobloke said:
"Every time I clap my hands, a piigy dies"
laugh

Mr Subtle

151 posts

153 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Four Litre said:
The petrol wont last long, remember how quickly the garages sell out once a bit of snow falls or we get a few leaves on the line, just imagine how quickly it will all go south in a real panic event.
With that in mind, im off down to tescos with the wheeliebin to stock up on unleaded....

Mikeyboy

5,018 posts

236 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Frankeh said:
Why would the army be dead because money doesn't work any more?
I was injecting humour.
My actual theory is that what we are possibly seeing is an end to civilsation in the structure we know it by, That doesn't mean apocalypse in Zombie movie way but it could possibly mean hunger, war and mass migrations, just like at the end of the Roman Empire.
It'll be slow and drawn out and even my kids won't be there for its final acts but its a plausible theory.

But that more depressing.

markcoznottz

7,155 posts

225 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Frankeh said:
It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.
They are doing. Next phase is global QE.

andy_s

19,408 posts

260 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Back to living off rabbits and eels then, just like the three-day week.

turbobloke

104,064 posts

261 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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andy_s said:
Back to living off rabbits and eels then, just like the three-day week.
Yes but will the bins get emptied. Not that they are anyway, muchly.

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Saturday 17th September 2011
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I like the idea of running around the woods and eating wild animals as much as the next PHer, but I don't think that's really on the cards.

At some point there will be a major sovereign debt default, perhaps some countries leaving the Euro, and a continued decline and stagnation of the major developed economies for a few years until someone makes the necessary cuts. More 1970s than Mad Max.

98elise

26,672 posts

162 months

Saturday 17th September 2011
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Frankeh said:
It'll never happen because there's too much to lose nowadays. The guys in power will figure something out.
Seriously?

Look at the riots a few weeks back, thats was just a small breakdown in Law and Order. Imagine what happens when an economy colapses and you can't buy food/fuel.

Olf

Original Poster:

11,974 posts

219 months

Saturday 17th September 2011
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In all seriousness though, how best to prepare for a complete fk up on the markets and the Euro falling?

I've got an offset mortgage against which all my saving sit. I looked into what happens last time round in the event of problems with the bank and the answer sensibly enough was that you'd lose the liquidity of your savings, they'd just be written against your outstanding mortgage debt. I can live with that. But if you've got no credit card debt is it best to have some gearing given that the value of that debt may devalue in the event of a crisis?

On thing that was clear during the last crisis was that the imprudent won out. Why should it be any different this time?

(only half tongue in cheek that last bit)