nice boat race, soovy still would though....

[Council Baby]

IanMorewood said:

£3.5 Billion and 85 though, I'm sure some of you would.

I wonder how much as been hidden away from the kids for the old younger man when she snuffs it. It says nothing... I call BS.

[ZOLLAR]

IanMorewood said:

£3.5 Billion and 85 though, I'm sure some of you would.

£3.5 billion eh?, I think I'd shag her to death then claim the money.

[Nom de ploom]

I'm sure theres a few on here who have turfed worse out on a sunday morning....

[Robbie B]

elster said:

IanMorewood said:

£3.5 Billion and 85 though, I'm sure some of you would.

I would if there was marriage and no pre-nup.

Go on then, sir. I dare you to even imagine wiping the cobwebs away and hanging out the back of that.

[10 Pence Short]

CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL HALTED AS MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND ALIVE IN SPAIN

[Cock Womble 7]

Hugo a Gogo said:

younger:

Hey, why the long face?

[V100]

Robbie B said:

elster said:

IanMorewood said:

£3.5 Billion and 85 though, I'm sure some of you would.

I would if there was marriage and no pre-nup.

Go on then, sir. I dare you to even imagine wiping the cobwebs away and hanging out the back of that.

I'm summing it up here. 10-15 years of having to shag that monster, with a reward of a few billion.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I doubt it will be that long, She probably won't remember who you are next week.

[TonyRPH]

[quote=ZOLLAR]Gremlin


Jocelyn Wildenstein has some competion then....

[Cock Womble 7]

TonyRPH said:

[T84]

BBC said:

salmon-pink knee-length dress with moss-green sash.

Hey, if I was an 85 year old woman my sash would be moss green too.

[TonyRPH]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Yeah but he couldn't help it.

She's done it to preserve her "beauty".

[justayellowbadge]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I doubt it will be that long, She probably won't remember who you are next week.

"Morning Darling, I'm just popping down the shops for some cigarettes, you're nearly out. Have you got any change? About 20 Million Euros should do it. I know, isn't it terrible, darling, I know, when you were a little girl you could buy 2 packs for a peseta. Franco may have been a chum of yours, but in a way he's got a lot to answer for. Thanks, honey, be right back.."

10 minutes later :-

"Morning Darling, I'm just popping etc etc..."

and repeat.

[Cock Womble 7]

I doubt an eighty-five year old is going to be that "up for it". I reckon the worst you'd have to do would be a peck on the cheek at bedtime and chuck a couple of Werther's Origanlez in her general direction.

Oh, and wipe her arse a bit.

[10 Pence Short]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I doubt an eighty-five year old is going to be that "up for it". I reckon the worst you'd have to do would be a peck on the cheek at bedtime and chuck a couple of Werther's Origanlez in her general direction.

Oh, and wipe her arse a bit.

You'd have to be careful with her. Giving it full bore would probably make her false teeth rattle like a pack of chick peas in a tin bucket.

[Mikeyboy]

Her father was one of the more unpleasant people in the Spanish Civil War and thats saying something, he got a lot of thanks from Franco for it too, hence the money.

You should see this woman in moving pictures too. she sort of shuffles like a zombie and has this wierd tick where she opens and closes her mouth like she has no control over it.

[Cock Womble 7]

Mikeyboy said:

and has this wierd tick where she opens and closes her mouth like she has no control over it.

Well, that's me sold.

[off_again]

IanMorewood said:

£3.5 Billion and 85 though, I'm sure some of you would.

Nope, I wouldnt - or should I say couldnt.... Percy wouldnt play for that!

[Sheets Tabuer]

2 viagra and a blindfold and I'm sure you could.

[60]

Mikeyboy said:

You should see this woman in moving pictures

You sound older than her!