Katy Perry back on the market....

[GarryA]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20804...

[dundarach]

poor lad - how could you follow that....

[GarryA]

She must really have the mental.

[Mr_B]

[dundarach]

Although the above photo is not good...

Is it that bad?

At night
No make-up
stty cameraphone

[GarryA]

[Mr_B]

There's probably one just the same but with Jenkins. But until I see it, it won't spoil the fantasy.

[D-Angle]

From @TwopTwips: KATY PERRY. Amuse the World by getting Andrew Sachs to communicate by voicemail the terms of the divorce.

[sportka1]

ah well

[VinceFox]

very pretty girl.

[anonymous-user]

So what? I just don't get it - publicity obsessed young couple marry and then a short time later split up, with predictably loads more publicity - this is supposed to be of interest?!

[VinceFox]

MercScot said:

So what? I just don't get it - publicity obsessed young couple marry and then a short time later split up, with predictably loads more publicity - this is supposed to be of interest?!

i just said she was pretty. there's no need to shout.

• sniff

[Prak]

That would be like buying a stolen-recovered car after some lout has ridden it hard all round town, banged the bejaysus out of its suspension and left it upside down in a field, covered in mud.

[bobbylondonuk]

Prak said:

That would be like buying a stolen-recovered car after some lout has ridden it hard all round town, banged the bejaysus out of its suspension and left it upside down in a field, covered in mud.

Now all the new buyer has to do is tell the car its st and he is willing to take a punt on it. Then get repaid by the car for his generosity...should be a good ride for the right buyer.

[DonnyMac]

dundarach said:

Although the above photo is not good...

Is it that bad?

At night
No make-up
stty cameraphone

Good-god, that is bad; very, very, bad.

[Shaw Tarse]

Ms Jenkins is also free http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20802...

[JonRB]

Can't say I'm the least bit surprised they're breaking up. Even before they married everyone knew Russell Brand couldn't keep it in his trousers. I'm just surprised it lasted a whole year.

[V88Dicky]

In good old Navy parlance, 'I'd crawl a thousand miles over broken glass, just to wk on her shadow'

[jaybirduk]

GarryA said:

She must really have the mental.

The mental gene is dormant in all of them, takes very little to activate it

[mybrainhurts]

JonRB said:

Can't say I'm the least bit surprised they're breaking up. Even before they married everyone knew Russell Brand couldn't keep it in his trousers. I'm just surprised it lasted a whole year.

I really can't give a toss about Russell Bland...

Unless, of course, his head fell off and fed a passing shark...