Katy Perry back on the market....

[hidetheelephants]

mybrainhurts said:

JonRB said:

Can't say I'm the least bit surprised they're breaking up. Even before they married everyone knew Russell Brand couldn't keep it in his trousers. I'm just surprised it lasted a whole year.

I really can't give a toss about Russell Bland...

Unless, of course, his head fell off and fed a passing shark...

That would be a first, him actually doing something funny...

[Olf]

hidetheelephants said:

mybrainhurts said:

JonRB said:

Can't say I'm the least bit surprised they're breaking up. Even before they married everyone knew Russell Brand couldn't keep it in his trousers. I'm just surprised it lasted a whole year.

I really can't give a toss about Russell Bland...

Unless, of course, his head fell off and fed a passing shark...

That would be a first, him actually doing something funny...

Somebody asked me - if you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would you choose. I said, Russell Brand, and he'd be dead.

Credit to mock the week.

[Eric Mc]

What does she do?

[Olf]

Eric Mc said:

What does she do?

until recently - Russell Brand. Not sure now tho.

[Negative Creep]

Olf said:

Eric Mc said:

What does she do?

until recently - Russell Brand. Not sure now tho.

Uses her unique ability to have a singing career even though she has a voice like a first round X Factor reject

[wargriff]

Well one of my Xmas wishes came true

[Bat Fastard]

wargriff said:

Well one of my Xmas wishes came true

I thought you'd have had enough of threads about Ms Perry

[wargriff]

Bat Fastard said:

I thought you'd have had enough of threads about Ms Perry

God no, any pics always cheer my day. I just hope she is not on the phone all the time begging me to go round and 'help her out' in the sex release department.

[Changedmyname]

I would , saw her pics in the SUN yesterday......yes,that's a body of a WOMAN.

[turbobloke]

Changedmyname said:

I would , saw her pics in the SUN yesterday......yes,that's a body of a WOMAN.

No disagreement with that, and it's not merely the size of her performance indicators, Katy is gorgeous and doesn't resemble a stick insect whether she can sing or not is irrelevant

[drivin_me_nuts]

Prak said:

That would be like buying a stolen-recovered car after some lout has ridden it hard all round town, banged the bejaysus out of its suspension and left it upside down in a field, covered in mud.

The market for second hand models with flappy paddle gearboxes is somewhat limited. The paddles will be frayed, the syncros heavily worn and you'll slip out of gear at the most inappropriate moments.

[wargriff]

drivin_me_nuts said:

The market for second hand models with flappy paddle gearboxes is somewhat limited. The paddles will be frayed, the syncros heavily worn and you'll slip out of gear at the most inappropriate moments.

All the above may be true. But look at those airbags.

[anonymous-user]

She has a funny look to her face that I don't quite like, slightly masculine at worst.

[hidetheelephants]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I think the 'Katy Perry's eyes' thread covered every possible permutation of PH's standard 'I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god/not even with yours, it'll be like flinging a sausage up a close/are you married to a super model?/yes, and am powerfully built' schtick.

Not to mention Wargriff's missus and a tin of Bird's. PH is unlikely to top those heights again.

[B Huey]

Even plastered with make up she is rather ordinary looking.

I don't understand her appeal to be honest.

[SC7]

B Huey said:

Even plastered with make up she is rather ordinary looking.

I don't understand her appeal to be honest.

Course you don't.

Now, back to bed quick-sharp; those 3 lingerie models won't bang themselves.

[VinceFox]

SC7 said:

B Huey said:

Even plastered with make up she is rather ordinary looking.

I don't understand her appeal to be honest.

Course you don't.

Now, back to bed quick-sharp; those 3 lingerie models won't bang themselves.

[Funk]

I would until it fell off.......except I don't think I could, knowing she's been tainted by Brand.

[turbobloke]

Funk said:

I would until it fell off.......except I don't think I could, knowing she's been tainted by Brand.

Who, according to reports, is now about to pocket £20m of Katy's cash for the privilege.

Taint fair...

[B Huey]

VinceFox said:

SC7 said:

B Huey said:

Even plastered with make up she is rather ordinary looking.

I don't understand her appeal to be honest.

Course you don't.

Now, back to bed quick-sharp; those 3 lingerie models won't bang themselves.

I never said I wouldn't, but there are plenty of women out there I do before her.