People we would like to hear or see less of in 2013

[Derek Smith]

Slobberchops said:

The_Burg said:

Bernie Eccleston.

And Bernie Ecclestone.

Both of them, just to make sure.

[djfaulkner]

Alan Carr
Piers Morgan
Frankie Boyle

[The Hypno-Toad]

Anyone. And I mean ANYONE who has anything to do with Made In Chelsea.

An eternity spent in hell up to their necks in the afterbirth from a herd of pus ridden, gonerreha infected wilderbeest would be too easy for those people. A weekend trapped in a lift with Gordon Brown just as he contracts Norovirus would be letting these people off lightly. To call these people self absorbed scum would be an insult to the stagnent, decaying skin that forms on the top of the most putrid pond in the most rancid rainforest. They are not just a waste of oxygen and skin, they are a waste of the space-time that they fill. If there are a infinite number of parallel universes, I bet you that we are the only one where these people have not been hung from beams on meat hooks and then disembowled with a rusty whaling cutlass for the enterainment of the cheering, down trodden masses. I have had bowel movements that have earned more of a right to an independant existance than them. A TV show starring lumps of my earwax would be more relevent to todays society. A rabbit with a lit firework up its backside would give a better acting performance than anyone who has walked onto that programmes set.

Whoever at Channel Four who has commissioned that series (TWICE!) should have his house burned to ground while he was forced to watch with his loved ones. Then just as he thinks the worst is over as the fire brigade arrive, David Bowie should jump out of one of the appliances and piss on his toaster.

I have quite strong views on this subject.

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Monday 31st December 18:57

[Slobberchops]

buckline said:

This thread was not complete without Shami Chakrabarti.

...who has already been mentioned.

TBH, as far as I am concerned, everyone apart from my sons can feck off!

[mcelliott]

Jimmy Carr
Alan Carr
Liz Jones
Piers Morgan
Miranda Hart
Bruce Forsyth
Keith Vaz
David Beckham
James Corden
Chris Moyles
David Milliband
Pippa Middleton
Gary Lineker
Russel Brand
Will Self
Alan Titchmarsh
Philip Schofield
Gary Barlow
Amanda Holden
Michael Mackintyre
Lenny Henry
Trevor Nelson
Fern Britton
Eamonn Holmes
Tess Daly
James Martin
Ed Balls
Joe Swish
Nicholas Witchell
John Inverdale
Jamie Redknapp
Andy Burnham
Mark Cavendish
Andy Murray
Paul Mccartney
Fern Cotton
Chris Evans
Richard Madeley
Vanessa Feltz
Fiona Phillips
Dara O'Brien
Phil Tufnell
David Walliams
Jonathan Ross

[Stinkfoot]

Anyone on that Essex program. I have never watched it but they always seems to be in the news !
I even met a guy from it whilst in Spain earlier this year (had to ask why a crowd were taking pics of this bloke).

[Conian]

Andy Zarse said:

Left wing so-called comedian... Andy Parsons.

But if you... say something with pauses.... it somehow... is meant to make it...... funnyyyy.

[MercuryRises]

oliverjthomas said:

Morrissey

bd, beat me to it

[Albert Bridge]

Clare Balding and Tulisa.

[NoNeed]

Albert Bridge said:

Clare Balding and Tulisa.

That's a threesome that I hadn't yet thought of

[GavinPearson]

I would like to see less of the Kardashian / Jenner clan. And anybody that socialises / dates / marries / divorces them.

[Morningside]

Andy Murray. Seems to be miserable if winning or losing.

Not a person, but "London".

[colonel c]

chimster said:

Any footballer/manager being interviewed after the game.

This. I'm fed up with football being an integral part of every Sky or BBC News bulletin.

[tractorguy]

I can't believe no has mentioned Diane Abbott yet.

[Ferg]

All of Made in Chelsea, X-Factor, the Essex bks (actually Londoners), celebrity chefs, Piers Morgan, Clarkson, Louis Spence..

[Johnnytheboy]

Ed Balls.

His stupid can't-pwonounce-w's voice and the way he uses the interviewer's first name, John, in every sentence, John, sets my teeth on edge.

[Arthur Jackson]

Jonathan Forbes-Brown

[Dominic H]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Anyone. And I mean ANYONE who has anything to do with Made In Chelsea.

An eternity spent in hell up to their necks in the afterbirth from a herd of pus ridden, gonerreha infected wilderbeest would be too easy for those people. A weekend trapped in a lift with Gordon Brown just as he contracts Norovirus would be letting these people off lightly. To call these people self absorbed scum would be an insult to the stagnent, decaying skin that forms on the top of the most putrid pond in the most rancid rainforest. They are not just a waste of oxygen and skin, they are a waste of the space-time that they fill. If there are a infinite number of parallel universes, I bet you that we are the only one where these people have not been hung from beams on meat hooks and then disembowled with a rusty whaling cutlass for the enterainment of the cheering, down trodden masses. I have had bowel movements that have earned more of a right to an independant existance than them. A TV show starring lumps of my earwax would be more relevent to todays society. A rabbit with a lit firework up its backside would give a better acting performance than anyone who has walked onto that programmes set.

Whoever at Channel Four who has commissioned that series (TWICE!) should have his house burned to ground while he was forced to watch with his loved ones. Then just as he thinks the worst is over as the fire brigade arrive, David Bowie should jump out of one of the appliances and piss on his toaster.

I have quite strong views on this subject.

Made in Chelsea is right up there with 'The Godfather' in terms of casting and performance, compared with the utter pile of steaming crap that is 'The only way is Essex'.

I'd add this tool and the cast of TOWIE to the list of those to not be heard of again...

[rehab71]

Andy Zarse said:

Left wing so-called comedians like Marcus Brigstock and Andy Parsons.

Good ones, also that Jeremy Hardy, every time I hear him on Radio 4 I want to smash the dash up! He HATES success, which in hi eyes is anyone on over £30k a year!

[sone]

Twenty four hour news, stories repeated every fifteen minutes forever rubbing the misery in.


Ok not a person but you get my jist.