Murderers & drug dealer to get taxpayer-funded IVF in prison

[QuantumTokoloshi]

My gast is seriously flabbered. The quicker the UK returns sovereignty back to this island the better.

Do not open this link if you suffer from hypertension

[sugerbear]

[quote] Four killers and a drug dealer could get fertility treatment to father kids behind bars – at the taxpayer’s expense.
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COULD not WILL. But don't let semantics ruin a good story.

[QuantumTokoloshi]

True, a strong point made many many times.

I would suggest that considering the convoluted legal case that has taken place up to now, it is likely to result in it becoming a reality.

[DonkeyApple]

sugerbear said:

COULD not WILL. But don't let semantics ruin a good story.

Priest (Gordon Gostelow): I suppose young girls was involved?

Businessman 1: (reading the newspaper) One discovered naked in the kitchen...breasts smeared with peanut butter. The police took away a bag containing 15 grams of cannabis resin... it may also contain a quantity of heroin.

Bagley: Or a pork pie.

Businessman 1: I beg your pardon.

Bagley: I said the bag may also have contained a pork pie.

Businessman 1: I hardly see a pork pie's got anything to do with it.

Bagley: Alright then, what about a large turnip. It might also have contained a big turnip.

Priest: The bag was full of drugs.

Bagley: Nonsense.

Priest: The bag was full of drugs, it says so.

Bagley: The bag could've been full of anything. Pork pies, turnips, oven parts... it's the oldest trick in the book.

Priest: What book?

Bagley: The distortion of truth by association book. The word is "may." You all believe heroin was in the bag because cannabis resin was in the bag. The bag may have contained heroin, but the chances are 100 to 1 certain that it didn't.

Businessman 1: A lot more likely than what you say.

Bagley: About as likely as the tits spread with peanut butter.

Businessman 2 (John Levitt): Do you mind?

Priest: The tits WERE spread with peanut butter!

Bagley: Nonsense.

Priest: It says so! Who's the man you are to think you know more about it than the press?

Bagley: I'm an expert on tits. Tits and peanut butter. I'm also an expert drug pusher... I've been pushing drugs for 20 years...

Businessman 2: Look here, I've had enough of this.

Bagley: ...And I can tell you a pusher protects his pitch. We want to sell them cigarettes, and don't like competition, see? So we associate a relatively innocuous drug with one that is extremely dangerous, and the rags go along with it because they adore the dough from the ads.

Businessman 2: I've had enough of this, I'm getting off at Datchet.

[Welshbeef]

Surely they fail the test required to get accepted into IVF?

We had to go down the IVF route but as it turned out before any treatment started good old Mother Nature did its thing so no IVF required. But to get to that stage took huge amounts of consultations with consultants etc and to prove that you are able to bring up a child and certainly be able to afford it. Being unemployed and a convicted criminal in jail well if they did get it it makes a mockery of what we had to do to get it.
Frankly we were so glad it happened naturally and of course zero cost to the NHS.

[AJS-]

One already won the right, so it seems likely that the others who are appealing now will win.

Absolutely sickening. Surely half the reason these scummers are in prison in the first place is so that they can't go on breeding and spreading their misery.

The thing is with each of these stories incompetence and foolishness seem less and less likely, while malice and perverse social engineering seem more plausible explanations. Why the hell do they want these vile people to out-breed the rest of us? Why the hell are we expected to pay for it? And when will people stop putting up with it?

[QuantumTokoloshi]

The insanity of the situation is laughable, but once I see the amount of tax I am paying to support the status quo, The smile disappears rapidly.