28 Socialist approved hairstyles

[8Ace]

Another belter from the PRK:

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Article said:

...the nation has learned the baleful lesson from the decadent South that outrageous hairstyles may lead to the formation of effete boy bands or to pervasive mental health problems whereby people hallucinate riding invisible horses

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Sounds very authoritatian but when I see some of the appauling barnets that people think look cool but actually make them look like a complete moron, I'm tempted to support this idea.

If it gets shot of mohawks and tramlines, why not.

[Odie]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Sounds very authoritatian but when I see some of the appauling barnets that people think look cool but actually make them look like a complete moron, I'm tempted to support this idea.

If it gets shot of mohawks and tramlines, why not.

They are 'approved' hair cuts, you wont get shot for not wearing your hair that way, but will probably get frowned at or something.

[anonymous-user]

Genuine LOL at that article

[anonymous-user]

These are basically all pictures of me after I have been to Luigi's down the Essex Road. My wife says that I should pay more than six quid for a haircut, but I say screw that. OK, he did once actually set fire to my ears while burning off the sprouty bits with Meths or something, but I respect him as an artisan.

[Rude-boy]

Breadvan72 said:

OK, he did once actually set fire to my ears while burning off the sprouty bits with Meths or something, but I respect him as an artisan.

I don't know why but that has just tickled me but it has to the point of imagining you explaining to your clerk why you are still wearing your wig despite being back in chambers.

[anonymous-user]

I have, and I kid you not, just been to Luigi's place. He was out, and his assistant did the blag. I am sorry to Godwinise this thread so soon, but, in all seriousness, the guy has given me a Hitler do. What is Italian for bks?

[rohrl]

Breadvan72 said:

I have, and I kid you not, just been to Luigi's place. He was out, and his assistant did the blag. I am sorry to Godwinise this thread so soon, but, in all seriousness, the guy has given me a Hitler do. What is Italian for bks?

It's "Scheisse!" Mein Fuhrer.

[crofty1984]

Breadvan72 said:

I have, and I kid you not, just been to Luigi's place. He was out, and his assistant did the blag. I am sorry to Godwinise this thread so soon, but, in all seriousness, the guy has given me a Hitler do. What is Italian for bks?

Coglioni.

[rohrl]

I'd go for a number 4 or a 6 off the list I think. I'd like the Dear Leader or one of his representatives to match me up with a suitable wife with haircut number 8.

[JuniorD]

So basically if you have a 'do like a Lego man you'll be grand

[Hugo a Gogo]

JuniorD said:

So basically if you have a 'do like a Lego man you'll be grand

racist!

yellow lego heads?

[dudleybloke]

the mens styles arnt too bad.

[Pints]

Having attended a school where this sort of prescriptive dress code was rigorously enforced, I think this is a smashing idea, and would stop kids walking round looking like Justin fking Bieber. And while they're at it, I hope they've pointed - in the strongest possible terms - that wearing your trousers hanging off the bottom of your arse is completely unacceptable.

I, for one, welcome our North Korean overlords.

[MocMocaMoc]

Pints said:

I, for one, welcome our North Korean overlords.

HA!

: )

[grumbledoak]

I can't help feeling that Nuclear weapons and that much free time on their hands is a bad combination.

ETA- and somebody should photoshop this bad boy in: