Drug mule

[ChemicalChaos]

Oakey said:

I see these two s are poised to go on Big Brother. Famous for no other reason that trying to smuggle drugs, absolute shocking.

You have got to be stting me....


Then again, I gather we had some bint on I'm a "Celebrity" who was famous because she was watching TV, on TV......

[Mr Snrub]

Remember kids, crime doesn't pay. Unless you're a fairly attractive young woman.

[BlackLabel]

One seems to be keeping her head down but the other obviously sees herself as some kind of z list celebrity.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/n...

[Ructions]

BlackLabel said:

One seems to be keeping her head down but the other obviously sees herself as some kind of z list celebrity.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/n...

She certainly didn't go hungry in prison.

[rambo19]

I would....................

[Deisel Weisel]

'in talks to star in the next series of Big Brother' (both of them)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4275862/Pe...

[irocfan]

Ructions said:

BlackLabel said:

One seems to be keeping her head down but the other obviously sees herself as some kind of z list celebrity.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/n...

She certainly didn't go hungry in prison.

plenty of munching at the Y

[SkrrSkrr]

When your plug is certi

[Halmyre]

BlackLabel said:

One seems to be keeping her head down but the other obviously sees herself as some kind of z list celebrity.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/n...

The DM: so disgusted by the red-nailed selfie-taking drug mule's shameful self-publicity that they put up several hundred pictures of her.

[RC1807]

rambo19 said:

I would....................

[kowalski655]

Halmyre said:

BlackLabel said:

One seems to be keeping her head down but the other obviously sees herself as some kind of z list celebrity.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/n...

The DM: so disgusted by the red-nailed selfie-taking drug mule's shameful self-publicity that they put up several hundred pictures of her.

So an infamous, but attractive, woman goes on holiday and takes a phone call,and somehow the Mail extrapolate that into her becoming a reality star?
And it looks like they spent 2 minutes taking the pictures,and just published every frame.

[Oakey]

kowalski655 said:

So an infamous, but attractive, woman goes on holiday and takes a phone call,and somehow the Mail extrapolate that into her becoming a reality star?
And it looks like they spent 2 minutes taking the pictures,and just published every frame.

Apparently it was The Sun that paid her for that sequence of photographs

[Camoradi]

More ass than mule

[Ructions]

CONTROVERSIAL public figure and failed drug mule Michaella McCollum is set to pursue a career as a reality TV star, with experts confirming that there’s nothing that anyone can do to stop this from happening.

McCollum, who couldn’t succeed as a drug smuggler, is set to make a name for herself on Celebrity Big Brother, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Celebrity Lambing, Celebrity Delousing, or any TV show with ‘celebrity’ in the title over the next TV season.

Despite adding nothing to the world, McCollum has been deemed just the right mix of ‘attractive’, ‘young’, ‘arrogant’ and ‘talentless’ to succeed as a reality TV star, with the media across Ireland and the UK only happy to play ball.

“Michaella equals money,” beamed a media expert, working out how to stick McCollum into every newspaper and magazine.

“You don’t have to be ‘good’ at anything to be a star these days; you just have to stir up the right emotion in people so they tune in or buy a newspaper or click a weblink… that’s where the cash is. I wish there were 20 more like her; in fact, if any young girls would like a career as a media icon, maybe give smuggling cocaine a go? You’ll get a few years in prison, but a lifetime of being famous!”

Members of the public wishing to complain about the rise of Michaella McCollum from drug mule to media darling are welcome to do so, for all the good it will do.

[Ructions]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Marks was ever so slightly more successful as a drug smuggler.

[kiethton]

Camoradi said:

More ass than mule

more Camel judging by the daily mail's pictures...

[ABZ RS6]

kiethton said:

more Camel judging by the daily mail's pictures...

Good to see she is toe-ing the line these days.

[irocfan]

got to be honest y'couldn't say she was fat though


https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/ac_mi...

[Oakey]

Ructions said:

Marks was ever so slightly more successful as a drug smuggler.

You're assuming the time she got caught was the first time!

[Ructions]

Oakey said:

Ructions said:

Marks was ever so slightly more successful as a drug smuggler.

You're assuming the time she got caught was the first time!

You're assuming that a 21 year old, from the arse end of Tyrone, ever succeeded at anything?