Total Recall Chest

[Crusoe]

Surprised this one hasn't been posted, lengths folk will go to for reality stardom.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11113...

[AshVX220]

My mate who lives in Flroida posted this on FB last night, I couldn't quite believe it!

[Rude-boy]

"Makes me wish I had three hands!"

Well so far as I am concerned she has achieved her wish, totally spoilt what appeared to be a reasonable looking body, not even a twitch at the thought.

[Crusoe]

And she wanted to scare guys away... yeah bet she hardly gets noticed when she goes out now. I would take away the license from the doctor that did it though, surely can't say it was in any way good for the patient.

[Rude-boy]

Crusoe said:

And she wanted to scare guys away... yeah bet she hardly gets noticed when she goes out now. I would take away the license from the doctor that did it though, surely can't say it was in any way good for the patient.

She should have twigged that the idea was "A bit fked up" when the first 49 US Doctors refused her money...

[JuniorD]

Crusoe said:

Surprised this one hasn't been posted,

It has

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Moonhawk]

Before reading the article - I just knew 'Men' had to be accountable for this in some capacity or another.

Either somebody had 'coerced' her into doing it - or in this case - because she want's to turn them off (presumably because she feels she gets too much attention from them).

[EskimoArapaho]

Moonhawk said:

Before reading the article - I just knew 'Men' had to be accountable for this in some capacity or another.

Either somebody had 'coerced' her into doing it - or in this case - because she want's to turn them off (presumably because she feels she gets too much attention from them).

Wrong.

[8Ace]

"Jasmine's Jugs"

[Jasandjules]

This can't be real surely? I mean, did someone watch Total Recall whilst drunk or what?

[smegmore]

I had to check the date...

[rhinochopig]

Reminds me of the old joke.

Why is women's waist called a waist?

Because you could fit another pair of breasts there.

[Migx]

i see no problem... i got 2 hands. 1 mouth... all adds up.

[TTmonkey]

Fake, apparently.

[ehasler]

JuniorD said:

It has

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...