Stormaggedon Mk4: The Oncoming Storm(s)

[Mr GrimNasty]

Have you noticed how the BBC weather can't just have a satellite picture of a depression, it now has to have a big red pointy chopper blade whizzing around, like a giant atmospheric flymo hacking man and property to pieces as it goes.

[smegmore]

Mr GrimNasty said:

Have you noticed how the BBC weather can't just have a satellite picture of a depression, it now has to have a big red pointy chopper blade whizzing around, like a giant atmospheric flymo hacking man and property to pieces as it goes.

Genuine laugh at that, well done.

[gpo746]

Its coming in today.
I tried to warn you some of you laughed at me
You wont be laughing when your swimming round in your kids bedrooms trying desperately to cling to the upper post of juniors bunk beds to avoid succumbing to the torrent of water raging through your home.
I am just off to put the 2 whoosh parrots in along with the lamas and livestock in my arc.
I don't have any spare room sorry

[CamMoreRon]

[gpo746]

CamMoreRon said:

I like you if you can row you can come with us. I'm a bit surprised we haven't floated free yet but its only a matter of time.

[evenflow]

Bright sunshine and a bit breezy in Cheltenham.
Some leaves have come down.
Have mercy Gonzalo!

[HaroldBishop]

Wild up here in Cumbria with some very sharp hail and rain showers but hardly apocalyptic.

[speedchick]

Had a few gusty and wet moments this morning in East Lancs. Also had hail, thunder and lightening.

Oh and the fence in the back yard has broke and fell down, need new panels and posts

[HTP99]

Bit windy here in Surrey, it has stopped raining now.

[marksx]

Bit breezy up in Wakefield. Odd shower. It's almost autumnal.

[Megaflow]

marksx said:

Bit breezy up in Wakefield. Odd shower. It's almost autumnal.

This in South Lincs / Peterborough area.

A rain shower, some wind, it goes, it's sunny, wind blows another shower in, and repeat.

In the rest of the world it's called autumn, to the UK media it's Stormaggedon...

[lbc]

No storm here in Coventry.
A bit windy and occasional rain shower.
Mostly bright sunshine.

Another hyped up storm that never happened.

[EskimoArapaho]

OH NOs! The site's burger van has decided the wind's too unsafe and it's buggered off.

Leaving me with only three fingers of KitKat for lunch. Anyone got Oxfam's email address?

[Sheets Tabuer]

This storm has been shining in my face all day, they won't even let me turn my desk around.

[Diderot]

EskimoArapaho said:

OH NOs! The site's burger van has decided the wind's too unsafe and it's burgered off.

Leaving me with only three fingers of KitKat for lunch. Anyone got Oxfam's email address?

Corrected that for you

Pretty windy here in West Sussex.

[Oakey]

Meanwhile, on the Fylde coast....

[Puggit]

3 dead in the UK, for the record.

[A.J.M]

Had to put a brick on the bin to stop the lid blowing off.

A stick fell on the roof of the car heading to work.

Who do I sue?

[MartG]

Oakey said:

Meanwhile, on the Fylde coast....

Flood warnings out for high tide I hear

Pic from a couple of hours ago - rain & hail & sleet

[mrpurple]

Sideways rain and sunshine here in Somerset........broken bill on concrete duck that held the BBQ cover down