Bike thief drowns after cycling straight into harbour.

[eldar]

Pesty said:

unfathomable

6 feet under?

[dudleybloke]

eldar said:

Pesty said:

unfathomable

6 feet under?

in a different league.

[eldar]

dudleybloke said:

in a different league.

Knot likely.

[dudleybloke]

Should have been given a stern warning.

Did he do well at shoal?

[eldar]

dudleybloke said:

Should have been given a stern warning.

Did he do well at shoal?

I bow to your wit, it keels me.

[anonymous-user]

I've halibut enough of these harbour puns. Some of you sound a bit chippy TBH.

[MrHorsepower]

I agree - this isn't the right plaice. I cod have sworn we have a thread elsewhere for humour like this.

[Negative Creep]

MrHorsepower said:

I agree - this isn't the right plaice. I cod have sworn we have a thread elsewhere for humour like this.

You misspelled that on porpoise didn't you?

[MrHorsepower]

Negative Creep said:

MrHorsepower said:

I agree - this isn't the right plaice. I cod have sworn we have a thread elsewhere for humour like this.

You misspelled that on porpoise didn't you?

Dolphinately not!

[TokyoSexwhale]

MrHorsepower said:

I agree - this isn't the right plaice. I cod have sworn we have a thread elsewhere for humour like this.

You've yacht to be kippering me!?

I usually have to trawl the net to catch a whale of a thread like this.

[turbobloke]

TokyoSexwhale said:

MrHorsepower said:

I agree - this isn't the right plaice. I cod have sworn we have a thread elsewhere for humour like this.

You've yacht to be kippering me!?

I usually have to trawl the net to catch a whale of a thread like this.

Fair point as PH is usually no plaice for it, as for the deceased eel never know.

[Camoradi]

It's easy to make fun of someone dying like this, but deep down, it's quite sad.

[Hooli]

This thread is sinking to new lows.

[mcdjl]

Camoradi said:

It's easy to make fun of someone dying like this, but deep down, it's quite sad.

I'm all at sea thinking about how shallow some people must be to be harbouring such wayward jokes.

[Perik Omo]

I had the impression that the person in question was a youth but according to the Plymouth newspaper it was a Darren Wakefield aged 35, so not a youngster.

[dudleybloke]

Thanks for the update re-port.

[Lynchie999]

... the nautical based punnery in this thread has now reached titanic proportions...

[Camoradi]

Lynchie999 said:

... the nautical based punnery in this thread has now reached titanic proportions...

You wait, this is just the tip of the iceberg

[carinaman]

Tour de Force?

[tvrolet]

Perik Omo said:

I had the impression that the person in question was a youth but according to the Plymouth newspaper it was a Darren Wakefield aged 35, so not a youngster.

The Old Man and the Sea then?

Must have been peddling in Earnest to getaway.