Mars destroyed by Space Muslim nuclear attack

[Mr Gearchange]

Damn my sausage fingers. Damn them to hell.

[croyde]

It wasn't nukes it was Ebola spiders.

[p1esk]

Einion Yrth said:

p1esk said:

Well I was a bit miffed when the bar size went down from 58 gm. to 51 gm., but nuking Slough seems a bit drastic. Oh, I don't know though; it doesn't seem to be a very appealing place.

J.Betjeman said:

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Oh well, I can't compete with that. My poetry extends about as far as "The boy stood on the burning deck..." etc.

[Hooli]

croyde said:

It wasn't nukes it was Ebola spiders.

Looks real to me.

[andy_s]

p1esk said:

Einion Yrth said:

p1esk said:

Well I was a bit miffed when the bar size went down from 58 gm. to 51 gm., but nuking Slough seems a bit drastic. Oh, I don't know though; it doesn't seem to be a very appealing place.

J.Betjeman said:

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Oh well, I can't compete with that. My poetry extends about as far as "The boy stood on the burning deck..." etc.

Is that the Spike Milligan one...?

"The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled.
Twit."

[Haggleburyfinius]

I just googles Mars Conspiracies...

Images supposedly proving "cities and cars on Mars".

All mental.

[p1esk]

andy_s said:

p1esk said:

Einion Yrth said:

p1esk said:

Well I was a bit miffed when the bar size went down from 58 gm. to 51 gm., but nuking Slough seems a bit drastic. Oh, I don't know though; it doesn't seem to be a very appealing place.

J.Betjeman said:

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Oh well, I can't compete with that. My poetry extends about as far as "The boy stood on the burning deck..." etc.

Is that the Spike Milligan one...?

"The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled.
Twit."

No, I'd forgotten about that one.

Mine is:

"The boy stood on the burning deck
and used the blazing wood,
to cook mince pies of giant size,
and lots of treacle pud."

I'm maybe a bit early with that, but it'll soon be time to start up our Christmas cake production line. We usually do one during November, then we sample it to see that it's OK, then we find we need to do another one. We're usually on our third cake by the time Christmas arrives.

[jshell]

Haggleburyfinius said:

I just googles Mars Conspiracies...

Images supposedly proving "cities and cars on Mars".

All mental.

The Cydonia face and pyramid piccies were fascinating though!

[jmorgan]

jshell said:

Haggleburyfinius said:

I just googles Mars Conspiracies...

Images supposedly proving "cities and cars on Mars".

All mental.

The Cydonia face and pyramid piccies were fascinating though!

Until the loons get their teeth into it an refuse to accept what it is. Then it is an interesting excursion into the stupid.