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Asterix

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229 months

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

124 months

Monday 19th June 2017
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gooner1

10,223 posts

180 months

Monday 19th June 2017
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BlackLabel said:



I remember, quite some time ago, having an urgent need to urinate close to a sty
Imagine my complete and utter shock when shaking my penis, I slipped and impaled
a large Sow. Well I say Sow, it was dark at the time and after twenty or so minutes spent trying to free myself, I was rather to weary to check.
Which just goes to show this kind of thing can happen to anyone. Honest,

amusingduck

9,398 posts

137 months

Monday 19th June 2017
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gooner1 said:
BlackLabel said:



I remember, quite some time ago, having an urgent need to urinate close to a sty
Imagine my complete and utter shock when shaking my penis, I slipped and impaled
a large Sow. Well I say Sow, it was dark at the time and after twenty or so minutes spent trying to free myself, I was rather to weary to check.
Which just goes to show this kind of thing can happen to anyone. Honest,
hehe That you, Dave?

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

124 months

Monday 19th June 2017
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Poor Phil must be furious.


sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Monday 19th June 2017
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BlackLabel said:
Poor Phil must be furious.

rofl

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

124 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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The most British news headline.....



HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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Tom Logan

3,225 posts

126 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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dandarez

13,293 posts

284 months

Sunday 20th August 2017
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gooner1 said:
BlackLabel said:



I remember, quite some time ago, having an urgent need to urinate close to a sty
Imagine my complete and utter shock when shaking my penis, I slipped and impaled
a large Sow. Well I say Sow, it was dark at the time and after twenty or so minutes spent trying to free myself, I was rather to weary to check.
Which just goes to show this kind of thing can happen to anyone. Honest,
That reminds me.
Why did the Bull rush?
Because he saw the Cow slip.

You can't tell 'em to kids like that anymore.
getmecoat

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

124 months

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

133 months

Friday 13th October 2017
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HIV man had sex with a nanny goat while train passengers looked on.

http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/judge-sceptica...