UKIP - The Future - Volume 4

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Sylvaforever

2,212 posts

98 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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johnxjsc1985 said:
Sylvaforever said:
Nuttal was the final step a closet brained English Nationalist
Think its fair to say the good people of Lincoln have given a message to Mr Nuttal and its don't bother turning up in June.
To be fair though Nigel led the country away from..



anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Digga said:
Breadvan72 said:
Sylvaforever said:
Nuttal was the final step a closet brained English Nationalist
I was right there with you until you suggested that Nuttall possesses a brain. That's the thirteenth stroke of the crazy clock, that is.
Your both being extremely unfair. Wikki says he's a very distinguished member of MENSA.
Does he go to the same branch as D Trump?

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
Sylvaforever said:
Nuttal was the final step a closet brained English Nationalist
I was right there with you until you suggested that Nuttall possesses a brain. That's the thirteenth stroke of the crazy clock, that is.
Of course not. With his typical altruism he gave it away to a deserving orphan child in the world's first brain transplant, which of course he performed (on) himself.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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As for Drunker liking lunch, and, indeed, dinner too, we could maybe learn a lot from liking lunch and dinner a bit more. Anyway, Juncker does not matter all that much. Merkel does. May, reaching the limit of her fairly mediocre ability range, now has to negotiate against one of the best politicians on the planet, and in Vegas high-stakes poker terms, May has high card three, with nothing on the table after the flop. May has to bet all the way to the river card, and then go all in. I don't know that Theresa May is that good a poker player. Maybe she is. Maybe not.

In other news: Fly on the wall reportage from that recent meeting of the 27 -

Brussels

12.00.00

Mesdames, Messieurs, I call the meeting to order. First and only item of business: do we tell the British to fk off? I suggest a show of hands

[a momentary pause]

Thanks everyone, good meeting. Let's have lunch!

12.00.30

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Nuttall reminds me of an antiques dealer whom I met not very long ago. The guy tried but failed to sell me an overpriced Arts and Crafts table, allegedly by Liberty of London, probably some cheap tat. The dude told me that in his previous life he had invented the Simpsons and the Power Rangers, left his big job at Disney on an issue of principle, and been engaged to Angie Bowie. He said that his best client was the Viscountess Something or other. I did a colleague (who collects Arts and Crafts era stuff and whom I like to tease) an evil turn by suggesting that Mr Fantabulous hit on her.

See also the Viz character "Arlidge Pryor, the hopeless liar".

Farage is a huge liar, but a good one, and he lies not only about himself, but also about important stuff. He has the sound technique of repeating the same massive lies over and over and over again. No amount of fact checking or debunking can stand against this technique.

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

123 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Nuttall pretty much admitting that it's all over for them.


anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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If Nuttall attempts nobly to fall on his sword, he'll probably miss.


Likes Fast Cars

2,770 posts

165 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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The future is blank. All over red rover, UKIPPers back to voting Conservative smile

Countdown

39,895 posts

196 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Smollet said:
NuLabour existed only to be part time lightweight Tories and they weren't very good at that.
i think they were perfect at that whih is why they grabbed the centre ground so succesfully. It was only when Brown moved them leftwards that they lost.

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Sylvaforever said:
To be fair though Nigel led the country away from..


Nigel isn't Nuttall and that's Nuttal's problem and indeed UKIP's problem. 4 million UKIP voters moving to the COnservatives could make it even worse for Labour

Digga

40,321 posts

283 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
As for Drunker liking lunch, and, indeed, dinner too, we could maybe learn a lot from liking lunch and dinner a bit more. Anyway, Juncker does not matter all that much. Merkel does. May, reaching the limit of her fairly mediocre ability range, now has to negotiate against one of the best politicians on the planet, and in Vegas high-stakes poker terms, May has high card three, with nothing on the table after the flop. May has to bet all the way to the river card, and then go all in. I don't know that Theresa May is that good a poker player. Maybe she is. Maybe not.

In other news: Fly on the wall reportage from that recent meeting of the 27 -

Brussels

12.00.00

Mesdames, Messieurs, I call the meeting to order. First and only item of business: do we tell the British to fk off? I suggest a show of hands

[a momentary pause]

Thanks everyone, good meeting. Let's have lunch!

12.00.30
There is no way of the EU inflicting damage on the UK without suffering itself. There is very possibly no way of achieving Brexit without weakening, to an extent, both the EU and the UK.

However, either party deliberately trying to 'out one over' on the other is ludicrous and dangerous. Negotiations need to be rigorous and will not always go smoothly, but commencing from a standpoint of beggar-thy-neighbour is dumb. Not saying it won't happen though.

king arthur

6,566 posts

261 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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What will Aaron Banks do next?

Likes Fast Cars

2,770 posts

165 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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king arthur said:
What will Aaron Banks do next?
save some money?

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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king arthur said:
What will Aaron Banks do next?
Biding his time perhaps?

http://thepatrioticalliance.co.uk/

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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FiF said:
Yes UKIP is stuffed and haven't helped themselves.

Having said that there is definitely room and opportunity for a centrist "none of the above / usual suspects" type party.

Suspect Blair thinks he could get one going, but the deluded oik doesn't realise just how much the public regard him as a poisonous git. Lib Dems might think, when they've had too many sherbets, that they're another, but again too many bridges burnt, so equally deluded.
I've always viewed them as a means to an end, I've tactically voted for them in the past but I wouldn't dream of it once they delivered the referendum.

Job done, let the Tories take us out of the EU now with a strong majority...

eharding

13,711 posts

284 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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king arthur said:
What will Aaron Banks do next?
Would it be churlish to hope for "spontaneous self-combustion"?

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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eharding said:
king arthur said:
What will Aaron Banks do next?
Would it be churlish to hope for "spontaneous self-combustion"?
Bet he's well insured wink

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Digga said:
Breadvan72 said:
As for Drunker liking lunch, and, indeed, dinner too, we could maybe learn a lot from liking lunch and dinner a bit more. Anyway, Juncker does not matter all that much. Merkel does. May, reaching the limit of her fairly mediocre ability range, now has to negotiate against one of the best politicians on the planet, and in Vegas high-stakes poker terms, May has high card three, with nothing on the table after the flop. May has to bet all the way to the river card, and then go all in. I don't know that Theresa May is that good a poker player. Maybe she is. Maybe not.

In other news: Fly on the wall reportage from that recent meeting of the 27 -

Brussels

12.00.00

Mesdames, Messieurs, I call the meeting to order. First and only item of business: do we tell the British to fk off? I suggest a show of hands

[a momentary pause]

Thanks everyone, good meeting. Let's have lunch!

12.00.30
There is no way of the EU inflicting damage on the UK without suffering itself. There is very possibly no way of achieving Brexit without weakening, to an extent, both the EU and the UK.

However, either party deliberately trying to 'out one over' on the other is ludicrous and dangerous. Negotiations need to be rigorous and will not always go smoothly, but commencing from a standpoint of beggar-thy-neighbour is dumb. Not saying it won't happen though.
A Tweet from the Commission yesterday, after May's hilarious pretendy tantrum (actually coolly playing to the Daily Mail and Telegraph massive):-

"We've already done our 30 minutes on Brexit this week".


THE EU need not seek to inflict damage on the UK. The EU can simply watch while the UK takes careful aim at its own feet and gives them both barrels.

The EU doesn't need to play mega hard ball and perhaps CBA to do so. It can just sit there and say, no deal. The leaks about "Le Diner de Cons" were simply Merkel getting her explanation in early for the German voters. The countries that will feel the most pain from Brexit are Britain, Ireland, and Germany, and German voters may be miffed by the stuff that hits them. Merkel has to say in advance "Don't blame me, these are the sort of idiots I was dealing with".

Eddie Strohacker

3,879 posts

86 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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"Le Diner de Cons"

A message for us all in 90 short minutes of family fun.

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

157 months

Friday 5th May 2017
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Breadvan72 said:
Stuff.

Nice to see you back in NP&E.